I know we’ve been joking about it, but duck, it’s so ridiculous I can barely believe she’s actually doing it. Those poor animals. Who the hell let her just have them? They can’t keep FISH alive and she is lazy as duck with no experience beyond never walking the poor dog, beggars belief. Gonna be a funny night on tattle though…
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Oi oi oi phone the RSPC would be the next step
Don't like her but hope SS gets a tiger and elephant next week. 
Is so confused why she would not settle her family in, get the building work finished before she brought bloody alpacas.. because she has already?!?! I don’t normally post. I was on the PTWM thread but she bored me, the house brought be back here but this whole thing is so bloody strange. The secrecy. SHOW ME THE kITCHEN 
We all know our Soph's busy in the mornings,cooking on the aga,getting kiddies ready etc all in 6 inch heels,so I don't blame her when one of the ducks comes waddling in and asking if she's got any bread every morning.
I'd be the same.End of my tether I'd tell it you come in in here one more time asking for bread,I swear I will nail your bill to the worktop.
The same duck took her by surprise the following morning.She run out of the music room,triangle in hand.What do you want now?? Oh,morning Soph,got any nails?
Nooooo,duck the duck off!
Oh great said the duck-got any bread?
I'd be the same.End of my tether I'd tell it you come in in here one more time asking for bread,I swear I will nail your bill to the worktop.
The same duck took her by surprise the following morning.She run out of the music room,triangle in hand.What do you want now?? Oh,morning Soph,got any nails?
Nooooo,duck the duck off!
Oh great said the duck-got any bread?
That’s the number of accounts she’s followed
I'm just predicting something will go wrong with all these animals. Alpacas, ducks, rabbits. I'm flabbergasted to be honest.
Yeah our help to buy contribution in a not so far away area of Essex was £30kYou do still have to put some of your own money in with help to buy and if they worked in sales the base salary was more than likely crap and most lenders wouldn't take commissions in to account.
Ugh anyway, that almost sounded like I was sticking up for her. Need to dettol myself now
Alpacas kick. And spit. And have to be shorn which is not a job for the faint hearted.
Maybe she’s having everyone on and is actually getting a donkey or Shetland pony
Not sure, I haven’t watched her stories with the sound on for 2 years to save my sanity. I’m not joking.Has her voice changed? She sounds very chavy
Dead relatable as ever. Followed Rattan and Cane who do those radiator covers. Which cost no less than £200.
And need nails trimming
Now that you say that I’ve actually noticed myself reading the captions a lot more now rather than listen to her too
Also remember when she had to get bleeping Gretel out to finally admit they ‘weren’t fish people’ 
Whats shorn? She will sadly find out that they aren't farm people.
It’s been a while Soph.., do a live video 
When/what year was the first date they had?
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