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Bunnykins
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Mrs Hinch #424 - Sophie can whitewash perfectly well thank you
Winning Thread Title By @Pollyanna263
(Winning threads are taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh ATV
)
Monday continued like another particularly bad episode of The Repair Shop, one where they make your furniture worse than it looked before and the people working on the furniture are the ones crying all the time.
It was a full house at Castle Greyskull with Big Al on painting duty and Fiddle Fingers and Abi on baby sitting duty all so poor little struggling Soph could carry on with her new hobby of destroying 90s pine furniture like some sort of blonde Essex version of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
She whitewashed yet another mirror and wants to paint a shelf to match her undisclosed ad mug. Her other mug Jamie, who she is using as her own furniture delivery driver, apparently hates her now after his 125th early morning pick up job, so he is welcome to join us on here as long as he doesn’t say oi oi, jugs, or breathe near us.
Tuesday was a quiet day. She must have run out of paint.
But she got going once she spotted Zoe Sugg, who she shares an agent with, talking about the birth of her new baby and so decided to comment on her grid post. A little while later Soph realised Zoe was getting all the attention so decided to post photos of Lenor and Ron the Roadman on to her grid so that all the sheep could lick her bumbuminnit. When that wasn’t getting enough attention she decided to pretend to be Henry and repost the photo of him with her bloody whitewashed mirror. We all know if Henners had internet access he’d be on the JustEat app not the gram Soph, you’re fooling nobody.
A few minutes later and she posted that she was over at Freda Fiddle Fingers for “an evening cuppa” before bed and yes...you’ve guessed it...to browse Facebook Marketplace for more furniture to paint. Please no more mirrors Soph, there’s now more mirrors in that house than in a budgie’s cage.
At this point there really is no way that she isn’t being paid to advertise for Facebook Marketplace. She has even added it as a highlight. We can fully expect to see a video of Len in his cot browsing it on an iPad by the end of the week.
No one in the sheep community seems to be questioning where all this furniture is supposed to be going and Castle Greyskull is now creaking under the weight of 400 tonnes of pine.
Tattlers have been researching houses sold recently in the area and have a few suspicions on where the pine may be headed.
She was posting before 7am on Wednesday to say she wanted to help the little people’s accounts who are suffering due to the charges in Instagrams algorithms...
This has nothing to do with her frantically scrolling the gram to find out why she’s only had 216 views on her upcycling video after 10 hours... her neck will be in flitters!
Jamie’s job seems to have been forgotten about. Presumably either because
A. It didn’t exist and they were trying to stop us calling him a lazy knobhead.
B. We all sussed he was project managing her new house.
C. He just wasn’t a job person and his job has now gone to the job people.
Quick Best bubs update and Hinch still hasn’t even mentioned Stacey’s new collection from ITS but Stacey did appear wearing some Hinch PJs from her Tessshhhco range.
They look like an old vest and knickers that’s been boil washed grey. Tres chic!
Stacey is also suggesting Princess Pickle’s arrival is imminent so expect a full on Hinch drama verrrry soon!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning Thread Title By @Pollyanna263
(Winning threads are taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh ATV
) Monday continued like another particularly bad episode of The Repair Shop, one where they make your furniture worse than it looked before and the people working on the furniture are the ones crying all the time.
It was a full house at Castle Greyskull with Big Al on painting duty and Fiddle Fingers and Abi on baby sitting duty all so poor little struggling Soph could carry on with her new hobby of destroying 90s pine furniture like some sort of blonde Essex version of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
She whitewashed yet another mirror and wants to paint a shelf to match her undisclosed ad mug. Her other mug Jamie, who she is using as her own furniture delivery driver, apparently hates her now after his 125th early morning pick up job, so he is welcome to join us on here as long as he doesn’t say oi oi, jugs, or breathe near us.
Tuesday was a quiet day. She must have run out of paint.
But she got going once she spotted Zoe Sugg, who she shares an agent with, talking about the birth of her new baby and so decided to comment on her grid post. A little while later Soph realised Zoe was getting all the attention so decided to post photos of Lenor and Ron the Roadman on to her grid so that all the sheep could lick her bumbuminnit. When that wasn’t getting enough attention she decided to pretend to be Henry and repost the photo of him with her bloody whitewashed mirror. We all know if Henners had internet access he’d be on the JustEat app not the gram Soph, you’re fooling nobody.
A few minutes later and she posted that she was over at Freda Fiddle Fingers for “an evening cuppa” before bed and yes...you’ve guessed it...to browse Facebook Marketplace for more furniture to paint. Please no more mirrors Soph, there’s now more mirrors in that house than in a budgie’s cage.
