Don't troll me tomorrow when you are throwing up with wine fluYou’re my new best friend
Shit no,I've not ironed my dress! Hold on till I phone my mum crying so she does it for meHow the fuck have we nearly done another thread in a day!
We need to get out to a Christmas party. I’ll pick you all up at 2pm tomorrow, don’t worry I’ll have you home for 4pm!
These songs have been trying not to laugh out loud and wake everyone up so I’m contorting all sort of sopha facesAbsolutely HOWLING at the songs.
You creative funny little twats
You are honestly a beautiful personThankyouIt was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!
I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys
Fulltime arsehole as wellTo be fair to her she does work full time she’s a full time con artist and compulsive liar
You are an absolute darlingThankyouIt was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!
I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys
Oh my god I can’t breathe I’m laughing so muchsung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.
While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed
Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor
In comes Jamie smug as fuck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag
He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now
Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo
She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over
*hate ( not ateShe’s all fur coat and no knickers that’s what she is...I fucking ate her!!!
When did Jimbob start wearing glasses ??
I mis-read the very first word and I’m crying againFor the Christmas album:
Dodging' around the Christmas tree
Can’t have the sheep know that it’s up
Balsam hills? I’ve got three
They keep engagement up
Posting about the Christmas tree
This Christmas will be greige
And if that doesn’t get me hits
I’ll say that Ronnie won’t behave
You will get a sentimental feeling when you see
My cleaning trolly Her name was polly
Mortgage woes outed by dolly
Posting an ad for P&G
I’ll only tag you if you pay
I’m a saleswoman primarily
So the sheep buy what I say
I think that’s why she hasn’t done a Gretel rant recently! She can’t risk it!Hinch wants to hope she doesn't cry troll cos everyone will fly over here, see how fucking hilarious everyone is and they'll never leave.
Actually yeah cry troll Soph
I was out a few weekends ago and my iron gave up the ghost… I asked my granny if she would lend me her ironShit no,I've not ironed my dress! Hold on till I phone my mum crying so she does it for me
I read it as dogging LOLI mis-read the very first word and I’m crying again
Flip me the rest of the iron bit didn’t post… but basically my granny went and bought me an iron. Why does princess soph get her things ironed???I was out a few weekends ago and my iron gave up the ghost… I asked my granny if she would lend me her iron
I read it as dogging LOL
Looks like big alWhen did Jimbob start wearing glasses ??
Lonnie doesn’t even look real. Like one of those re-born dolls, he’s so filteredAnother filter 🥱
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