Oh
bleeping god the
tit show is back
Morning Montage's same as before,
LittleRonnieblesshim looking a tad young
Pushing fat Henry's food across the floor.
What's with Ron's hair, poor little sod, looks like a greasy chip pan
He's only bloody 2 Soph, for god sake
Not a sixty year old man
Back at the window, climbs on the chair
Waiting for the postman to come.
Edits the vid so he climbs up in one go
Making out he's her 'insta perfect' son.
Then there's baby leonard who's giving us a smile
Even though his nappy is full
So get off your phone, go change his bum
You useless neglectful mum
Isn't it time that crib went the tip
With the rest of your useless tat?
It's the most horrendous thing I ever did see,
and that's all I've got to say about that!
So maternity Sopha is now over
and it's back to the gram for you,
With more endless boring content
Because you can't think of anything new!
So all your struggling & worries
That you drip fed to your 'poor sheep'
Well they couldn't care less if the truth be told
Because you ain't their
bleeping Bo Peep!!
So do us a favour, go back on maternity, put your phone in the drawer
We're not bloody interested in your new Hinch dine range,
It's
tit and won't sell like before.
I'm always Kate to the party
As I work 12 hours a day,
I'm sure you Tattlers have covered it all...
Hope you don't mind me having my say
ATV