Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

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Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

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Saturday was spent tending to be Stacey again and giving BFF Trace’s granny house a Greyskull makeover. Soph painted her fireplace grey and gave her a lot of Tessshhhco tat to create a recreation of her own house from 2017. Job done. She’s clearly fishing for a home makeover show of her own, the only downside being she’s getting her interior tips from a 1998 episode of Changing Rooms.

Soph also revealed she’d bought Ronnie a doll’s house from Facebook Marketplace And was going to do it up for him because he loves playing with the one at nursery. Let’s hope it’s cute and colourful, but no doubt it’ll end up being a greige and crushed velvet horror that he’s not allowed to play with. Sophie will laaav it though and as we all know, that’s the main thing.



Sunday was World Mental Health Day and Soph was off the gram all day. For someone who has built her career off the back of her supposed mental health issues and has sold her story of anxiety umpteen times this was a rather strange omission. Still it’s understandable as people may have asked too many questions of her and her very vague comments about what’s actually up with her other than “butterflies in my tummy” .

Monday and she was back with another try hard ASMR video, we all really want to hear her pour a kettle down the plughole or open a window, it’s riveting! Though I do think it’s preferable to her usual taste in music.
Then there was another stolen quote and an ad for her tacky Tessshco loungewear where she channelled her fashion icon Barbara Royle.

The afternoon consisted of fridge reorganisation, which was basically her being a Beggy Mitchell to get freebies from John Lewis. She bought some plastic boxes for the fridge, but she already had some and basically tried to recreate Stacey’s, also ridiculous, fridge organisation, whilst claiming to be down to earth with her “standard”fridge guyshhh. She’s not at all bitter about Stacey’s utility ok? I wonder if she did the one in the garage she bought for extra Christmas food (that meant lots of cheese, well mugshots go in the cupboard) too?

Then there was another soppy quote about being a mum (stolen natch) and a video of poor old Henry unconscious in the living room before she fucked off for the night.
Sadly for Soph her final sign off showed that Ron actually already has a doll’s house so surely the marketplace one isn’t just for content...


Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
 

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Good morning nusty trolls, and bravo @Bunnykins another fab recap!
 
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You WHAT?? Second comment--- the (imaginary) lady keeps swiching Tesco clothes throughout the day?????


 
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Eeeee what another GLORIOUS day! Cant wait to see what shit hinch speels out today. Will she organise her cleaning cupboard with more expensive boxes? Will fat henners FINALLY get a walk? Will Soph make more than something with just roll? What pure inspirational quotes will she give us today!
 
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Yayy Fred title no 3
thanks guyssss for the votes, I'm so excited I could wee myself.
Hope work doesn't mind I've dressed up for the occasion, well got my shoulder out and my work top now spouts 'I am enough'
Over the logo...
Love you all to the moon and back

Thanks @Bunnykins for your recaps, we'd be lost without you
 
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In my head I read this as a TV recap person from the 80/90’s
 
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Have yous all got a 10L bottle of coke and crunky snacks ready for the name reveal?
I reckon someone’s going to be spending the day rocking in the dog barskitt sobbing into a jug of sketty hoops…….

It will be that or she’ll pull the troll card throughout the day to get some attention!
 
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She loves a bloody quote to start the day ....most annoyed as I have a rainbow cup with that quote on it!!

"A copied quote a day keeps the trolls away"
 
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Good morning
Possibly shouldn’t drink wine and post on here got myself all in a cofuffle
The recap is brilliant
im off to teshco today just for the crack so I shall report back
She should really step away from those green leggings they are vile
ATV
 
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They are not green remember darhhling they are Eucalyptus ..or.pig shit green
 
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She's never done tummy time with Lenor has she ? Poor kid slumped over the cushion all for the gram.. .

Can confirm also that the quality of her duvet cover are shit. The cheaper Tesco ones are better quality..

There are 8 Hinch cups ( not even tall enough for a mug) in my local little Tesco for a few weeks now.
 
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