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PumpkinKing

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Currently reading thread 419 from August, either these are her "90s style cloud joggers" or she's just nicked the idea from someone else.
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Ok so I’m pushing it here but they had a huge argument because apparently ‘ if he had kept his job they would of got the mortgage’ that’s it now because I can’t my mate in shit but thank you for welcoming me 🥰
 
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SpinachMushroom

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Oh my god this is why she stopped all the upcycling posts and banging on about her and her dad having a workshop! Imagine upcycling all that crap only to be told you can’t get a mortgage on the mansion!
 
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ribena_32

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Wreck the walls with old tree branches
Falala lala lalalala
Tis the season for cold shoulders
Falala lala lalalala
Donning now our grey apparel
Falala lalala lalala
Write yourself tend fan mail from carol
Falala lala lalalala
 
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Ugh. There’s a million words to describe Ron and naughty isn’t one of them!!!! Poor little thing. Can’t she say “cheeky” or something instead? Two year olds aren’t naughty. Your special needs, non-verbal two year old definitely isn’t 😣😣😣
 
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mrs Stot

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I have my first BINGO!!!!!

I spotted the Hinch onesie on Ronnie back at peppa (pepper🤣🤣) pig world!
No ad when she posted herself and Ronnie in the camper van with them on, but now all of a sudden they’ve been gifted to her and she “can’t believe they are now here”

they’ve been there since bloody October if not earlier.
How have her sheep not spotted all her lies, it’s not like she ever tries to cover them. The undisclosed ads too!
 
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F the dust.

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"Hard day at work Sophie?" " yes mammy I had to eat a cupcake, pull a cracker waiting for a free dinner and clean a black sink for 5 minutes " " oh darling" " Jaymeee run her a bubble bath, deep rest for you! I'll put the boys to bed" she makes Denise Royal look like a workaholic.
 
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Char4649

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• Shouted at Ron in the arcade for Cheating using his innitative to get the ball in the hoop
• Blamed him for a 'horrendous' day out at the fair
• Publicly humiliated him on the toilet
• Edited videos to make his speech and responses sound 'normal'
• Never addressed his issues and used him as bait to trolls

To name a few times.

'We're on this journey with Ron'

 
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Pollyanna263

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Ok so she overheard the good news on the 12th October, I don’t have any social media so can’t what the fucking twat was doing them at day but let me know hahaha
I’m down tattle memory Lane now.

12th October is when Stacey finally announced her baby name.

What a day that must have been for Soph!
 
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Ffairy

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Also a grown woman with round the clock support, millions in the bank spent her Monday night sat on the floor crying so her mum had to iron her clothes for the following day.

what the actual fuck is this. And who admits that thinking people will sympathise or relate? She’s a pine cone short of a £25 Christmas tree.
 
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Pollyanna263

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Well, I’ve woken up with a cough and just had a positive lateral flow.

3yo seems okay so far but getting both of us a PCR this morning. He’s already seriously cross about the prospect. I’ve lost all ability to cope with adulting.

At least I can get the teenager out of his isolation cell (bedroom) now, if I’ve already bloody caught it.

Fucking brilliant. Happy Tuesday.
 
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Lez2990

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New thread title since we are moving through them pretty quick

“Princess Soph won’t be moving house for awhile, especially since Tesco have put her bedding straight in the bargain pile”
 
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AllieBee

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sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as fuck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over
 
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Yellowdoor44

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Guess the tune….

When Jamie got stuck in the attic,
Hinch began to shout
Oh Tracey please, it’s such a squeeze, just shove the prick right out!

His vest is black, his flip flops are cack, all the vest to you too.

Wheeeeeen Jamie got stuck in the attic
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUUUUU
 
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Bunnykins

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How the fuck have we nearly done another thread in a day!
We need to get out to a Christmas party. I’ll pick you all up at 2pm tomorrow, don’t worry I’ll have you home for 4pm!
 
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HinchesSousChef

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If she’s showing footage from October now then Lonnie COULD have been born in January like I said.

Don’t worry. Just joking. Or am I.

Ooh I hope this tea about the failed mortgage is true.
 
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HenryHenchcliffe

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Be kind to yourself. BE FUCKING KIND TO YOURSELF?! Get in the bin.

I watched 2 people die last night despite doing everything to help save them. I came out of a busy nightshift to a flat battery and when I finally got on the road it was home to a cold and empty (bar the dog) house. My partner is in a different time zone and I get to speak to him Of there is WiFi which more often than not drops out mid conversation. Oh and I'm back tomorrow day in overtime because money is getting tight.

So yeah you self absorbed jumped up privelaged lazy little c*nt can shove your words where the sun doesn't shine. I'm done.

OOn a happier note I've got to spend time with my nephew and his smile has brightened my day. ATV you nusty trollz.
Think I'll watch a real tearjerker of a film later. Sort me out.

P. S. I had gin at 11am 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
 
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