I’d like to add to the wonderful mums on here that share their stories also rememberMy thoughts on today
- the pumpkin ‘crafts’ are absolutely fucking wank
- WHO BUYS MOPS TO MAKE PUMPKINS OUT OF THEM OMG THIS IS SO TRIGGERING
- lonnies head is a weird cone shape
- hinch in ‘my biological offspring has inherited some of my physical characteristics’ shocker - who’d have thought???
- all you wonderful mums on here feeling sad that this jumbo twat gets to swan off at the drop of a hat with her tend mates after spending all day making tend crafts and fingering a selection of lukewarm sweaty asda bargain range deli bits - just remember your kids know who you actually are and most likely LIKE you. More than hinch can say
Haha!!She meant another kind of line….
ps you nusty trolls are lovely xxx
Unless they are playing for a full house?Is that not a line???
My husband would say "Why are you doing *insert reception age child's name here* for him? And why is his homework so stupid?"Everyone, I just want you to imagine you go to the shops to buy some pumpkins. Some frenchic paint, some shhhhtring and a tray. You bring it home and start making your autumn tray. Imagine you’re doing this. What would your partner/peoples at home say? I’ve just been cracking up at the thought all day. I have two kids and if I went out and bought all that crap and started making ‘autumn trays’ my husband would think I’ve actually lost the plot! Not to add that my kids would have them destroyed in a day
YES THIS!! Watch it back you can see her gathering them up then suddenly she just throws them it's so obvious! Fucking fruitcake she is.In that story that SS uploaded, you could see Zophdestressedbingo throw those purple things on the table... Was that because the attention wasn't on her??? Twatalina she is!!!
Thank you I saw that and thought the same! - do you think she thinks she has to have numbers all the way across?Is that not a line???
I was gonna say tbh I would buy anything from Jennifer Coolidge even those crappy handbagsJennifer Coolidge is a legend! Fxcking love her!!
Can you imagine if someone asked how you made the mop pumpkins, my family would think I'm bonkers!!
It might not be a consolation but I often see your posts and I think you’re 1000x the mum hinch will ever be. You’re making memories with your babies and they’ll grow up safe and secure in the knowledge that you love them and nurture them and help them grow. Ronnie and lonnie on the other hand... I don’t have children yet, but I know in a heartbeat which kind of mum I’d rather be!I’ve got two kids. 19’months between them. We don’t have family help. The 2.5 year old is still breastfed to sleep at night. The 4 year old is golden but because the small age gap between them I’ve struggled to see anyone. I’ve not seen my best friend for 3 years. Yep 3 years. Covid has played a part but it’s mostly due to having young children. I’ve not been out for drinks. Not gone out for meals. Not gone to the theatre. Not gone on a date with my partner. Nothing for 4 years. Nothing.
it’s the only time I think I ever feel “jealous” of her.
This would make a great thread titleSomeone needs to tell her going to William hill and wanking in the garage ain’t working on projects
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