At this point there really is no way that she isn’t being paid to advertise for Facebook Marketplace. She has even added it as a highlight. We can fully expect to see a video of Len in his cot browsing it on an iPad by the end of the week.
No one in the sheep community seems to be questioning where all this furniture is supposed to be going and Castle Greyskull is now creaking under the weight of 400 tonnes of pine.
Tattlers have been researching houses sold recently in the area and have a few suspicions on where the pine may be headed.
She was posting before 7am on Wednesday to say she wanted to help the little people’s accounts who are suffering due to the charges in Instagrams algorithms...
This has nothing to do with her frantically scrolling the gram to find out why she’s only had 216 views on her upcycling video after 10 hours... her neck will be in flitters!
Jamie’s job seems to have been forgotten about. Presumably either because
A. It didn’t exist and they were trying to stop us calling him a lazy knobhead.
B. We all sussed he was project managing her new house.
C. He just wasn’t a job person and his job has now gone to the job people.
Quick Best bubs update and Hinch still hasn’t even mentioned Stacey’s new collection from ITS but Stacey did appear wearing some Hinch PJs from her Tessshhhco range.
They look like an old vest and knickers that’s been boil washed grey. Tres chic!
Stacey is also suggesting Princess Pickle’s arrival is imminent so expect a full on Hinch drama verrrry soon!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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I_love_itttt
Chatty Member
My definition for ‘Hinched’ in The Urban Dictionary has arrived 
Bunnykins could have made a fantastic definition but here is mine, inspired from @9Pine post here
I chose the stroppy woman gif cos it reminds me of the Grinch
Bunnykins could have made a fantastic definition but here is mine, inspired from @9Pine post here
Mrs Hinch #423 Mirror mirror painted white, Hinch’s content is increasingly sh…
Oh you should in the future when you feel ready. I highly recommend you go for it. It's not a job for everyone. I only wanted to because when my mum died she looked horrific in the morgue. Really bad. It traumatised me but when I viewed her in the funeral home she looked so peaceful and...
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Jj2431
Chatty Member
Do you know what else really pisses me off? How everything and everyone is disposable to her.
Alpacas- loves them but never even mentioned geronimo, not even the vile way he was euthanized yesterday.
Azaylia- jumped on the grief wagon, paid thousands and left her name on to show how much of a saint she isn't,pretended she cared, made countless stories about it but when she died just stopped. Hasn't even shared the Azaylia foundation. It doesn't give her content now so she doesn't care.
Ronnie- uses photos and videos of him for the gram but never actually does anything with him. Once she's finished with pics and videos of him it's Jamie that takes him out. Days out, cafe, bike rides etc. Literally uses her own kid for content and money then ditches him.
Henry- makes out she loves him on videos for the gram but if she really loved him she would walk him properly. He would be happy and live longer but she doesn't care. She probably got him for the gram.
The sheep- never responds to them but will happily take their money.
And all this daddy helping her. She can't even paint a mirror herself? Her whole family enable her so they can all roll around in the money she's done nothing to earn. Her dad treats her like a princess, her mum comes round and babysits on tap, Jamie uses her for the fame and money as he's been chasing it for years with no other success. I think he's probably only with her at this point for the fame and money.
Rant over.
Alpacas- loves them but never even mentioned geronimo, not even the vile way he was euthanized yesterday.
Azaylia- jumped on the grief wagon, paid thousands and left her name on to show how much of a saint she isn't,pretended she cared, made countless stories about it but when she died just stopped. Hasn't even shared the Azaylia foundation. It doesn't give her content now so she doesn't care.
Ronnie- uses photos and videos of him for the gram but never actually does anything with him. Once she's finished with pics and videos of him it's Jamie that takes him out. Days out, cafe, bike rides etc. Literally uses her own kid for content and money then ditches him.
Henry- makes out she loves him on videos for the gram but if she really loved him she would walk him properly. He would be happy and live longer but she doesn't care. She probably got him for the gram.
The sheep- never responds to them but will happily take their money.
And all this daddy helping her. She can't even paint a mirror herself? Her whole family enable her so they can all roll around in the money she's done nothing to earn. Her dad treats her like a princess, her mum comes round and babysits on tap, Jamie uses her for the fame and money as he's been chasing it for years with no other success. I think he's probably only with her at this point for the fame and money.
Rant over.
MrSoHmYgOsH
Chatty Member
Hey everyone, won’t be on for a while..... don’t miss me too much....
my baby girl has her own babies 
Cupcakemum
VIP Member
Who wants to play Sophs hinchexpress game, but the tattler version?
