Exactly why the deceitWhere are they here? I don’t recognise that background at all. Defo not her house.
Exactly why the deceitWhere are they here? I don’t recognise that background at all. Defo not her house.
It is probably the new house (I imagine they will have to take R there a few times to get him used to it so on the big montage reveal he plays his part perrficktly and knows how to open the front door etc)Where are they here? I don’t recognise that background at all. Defo not her house.
They eat a perfectly well selection of vegetables,Do they eat any other vegetable aside from broccoli ?
You know that baby shower game of is it a picture from a porno or a woman in labour?To add to the Many Faces of Hinch: A Memoir
Tbf toddlers can be awfully fussy and you tend to rely on the safe fruit/veg to get some vitamins in them. My girl ate everythung until she was one... yesterday she wouldn't eat cucumber because it was cut into sticks and not slices. We swapped the sticks for the slices on Nanna's salad and she ate them, no issueDo they eat any other vegetable aside from broccoli ?
Why, just why must it always be out in tops, I just don’t get itThat bleeping shoulder
Haha that reminds me. Does everyone remember when that make up by mikey I think it was, came round at like 10pm on a day that wasn't even Halloween and did a Halloween look for no reason whatsoeverI think she must have been on the sherry this evening with that little rant and giving the finger, how lovely, what a dainty lady she isn’t! If she is drunk and Jimbobtendjob has his grey joggers on he’s in for a night of fun
Well, at least she won’t need to shop for a Halloween costume, just stick on the granny in rollers filter and she’s good to go. She’s already got the cackle down to a fine art. Actually, she doesn’t even need the filter, I’m sure one of her many looks will do for Halloween.
A cot? What’s that says Hinch? Safe sleeping-never heard of it!Hinch I have a question, wheres the cot going to fit in Traceys nursery
Oohhh. I’m off to investigate. Love spots like this.Where are they here? I don’t recognise that background at all. Defo not her house.
Sophie and a her shoulder blades spend more time out than she does with her own kidsWhy, just why must it always be out in tops, I just don’t get it
It could be her house. She filters everything to duck, even her kids.Oohhh. I’m off to investigate. Love spots like this.
It might be her bedroom but I thought her headboard wasn’t as solid as this.
Could be mad ma Barkers as they live there 90% of the timeOohhh. I’m off to investigate. Love spots like this.
It might be her bedroom but I thought her headboard wasn’t as solid as this.
I think it’s the motor homeIt could be her house. She filters everything to duck, even her kids.
To ‘Hinch up’- verb meaning ‘to sellotape cheap tat to the walls in manner of every bland room you’ve seen on Instragram for the last 10 years. Must be devoid of colour, personal touches and age-appropriate toys. Items must be purchased from fast-fashion style, low quality outlets with poor ethics such as EBay, Amazon and B&M’ who the holy duck would need help to achieve what she does?! (As for who would WANT such a room well we all know don’t we). The wooden cameras get me- kids now don’t even know that is a camera shape even if they are older- she’d be better getting a wooden iPhone as her kids certainly know what that is, shoved in their faces every waking moment including when they are on the looNah mate, just get da duck out. bleeping 'Hinch up a room'? Nope. Just bleeping nope. Get me off this planet before she tries to go ahead with this tit. Deluded is what she is.
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