Hinchback
Jim exotic!!! I'm CRYING!!!! That needs to be a new nickname for himMrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm
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Half a day and half a house tour later, Sophie has confirmed that she is completely tone deaf and really doesn’t consider anything outside of her own bubble.
Many people in the real world are juggling work and caring responsibilities, struggling to heat their homes while worrying about increasing energy costs, and basically just trying to get through January.
Sophie, however, complains about a pristine cream carpet, says how much work is ‘needed’ on a perfectly fine bathroom, gets excited over plans to add a balcony to the master suite (Handmade by Weeping Gepetto™️) and shows off the dog’s massive new bedroom.
You’re doing a really great job of staying relatable Soph… Clearly you’ve forgotten what you said only 3 years ago -
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Speculation is rife over what will be next in the Sophie show. Could it be a petting zoo with Jim Exotic? Or will it just it be series 5 of keeping up with the Solomons?
We hope any former Hinchers who are feeling alienated from her know that you are welcome here.
This is not a rave thread.
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the bots shoppers
I think it’s where she smokesHinchs thumb looks weird can't quite say why. Stacey's look shite they are either filthy or her nail.varnish is all chipped. Skanky cow
Stupid tiny rakeThread suggestion: Picking up alpaca shite with her stupid tiny rake, give it up Hinch you big old FAKE
My thoughts too.This is surely proof that Soph isn’t the best friend who was round for 2 hours earlier at least.
Stace has a new bff
Because whenever Sophie calls round she always says something like "best friend" "special friend" its just too obviousHow did you know?
Blessed by thy pampasWow Sofas managed to do ALL that woodchip raking today which made her proper out of breath guyzzzzsh AND managed to get over to her 'tend BFF's house to thumbs up some pampas. So poetic. Such a hard worker guyszzz. Blessed be thy pampas
It’s a good quality ladder, so definitely not one of Weeping Woody and Hunch’s special projectsWho made the ladder????
Stacey isn’t under gleam anymore is she?This isn't any friendship this is a paid for gleam friendship
oh yes totally agree with outfit changes for a baby, but you’d pop them in a sleepsuit at that time of night wouldn’t you. Not a fresh new white outfit with tights!My thoughts too.
Also Roses outfit changed to earlier stories (but my little girl had a ridiculous amount of outfit changes at that age so may have been needed)
So glad I don't have to have one of those "friendships"This isn't any friendship this is a paid for gleam friendship
No but I think it’s just a mutually beneficial relationship now, they both know together helps engagement. There’s no sincerity at all between the two of them and the behaviour for friends is very odd. Sad neither of them are actresses or they may have convinced us! I don’t think they hate one another like people say, I just think they are impartial to one another and use each other for their sad little lives JaneStacey isn’t under gleam anymore is she?
That picture is definitely not taken at night timeWatch your back StaceRose is on high alert for the crazed Hinch
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