Mrs Hinch #424 - Sophie can whitewash perfectly well thank you
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Monday continued like another particularly bad episode of The Repair Shop, one where they make your furniture worse than it looked before and the people working on the furniture are the ones crying all the time.
It was a full house at Castle Greyskull with Big Al on painting duty and Fiddle Fingers and Abi on baby sitting duty all so poor little struggling Soph could carry on with her new hobby of destroying 90s pine furniture like some sort of blonde Essex version of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
She whitewashed yet another mirror and wants to paint a shelf to match her undisclosed ad mug. Her other mug Jamie, who she is using as her own furniture delivery driver, apparently hates her now after his 125th early morning pick up job, so he is welcome to join us on here as long as he doesnāt say oi oi, jugs, or breathe near us.
Tuesday was a quiet day. She must have run out of paint.
But she got going once she spotted Zoe Sugg, who she shares an agent with, talking about the birth of her new baby and so decided to comment on her grid post. A little while later Soph realised Zoe was getting all the attention so decided to post photos of Lenor and Ron the Roadman on to her grid so that all the sheep could lick her bumbuminnit. When that wasnāt getting enough attention she decided to pretend to be Henry and repost the photo of him with her bloody whitewashed mirror. We all know if Henners had internet access heād be on the JustEat app not the gram Soph, youāre fooling nobody.
A few minutes later and she posted that she was over at Freda Fiddle Fingers for āan evening cuppaā before bed and yes...youāve guessed it...to browse Facebook Marketplace for more furniture to paint. Please no more mirrors Soph, thereās now more mirrors in that house than in a budgieās cage.
At this point there really is no way that she isnāt being paid to advertise for Facebook Marketplace. She has even added it as a highlight. We can fully expect to see a video of Len in his cot browsing it on an iPad by the end of the week.
No one in the sheep community seems to be questioning where all this furniture is supposed to be going and Castle Greyskull is now creaking under the weight of 400 tonnes of pine.
Tattlers have been researching houses sold recently in the area and have a few suspicions on where the pine may be headed.
She was posting before 7am on Wednesday to say she wanted to help the little peopleās accounts who are suffering due to the charges in Instagrams algorithms...
This has nothing to do with her frantically scrolling the gram to find out why sheās only had 216 views on her upcycling video after 10 hours... her neck will be in flitters!
Jamieās job seems to have been forgotten about. Presumably either because
A. It didnāt exist and they were trying to stop us calling him a lazy knobhead.
B. We all sussed he was project managing her new house.
C. He just wasnāt a job person and his job has now gone to the job people.
Quick Best bubs update and Hinch still hasnāt even mentioned Staceyās new collection from ITS but Stacey did appear wearing some Hinch PJs from her Tessshhhco range.
They look like an old vest and knickers thatās been boil washed grey. Tres chic!
Stacey is also suggesting Princess Pickleās arrival is imminent so expect a full on Hinch drama verrrry soon!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
hinch express
makes for blooming hilarious reading though!
