Mrs Hinch #412 Sopha struggles with Lonnie’s poppers, Inch flogging tat to the shoppers.

[RubyTuesday39]

If, and I say if, she’s struggling he needs to speak up for her and they both need to step away from the gram. As much as she is a manipulative narc it’s starting to look more like inch is the one who wants the fame and by him still posting to try and stay relevant it’s showing his desperation. Put your family first

 

[LT2201]

It's a no from me even if his little inch was dripping in diamonds.

I know it would be a very quick 5 seconds but it's 5 seconds too long for me

 

[fannysjohnny]

I know it would be a very quick 5 seconds but it's 5 seconds too long for me

I bet Fiddle can do it with just one scowl.Shite,I'm pulling the face

 

[LurkPack]

I totally get what you're saying but the thing with Sophie is she's so deceptive that it's difficult to actually believe that anything she says or does comes from a genuine place. If she is genuinely struggling with PND or anything else then truly I feel sorry for her and hope she's getting whatever help she needs but she has so much previous for lying you can never tell with her.

I had one of those moments this week where one of my rabble was kicking off at the soft play. I mean she was doing her level best to have the entire place believe that she’d broken a bone or something with the level of screaming and thrashing about. I was in full mum sweats and silently bargaining with the devil to make her STFU. As expected, I got the sideways glances from twatmums and for a split second, I allowed myself to feel embarrassed and a bit judged.

Putting your child and your mothering on the internet for the world to see to try and make a buck must open you up to so much shite from twatmums (and nusty trolls) but it is a choice that she continues to make time and time again. If you don’t like people scrutinising what you’re doing then stop. Stop sharing your kids. Stop making them vulnerable. Stop trying to use them to help you build a brand.

I’ve followed Hinch for a while now, I used to like her a lot (even bought a book … don’t come for me!) but the more I see, the more I realise how manipulative and dangerous this woman actually is. It’s good to be empathetic and question whether we’re getting too harsh, but let’s not forget that she has choices available to her. She doesn’t need to read tattle and feed her own insecurities - plenty of people slag me off I’m sure but I don’t seek them out. She also has the option to be responsible if she is suffering and say so but do it in a way to let other women in the same position know it’s ok and share useful links to organisations like MIMHS and PANDA. She has the choice to take a proper break without she and James constantly fanning the flames. She also has the choice to protect her children’s security and wellbeing but the money and engagement is just too appealing a prospect to put them first.

 

[LT2201]

I had one of those moments this week where one of my rabble was kicking off at the soft play. I mean she was doing her level best to have the entire place believe that she’d broken a bone or something with the level of screaming and thrashing about. I was in full mum sweats and silently bargaining with the devil to make her STFU. As expected, I got the sideways glances from twatmums and for a split second, I allowed myself to feel embarrassed and a bit judged.

Putting your child and your mothering on the internet for the world to see to try and make a buck must open you up to so much shite from twatmums (and nusty trolls) but it is a choice that she continues to make time and time again. If you don’t like people scrutinising what you’re doing then stop. Stop sharing your kids. Stop making them vulnerable. Stop trying to use them to help you build a brand.

I’ve followed Hinch for a while now, I used to like her a lot (even bought a book … don’t come for me!) but the more I see, the more I realise how manipulative and dangerous this woman actually is. It’s good to be empathetic and question whether we’re getting too harsh, but let’s not forget that she has choices available to her. She doesn’t need to read tattle and feed her own insecurities - plenty of people hag me off I’m sure but I don’t seek them out. She also has the option to be responsible if she is suffering and say so but do it in a way to let other women in the same position know it’s ok and share useful links to organisations like MIMHS and PANDA. She has the choice to take a proper break without she and James constantly fanning the flames. She also has the choice to protect her children’s security and wellbeing but the money and engagement is just too appealing a prospect to put them first.

She's more than made enough money that if she was sensible with it (ie invested in property or something along those lines) then they could live comfortably for a long time. They could probably fade back into obscurity and nobody would really care, especially as her popularity is clearly waning. They could give their children normal lives and make them their main focus, their priority as they should be. But the greed is so obvious in them, especially him that they're willing to put all that on the line and milk their 15 mins of fame for all its worth and then some. At no point have I ever seen her platform used for good at any point. She's not obligated to of course but most people with a moral conscience and the following she has would probably do something. As you said, she could share links about PANDAs etc. Other than that quiz that they did for a children's charity I've never seen her promoting a cause that she believes in. Is it because there's no profit to be made from it or is she just not intelligent enough to have a cause that she is passionate about. She loves a good troll post so anti-bullying charity work would be a natural step for her to partner up with and spread awareness. Christ she loves that bloody dog so much, partner up with a dog charity, encourage people to adopt rather than shop, especially given how many pandemic puppies have been ditched. There is so much she could do with what is now a very stale and monotonous account but she'd rather stick to the same old tap wanking and flogging her kids.