In our game we post screenshots with proof of her lies, plagiarised quotes, unsafe advice with the correct advice next door, and the uncatfished version of her eleventy million faces all with her hinchexpress tag
I feel it will be like a public service
In our game we post screenshots with proof of her lies, plagiarised quotes, unsafe advice with the correct advice next door, and the uncatfished version of her eleventy million faces all with her hinchexpress tag
I feel it will be like a public service
F the dust.
VIP Member
I know I'm a mean girl. But I can't wait till the day the companies stop offering freebies, the gifted stuff dries up and no-one wants to touch her with a barge pole. She's had so much for nothing and barely acknowledged anyone in the process. What goes up must come down and all that.
MillionDollarBaby
VIP Member
“Oh look, Ronnie. What’s this? Shall we have a look together? Oh look a banana, is it yellow? Oh you want to taste that do you, do you like bananas? Well this one isn’t for eating but shall we get you a banana after we’ve finished playing with this. What have you got in your hand, is it something red? Is it an apple? Oh Ronnie, that can’t be comfortable shall we both sit on our bottoms? Look copy mummy, see how mummy is sitting on my bottom.”
Come on, Soph it’s really not bloody hard. Stop cackling at the poor boy, talk to him, teach him. If you feel stupid engaging in the game use it as a learning opportunity. Narrate for him, use real words. You’ll get there in the end.
And if you’re still struggling, imagine you’re selling him the wonderful world of language. We all know how good you are at selling things.
This bloody woman and her useless bloody husband, I despair!!!!!
Come on, Soph it’s really not bloody hard. Stop cackling at the poor boy, talk to him, teach him. If you feel stupid engaging in the game use it as a learning opportunity. Narrate for him, use real words. You’ll get there in the end.
And if you’re still struggling, imagine you’re selling him the wonderful world of language. We all know how good you are at selling things.
This bloody woman and her useless bloody husband, I despair!!!!!
BattleAxing
VIP Member
As much as she is a witch, I hope Sopha is reading this.
My son is now 13, although he was non verbal until 5. He is fascinated with how multi verses work, his one wish is to keep a hive of bees and when it's summer, he likes to sit for hours when there is a moon and moonbathes. As he calls it. His speech pattern is a little jerky and he holds his hands out like a little wallaby which can make him appear different but he doesn't care. He is pure, inquisitive, intelligent... Sees the beauty in things most of us overlook - a train map, how hotel key cards work, etc
So since she reads tattle ALOT I hope she reads just how proud we are to be parents of these amazing children, IF she is ashamed. Which judging by the play video, her character and just everything else about her, it's probably the case.
DCICassieStuart
VIP Member
Maybe Sopha and Inch have personalised number plates QU3N SPH and DCK H3D.
Andioooop
VIP Member
53 weeks ago hunnay! Which would take us to August. She didn’t know she was pregnant for 8 weeks which would take us to June. Therefore little Lonnie was born before May!
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Andioooop
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… Mr lover lover 
springheeledyeti
VIP Member
Why does she always go so ott with music you’re making a hot drink and watching telly like most of us this evening, no need for the power ballad love
you’re making a hot drink and watching telly like most of us this evening, no need for the power ballad love
F the dust.
VIP Member
What I fail to grasp is this. She's been around too long so surely if folk wanted to follow her they would have done by now? I will never believe 3000 people just discovered her and pressed follow. You're boring we're bored so do yourself and those kids a favour and just delete your account. Your 15 mins are up face it!
Andioooop
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Here you go hunnay, was a quick one. I’m just whitewashing my sSSHhhofaAlpacas and greyhounds everywhere I swear.
There's been a cover-up...a complete whitewash.
Can't move for grey hound like alpachas in the mountains of Maldonia.
I'm not a fibber. Someone DM mydaddyDad
over to you @Andioooop
Sausage90
VIP Member
Okay guysch.
Clean your home with chemicals disastrous to wildlife/humans.
Use 10 times the amount of product you actually need.
Put disinfectant in hot water and breathe in the fumessss.
Wash only 5 items at a time.
Rip out your real grass - which is home to many insects/worms/slugs and replace with plastic turf.
Put these plastic thingymabobbys in your milk to make milking easier
Transfer food products that come in plastic packaging into your own, better looking plastic packaging.
Buy my cushions with no zip to save the planet hunz.
Eco Warrior my arse.
Clean your home with chemicals disastrous to wildlife/humans.
Use 10 times the amount of product you actually need.
Put disinfectant in hot water and breathe in the fumessss.
Wash only 5 items at a time.
Rip out your real grass - which is home to many insects/worms/slugs and replace with plastic turf.
Put these plastic thingymabobbys in your milk to make milking easier
Transfer food products that come in plastic packaging into your own, better looking plastic packaging.
Buy my cushions with no zip to save the planet hunz.
Eco Warrior my arse.