Mrs Hinch #460 A greasy ad for GHD, her account is now just QVC
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She took two whole days off on Thursday and Friday because she wanted to up her engagement for an ad for ghd on Saturday morning.
The ad, which I presume she’s been given because they think she’s a former hairdresser instead of the former sales rep that she actually is, showed Soph transform her usual greasy birds nest hair in to straight greasy birds nest hair and gave her followers 5% off. Don’t all rush at once.
She posted a soppy quote about all smiling in the same language to play on Ron’s “invisible speech needs” then showed a photo of her “untidy” lounge / space behind the sofa where she’d tipped some quavers out of the packet and thrown Ron’s SnapBack on the floor the rest of the mess was her slippers and a basket of blankets she’s pushed over. See guyshh she is a relatable mummy like you. Swipe up. Swipe up.
She suddenly remembered she should clean so she jet washed her pergola and covered it “for next year” and wiped the window ledges ready for her Christmas decorations.
She’s been following more upmarket furniture and fittings companies and is also now following aga. So the move to Hinch Farm better be imminent Soph because all that is going to look pretty naff in a new build on an Essex housing estate.
She showed a story of Ron high fiving her, his dad and Len and saying “baaa” when she asked what noise do sheep make (the irony).
She claimed it made her so happy as though it was the first time he’d done, but he actually did exactly the same thing back in September when she asked him what noise sheep make during a day out. Receipts below.
After more pointless stolen quotes and eye bleeping herself she spent the evening reading Tattle and saw people asking about Henry’s bedroom so to prove a point she filmed him at 3am on the bed in there.
Dance little puppet dance!
Sunday was another day of rest for Soph whilst Father James took the day off from preaching to his flock to show us Ronnie at Baby Ballers yet again...zzz.
Monday morning and so far we’ve had a photo of her and the kids and and an engagement upping “how all you all?” So all her sheep will reply and she can ignore them all and a video of her pushing Lennie in a pram that was Ron’s and she feels likes she’s pushing baby Ronnie again. Probably because he was only allowed out of his pram last week.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @SpritzerTime
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
She took two whole days off on Thursday and Friday because she wanted to up her engagement for an ad for ghd on Saturday morning.
The ad, which I presume she’s been given because they think she’s a former hairdresser instead of the former sales rep that she actually is, showed Soph transform her usual greasy birds nest hair in to straight greasy birds nest hair and gave her followers 5% off. Don’t all rush at once.
She posted a soppy quote about all smiling in the same language to play on Ron’s “invisible speech needs” then showed a photo of her “untidy” lounge / space behind the sofa where she’d tipped some quavers out of the packet and thrown Ron’s SnapBack on the floor the rest of the mess was her slippers and a basket of blankets she’s pushed over. See guyshh she is a relatable mummy like you. Swipe up. Swipe up.
She suddenly remembered she should clean so she jet washed her pergola and covered it “for next year” and wiped the window ledges ready for her Christmas decorations.
She’s been following more upmarket furniture and fittings companies and is also now following aga. So the move to Hinch Farm better be imminent Soph because all that is going to look pretty naff in a new build on an Essex housing estate.
She showed a story of Ron high fiving her, his dad and Len and saying “baaa” when she asked what noise do sheep make (the irony).
She claimed it made her so happy as though it was the first time he’d done, but he actually did exactly the same thing back in September when she asked him what noise sheep make during a day out. Receipts below.
After more pointless stolen quotes and eye bleeping herself she spent the evening reading Tattle and saw people asking about Henry’s bedroom so to prove a point she filmed him at 3am on the bed in there.
Dance little puppet dance!
Sunday was another day of rest for Soph whilst Father James took the day off from preaching to his flock to show us Ronnie at Baby Ballers yet again...zzz.
Monday morning and so far we’ve had a photo of her and the kids and and an engagement upping “how all you all?” So all her sheep will reply and she can ignore them all and a video of her pushing Lennie in a pram that was Ron’s and she feels likes she’s pushing baby Ronnie again. Probably because he was only allowed out of his pram last week.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
so forgive me if I've got this wrong but wasn't she raving about a new pushchair/pram that she could unfold with one hand the other week? 
awesome as usual x
Even while on maternity! She’s trying and failing at being relatable isn’t she?!