And that's my essay for this evening.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

SS has definitely taken some tips from hinch on hide the bump. That entire flower wall montage was clearly done about 2-3 months ago

 

[peekaboo2]

I love how articulate you all are

 

[ShadyBadger]

With the time line and Hinch suddenly wanting to reveal her pregnancy I do wonder how it fitted with SS timeline as if SS forced her hand because part of me thinks she would of tried to hide it the whole time can’t keep up with either of them or their lies and pre records

 

[HinchesSousChef]

With the time line and Hinch suddenly wanting to reveal her pregnancy I do wonder how it fitted with SS timeline as if SS forced her hand because part of me thinks she would of tried to hide it the whole time can’t keep up with either of them or their lies and pre records

Ss clearly got pregnant at the beginning of the year - if we believe her timelines - which means she most likely got preg either just before or just after hinch announced hers. I do wonder how early ss would have shared that kind of info with hinch and how that might have influenced hinches behaviour.

 

[Fluffy20]

If, and I say if, she’s struggling he needs to speak up for her and they both need to step away from the gram. As much as she is a manipulative narc it’s starting to look more like inch is the one who wants the fame and by him still posting to try and stay relevant it’s showing his desperation. Put your family first

He is definitely the driving force (and the brains) behind the whole operation. He’s the one with the successful sales background, he’s the one who has tried various other reality tv shows and game shows to get famous in the past. Soph’s just a gullible meal ticket who also feeds his ego by being substantially younger than him and rather attractive to boot. Honestly, he must pinch himself some mornings and wonder how he’s still getting away with this whole charade.

 

[Pixie06]

I wonder what the % of followers follow her and SS, I know I did and it became increasingly more obvious the difference that the 2 boys were so far apart in development. Surely they must see what we see. Rex is there with a mug of tea, Ron still has a bottle etc.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

SS has definitely taken some tips from hinch on hide the bump. That entire flower wall montage was clearly done about 2-3 months ago

And on cue she’s now got a bump pic up on her story

 

[ragdollmissy]

I totally get what you're saying but the thing with Sophie is she's so deceptive that it's difficult to actually believe that anything she says or does comes from a genuine place. If she is genuinely struggling with PND or anything else then truly I feel sorry for her and hope she's getting whatever help she needs but she has so much previous for lying you can never tell with her.

Like "The boy that cried wolf", Hinch is the influencer that cries troll (or whatever fits her narrative at the moment.)

 

[LilPinkie]

She's more than made enough money that if she was sensible with it (ie invested in property or something along those lines) then they could live comfortably for a long time. They could probably fade back into obscurity and nobody would really care, especially as her popularity is clearly waning. They could give their children normal lives and make them their main focus, their priority as they should be. But the greed is so obvious in them, especially him that they're willing to put all that on the line and milk their 15 mins of fame for all its worth and then some. At no point have I ever seen her platform used for good at any point. She's not obligated to of course but most people with a moral conscience and the following she has would probably do something. As you said, she could share links about PANDAs etc. Other than that quiz that they did for a children's charity I've never seen her promoting a cause that she believes in. Is it because there's no profit to be made from it or is she just not intelligent enough to have a cause that she is passionate about. She loves a good troll post so anti-bullying charity work would be a natural step for her to partner up with and spread awareness. Christ she loves that bloody dog so much, partner up with a dog charity, encourage people to adopt rather than shop, especially given how many pandemic puppies have been ditched. There is so much she could do with what is now a very stale and monotonous account but she'd rather stick to the same old tap wanking and flogging her kids.

And that's my essay for this evening.

Exactly. It’s like the early days of Big Brother or something that goes viral for a while. Loads of people would probably go, I’ve had my 5 mins of fame, set myself for life so with some good investments I’ll be done now.

 

[LilBoPeep]

Hi guyzzzz it's me Hinch.. (Check my username)

I'm LilBoPeep she ain't copying, she can get her own name. I know she likes to steal ideas from others but I've had this name for a while now, she ain't having it

 

[MrsD33]

Lets not forget that this is the woman that set her rabid hinchers onto the woman who, in a private group, said she thought Ronnie had a big head. Then proceeded to post a photo of Ronnie in a hat that was far too small for him

 

[Pollyanna263]

she loves that bloody dog so much, partner up with a dog charity, encourage people to adopt rather than shop, especially given how many pandemic puppies have been ditched.

Can you imagine Dogs Trust or whoever partnering with her - she’s the epitome of neglectful owner!

Follow me guyyyyzzzzz to see how to make your favourite child overweight and think he’s top of the pack.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Unemployed chav I am screaming

 

[Jj2431]

I'm starting to agree that inch is running the show at the cost of his wife and children's mental wellbeing. He tried to be famous on his own and it didn't work,so he hooked up with a glam (ish) woman younger than him and used her as his ride to fame. I reckon he's quite controlling behind the scenes. She looks so fed up with it all and I don't feel sorry for her but what if she wants to give it up and he keeps badgering her to continue?

