Mrs Hinch #472 - Shame it wasn't her thumb instead of her toe!

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Pinchers

Whodunnit said:
isn't it illegal to drive in flip-flops or is that my imagination?
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I don’t think it’s illegal but if he was to have an accident, he would be heavily fined. This goes for the stupid Santa suit too.

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Fizzymoon

I gasped out loud when she put the wooden chopping board on the gas hob. I mean, who does that? Only needs one of them to knock the nobs and the whole lot goes up!
 
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Not_A_Troll

Fizzymoon said:
I gasped out loud when she put the wooden chopping board on the gas hob. I mean, who does that? Only needs one of them to knock the nobs and the whole lot goes up!
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You should know by now that safety really isn’t her strong point!
 
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ChunkyMonkey90

What boils my piss aswell, she has Santa driving the motorhome but Lennie and Ronnie weren't present...why weren't they involved...weird as fuck
 
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Andyloutop

And it’s illegal to drive in flip flops I thought???
 
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Justapeep

Andyloutop said:
And it’s illegal to drive in flip flops I thought???
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Pity the newspapers didn’t pick up on Father Jamie driving in all his gear and flip flops on maybe he would be fined (I wish) they obviously have the footage so there isn’t any getting away with it. If there is a God please let them fine him
 
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Unhinged_solarpanel

Fizzymoon said:
I gasped out loud when she put the wooden chopping board on the gas hob. I mean, who does that? Only needs one of them to knock the nobs and the whole lot goes up!
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Should've known better after having that stupid vase on the hob a couple of years ago. But then again, she's not exactly known for her intelligence is she
 
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Mejustme

I've a feeling she's going to post a story of them leaving in the motorhome, then that will be it till the new year, deep rest coming up
 
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Unhinged_solarpanel

Ok so she'll go off in the van to the farm house, deep rest until about 5th Jan and then BOOM ...... 'guyssssssshhh we just love it so much that guess what WE BUYED IT!! OMG I can't believe it, not gonna lie but and to be honest I never thought I'd move but we just really need the room for all the shit I buy from Home Bargs. Literally can't wait to show the pastry trollz around our new home'. Something like that .
 
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JaneDoe1873

Guuuuysh I am so Kate to the party but can I add the time she bought Ron a fake dog shit and taught him playing and picking up faeces, especially dog faeces, is a fun game as the worst piece of parenting I’ve seen from her all year.
 
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Danielizabeth

“Sometimes I like to read the news for bants” really annoyed me. Sofa, you aren’t news. News is actual important things.
 
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MrsHater

Two things:

1) She reads the news“for bants”. The pandemic and other current news is not “bants” love. Maybe grow up and take the world seriously for once.

and

2) She didn’t even read the “news” properly. It doesn’t say she buys a motor home, it says she rents it which is exactly what she IS doing

What a thick bitch!
 
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Irreleventberrylium

I might have to take myself off the threads for a while. Seeing Soph away with her family has proper boiled my piss. She’s off galavanting doing what she wants, and I sat with my mum in tears yesterday because she’s so scared she can’t be with all us kids on the 30th for our Christmas Day.

my sister lives 2hours from us and she’s working (nhs) over Christmas, my brother lives 5 hours away too. We were all meant to be having Christmas a few days after, Santa coming again for the little ones, big dinner etc. First time all together in 2 years. But obviously that’s at risk again. Can’t sit watching Soph doing what she wants and all we want is one pissing day together.

sorry to rant and moan folks! Have a lovely Christmas you nusty trolls and I’ll return when it’s safer. Big love x
 
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Fissccchh

Has anyone noticed that on Google maps, street view now goes into her housing estate but only down one familiar part of it?

Also, I think I’ve worked out what irritates me so much about the thumb. It’s so long, especially with the long nails on, that it looks at first glance like she’s giving you the finger
 
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