Mrs Hinch #466 Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz, But the very next day, you edited it away

[Pollyanna263]

She could have got her mum to run an iron over those massive creases on the stockings

 

[Bunnykins]

So I watched the vid of Len. (What a sweetie pie) and I was waiting for the big ending she spoke of and what was it? That he accidentally squeezed out some of the smoothie on to the blanket?
Hiiiiilarious!

 

[blueshowbizz]

We end with this year's official Tattle Hinchmas song (I say this year's, it's our first one) by our lovely @Pollyanna263 and @brummiebird

Sing along to the tune of Wham's Last Christmas

Our first tattle tradition

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Like the shoulder is bad enough and the amount of editing on that ‘fashion’ show Vogue would have been proud off !! But can l say T H O S E FU*KIN ROOOOOOOOOTTTTTTSSSSSS are not fashionable!!!

 

[Pollyanna263]

So I watched the vid of Len. (What a sweetie pie) and I was waiting for the big ending she spoke of and what was it? That he accidentally squeezed out some of the smoothie on to the blanket?
Hiiiiilarious!

I think she was meaning him saying mmm after she said that’s nice

 

[Curlywurly82]

So I watched the vid of Len. (What a sweetie pie) and I was waiting for the big ending she spoke of and what was it? That he accidentally squeezed out some of the smoothie on to the blanket?
Hiiiiilarious!

She's also got him in a top that says " you are enough" oh just duck off Hinch

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Lennie is cute and all but he didn't really do anything "funny". Why does she always laugh at her kids...

 

[springheeledyeti]

Fucks sake, you lot once you get going, some of the funniest tit I’ve ever read, absolutely howling here

 

[Pollyanna263]

She's also got him in a top that says " you are enough" oh just duck off Hinch

I hope nursery are showing Ron what Ronnie people are really like

 

[dreamgirls]

So is she turning her house into her parents she has gone from grey to this beige colour which was always her mums home theme and her mum is obsessed with hares which is now what are on the bloody stockings. Where are the fun childrens Christmas stockings

 

[Homebird44]

Posted this back end of last thread. Is there nothing in this world that she won't bleeping flog?

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I saw these in my tesco today. A few people were looking at them and commenting on the price. I think they're expensive.

 

[ilovepizza21]

Hope you’re doing okay and the knobhead hasn’t come crawling back xx

Nope I knew he wouldn't! Things are still hit and miss just taking it day by day. Thankyou for asking x

 

[Pollyanna263]

It was a mis-spelling of nasty, by a Hincher I think. I’ll see if I can find it

edit to add the abbreviation list from the wiki but I can’t find the actual thing. I’m sure someone has it.

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Quoting myself to say I’ve read this 10 times and can’t actually see nusty in it

Mrs Hinch #458 Overground, underground, waffling free, the hincher of grey skull gets a free sky glass TV!

What kid doesn’t turn the bloody pages too soon?! Was he just 1 then? My 6 year old still does it ffs. 😂 Why even put anything negative in the letter? Eurgh.

tattle.life

Has anyone got it?

 

[Cassy Role]

SHE loves wrendale (as it fits with her farmhouse perficktly) so she gets the boys woodland themed stockings. They’d prefer Santa and rudolf. She’s a selfish brat.

I love wine. But my kids haven’t got wine glass shaped stockings

 

[springheeledyeti]

It was a mis-spelling of nasty, by a Hincher I think. I’ll see if I can find it

edit to add the abbreviation list from the wiki but I can’t find the actual thing. I’m sure someone has it.

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Oh god don’t share that again, my stomach muscles can’t take it better get back to my cruncky snacks and throwing coke down my fat thriat blessed be xx

 

[Homebird44]

Amazing recap as always @Bunnykins .
And @Pollyanna263 and @Brummiebird Absolutely fan-bleeping-tastic i think big George would also be proud

Them pjs are awful and over priced. Next time I'm looking for my fleece I'm gonna ask my family of they have seen my cloud fabric top. Maybe she is trying to stay away from the fleece=sheep=shoppers incase too many catch onto her mate £17 for a toddler onesie that can't be worn to bed because of the hood... duck off!!

Happy Monday you nusty lot xx

We are defo having a better Monday than poor Marion

His living room and accessories couldn't be more insta hun if he tried. That tree looks like B&M shat on it.

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

So I watched the vid of Len. (What a sweetie pie) and I was waiting for the big ending she spoke of and what was it? That he accidentally squeezed out some of the smoothie on to the blanket?
Hiiiiilarious!

I honestly thought it was going to be a massive fart and was disappointed when it wasn't

 

[Bogwoppit]

Why does this remind me of the clothes that you could buy in the Sunday magazines that could send off for? It’s just vile! Why Tesco just why?

 

[Sausage90]

Anyone else wondering why she's only just released her Ortum Winta Collecshun?

We're 95% through Autumn and she's far too late for the huns to buy it for Christmas presents (I presume they're all but finished by October as the trees are erected then).

My ONLY reasoning is the Indian/Chinese sweatshops have had a back order to clear and Grinch's wasn't a priority.

Fluffy recycled, shoulder-less robes all round at Sopha's on Xmas day

Why does this remind me of the clothes that you could buy in the Sunday magazines that could send off for? It’s just vile! Why Tesco just why?

My 88 year old Grandma has a similar number that she floats about the house in.

 

[MrsDon1]

If anyone from Gleam is reading, you could get Hinch to promote the Covid Vaccine seeing as she’s such a fan of flashing her upper arms.
I’ll take 10% of her fee for the idea.