 

[Mvamp]

Mrs Hinch #112 - Sopha struggles with little Lonnie's poppers, Inch still trying to flog Hinch's tat to the shoppers (edited slightly to fit.)

Winning thread title by @Sausage90

Change appears to be afoot in Castle Greyskull or should that afutttzzz?
On Wednesday Sophie Rose had a mummy makeover! She’s trying reels (thanks Tattle) and loves and misses her sheep so she’s back like Little Bo Peep.
Messy hair Trendy Dungarees Make up to try and look like you’re not wearing make up

The rebrand from “glam” cleaner to yummy mummy blogger seems to be in full swing with Soph uploading a reel of herself and her new dolly at playtime.
Oh no, it’s baby Lenor! Oops!
Soph seems keen to show off her mummy “skills”, she can rock the baby, she can pat the baby, she can make him dance and brush his hair and he comes complete with a change of outfit and says mama if you tip him upside down...sorry that’s the doll again.

The highlight of the reel was when Soph showered her first born son with kisses and cuddles. Yes Henry was the star of the show as usual. No sign of poor little Ron who seemed to have been sent to the toddler people whilst mummazzz *poke* mummazzz spends quality time with her new toy and Mutley.
The cringeworthy soundtrack “you’re my favourite thing” and “the world’s a better place since you came along” (Len is not your first baby Sophie) and her face lighting up at the sight of the dog when everyone expected it to be Ron running over were just two of the things very wrong with the video.
The comments section went into overdrive, the sheep were in raptures! “Best mummy ever” “you’re a natural Soph” and similar bullshit ...

Earlier that day and Jimbobnojob was up and about with little Ronsomes at the park. Poor little chap sat in a swing looking as glum as ever, no doubt Jamie the oaf was guffawing at him and randomly saying “all the best”, don’t worry though as best bubs Stacey posted a video of a smiling and giggling Rex on his swing just hours later to really hammer home how sad little Ronnie looked by comparison. Love you to the moon back bubs. Women supporting women etc...

RatMan is in shock at the listening figures for the podcast of doom. Apparently there’s loads of people who like listening to an unemployed chav and his intellectually challenged wife talking about themselves for hours.
Despite threatening us with another series, he didn’t actually share these amazing figures with us so let's assume they weren’t actually as great as he’s making out.
He was in full salesman mode and was also trying to flog copies of Sophie’s memwar “This Is Me” for 99p on Amazon. Next it’ll be getting given away for free when you buy a bottle of zoflora.

We were treated to a staged photo shoot shot of baby Len with Ronnie on Thursday evening. (Thanks again Tattle -though she hasn’t read here since the battle of Waterloo)
It was a very cute photo that turned out to be an advert for the clothes the children were wearing and that could have done without her looming in the corner trying to micromanage everything as usual....
“Get back behind the sofa now Ron and I’ll bring you some spaghetti hoop pie if you don’t move”.

Friday morning and it’s Inch’s turn to upload a story, this time it was a totally natural look at Soph dressing Len. “Hello everyone!” Soph fiddled about with the poppers on Len’s outfit like she’d never even seen a baby let alone dressed a baby before and the pair of them laughed and squawked at the poor child as soon as he gurgled.

Saturday morning and it was more of the same with yet another photo by Inch of Hinch and the kids at the breakfast table. This time the family appeared to have hopped in the TARDIS to take the photo with the children looking a lot younger than in recent photos.
The breakfast table photo appears to be the new go to for morning content.
Does the postman not deliver to their house any more? Does Ron not feed Hen anymore? Are there no songs about a three man team?
Do we really have to see the same monotonous shite every day?

Saturday afternoon’s excitement so far has been that a grown man in his 40s has managed to clean a sink all by himself. Well done Inch. What a truly inspirational man you really are. I hope Soph’s paid you the going rate that she gets for shining the sink?
(Disclaimer Mr Hinch can actually clean the sink better than Mrs Hinch, but don’t tell the twit or we might have to watch it every day.)

Facts and Figures for the week:
466743 the number of hairstyles Ronnie has had this week.
3456665 the number of bots Jamie’s bought himself to try and look relevant.
45666434 the number of hours Sophie spent reading Tattle and clawing her neck.
345234 the number of outfits Len and Ron wore in undeclared ads.
3 the number of people who listened to the podcast.
2 the number of minutes they spent walking Henry.
99 the number of pence spent on Sophie’s book of lies....

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

Hahaha another brilliant recap. Most entertaining thing relating to that pair atm. I applaud you for making the mundane hinch posts into such hillarious recaps minkeh cloffs, crunky snaks and barskits coming your way to celebrate!