Hey Brums this is bloody fantastic! Have I missed something about the mortgage or is that just for the purposes of the song?
Hey Brums this is bloody fantastic! Have I missed something about the mortgage or is that just for the purposes of the song?And in today’s edition of the Hinch sings Christmas advent edition we have ……..
Hinch Mansion is a no go
Jamie’s gambled the deposit away,
The bank’s computer said no
Tattlers now laughing all day
“Jamie I’ll have to pawn me wedding ring,
We’re fucking skint you lazy shite”.
What fun it would to be able to see
The shit going down in Chez Hinch tonight, oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Faking it all the way.
Oh what fun it is to find
You mortgage declined with “no way”, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Fuming all the way.
Oh what fun it is to find,
Your husband’s blown 10 grand on Bet Play.
Now Soph’s face is deathly white,
She had dreams of cleaning alpaca dung.
Bestie Stace is in her mansion tonight,
Whilst Soph’s dream has gone all wrong.
In Maldon she will have to stay,
Might have to start dealing weed ,
There’s a morbidly obese dog to feed,
“Jamie, upload your CV to Indeed”.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,
Soph’s dream house gone astray.
Oh! what fun it is to find,
The mortgage application was denied, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
All the best by the way.
Oh! In Castle Greyskull you’ll have to reside,
And another source of Insta content you’ll have to find,
Well today my voice is seriously husky so at least I’d stay anonymousLoving these songs! We need you to record an album!
That Jamie short for James is a dirty bastardYou know Jamie’s in the garage soaping up his sponge after watching that video of her.
Thread suggestion pleaseYou know Jamie’s in the garage soaping up his sponge after watching that video of her.
And at 10pm!I had to smile when she said Mumsie ironed her dress because she was crying on the floor. Surely any normal mother would say “get up you Twat and act your age”.
We had some tea spilt by someone who said their friend overheard her getting turned down for a mortgage at the brokers office.Hey Brums this is bloody fantastic! Have I missed something about the mortgage or is that just for the purposes of the song?
Bet he’s soaping up fiddles minkehYou know Jamie’s in the garage soaping up his sponge after watching that video of her.
Noticed the Moses basket in the back as well…You know I said earlier that Ronnie was allowed to paint his little ornaments? I just rewatched and can’t believe how naive I was. She has splodged green paint on one, yellow on another and he’s been given a loaded blue paint brush to splodge for the duration of that story.
I always buy my two neighbours across the street a bottle of baileys for Xmas so was well pleased when I seen it! The other 4 bottles is 2 for me and 2 for “spare” cos I sure by fuck will have tanked the two bottles within the next 2weeksRaced to the tesco website hot time when I saw this.. the disappointment
Has been raining all day more or less!Well it’s pissing down in Hampshire, wonder what it’s like in London today? That’ll fuck up any photos she took last week.
Exactly, Hinch keep in scrubbing and stay in your laneI bet she absolutely hates having to go to these brand partner things when it’s for cleaning stuffshe would rather it was for fashion (even though she has none) or make up.
Even though she never shows herself “cleaning” anymore she still can’t shake that label offin the words of Lee from Blue’s girlfriend she will always just be “that cleaner off Instagram” and it fucking kills her
Ah I have a theory about that! And about the baby seats on the high chairs.Noticed the Moses basket in the back as well…
Don’t worry, she’s got plenty of ‘outtakes’ on her phoneOne of my kids was a whirlwind as a toddler, I needed eyes up my arse.Now I love seeing my (private) FB/Google photo memories pop-up of our funny, inquisitive, mischievous child.
Take a bit of advice from an old troll Sophie, they're not small for long, don't let your memories of Ronnie be just Insta posts, you will regret it.
I think she’s got enough in the bank to buy a million pound house outright. Or at least almost all of it (maybe trace could rent the loft?)Going back to #mortgagegate if she has paid off the mortgage on her current house, she's easily got the deposit money sat in the bank for a million pound manshun , so if the story is true about the computer saying no, it must he because of her unstable job
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