AHAHAHAHA i literally spat my wine out
Knew i recognised that face, good ol’ Freda. She played a great part in ‘the exorcist’If it ain't broken,don't mend it ...said her mate Gail off CorriView attachment 666236
You know she’ll do the whole “so sad I couldn’t be there bubs, but you know how it is lenor just can’t be away from my tit like I can’t be away from my mums! Love you so much bubs loves our FaceTime it was like I was there mwah mwahI couldn’t see any signs of hinch on that party bus. The other 3 girls looked fun and normal. There’s no way hinch could cope on that bus. She’d want to sit on staceys lap and would definitely be crying about half a bottle of lambrini.
Unless she’s meeting them there… let’s keep an eye out.
Can you imagine she’s trying to keep up the pretence that she doesn’t put Lonnie down for a second and then she’s caught off on a hen party for the weekend. Ohhh please let her get caught being there. I can’t decide what would be better - her trying to hide being there or her not being invited at all.
She was a sweet child.Knew i recognised that face, good ol’ Freda. She played a great part in ‘the exorcist’View attachment 666254
How much of the M25 can we cover between us?I'll do Dartford tunnel and as far as Brighton.I couldn’t see any signs of hinch on that party bus. The other 3 girls looked fun and normal. There’s no way hinch could cope on that bus. She’d want to sit on staceys lap and would definitely be crying about half a bottle of lambrini.
Unless she’s meeting them there… let’s keep an eye out.
Can you imagine she’s trying to keep up the pretence that she doesn’t put Lonnie down for a second and then she’s caught off on a hen party for the weekend. Ohhh please let her get caught being there. I can’t decide what would be better - her trying to hide being there or her not being invited at all.
I’ll take Gatwick to St Albans.She was a sweet child.
Something spun her head.
How much of the M25 can we cover between us?I'll do Dartford tunnel and as far as Brighton.
I can take over from the Brighton to Bournemouth fannyShe was a sweet child.
Something spun her head.
How much of the M25 can we cover between us?I'll do Dartford tunnel and as far as Brighton.
Seriously?Where are heading on that route?I’ll take Gatwick to St Albans.
Now we're talking.I can take over from the Brighton to Bournemouth fanny
Nah call me naive but I believe the hen is in real time. Bollocks that she didn’t know about it though. Im waiting for hinch to show up for the “day activities” tomorrow.I'd call a hen party pre record and suggest Grinch was there and was hanging this morning, hence her dressing gown in 28c heat, BUT we know Sopha is surgically attached to that gown as well as the sofa.
unfair - she seems to be a hard working girl - her face shouldnt come into it. Lets not go down the route of the nasty Hinch supporters who would slag us stupid for such a commentomg I’m in stitches at “Voldemort (Stacey’s ugly sister)”…. I mean she definitely hit every single branch on the ugly tree
Calling a “crafty” hen (in many ways) pottery making. Sopha will show us something she picked up at the garden centre, trying to pass it off as something she made.Nah call me naive but I believe the hen is in real time. Bollocks that she didn’t know about it though. Im waiting for hinch to show up for the “day activities” tomorrow.
Fanfuckingtastic
Interesting..I don’t know if it’s already been mentioned so apologies if it has but on SS sisters post she’s said “heavily pregnant sister” in regards to stace….. so where was the bump on the photos her and hinch shared the other day???
Too far really. Comments like this aren't needed.omg I’m in stitches at “Voldemort (Stacey’s ugly sister)”…. I mean she definitely hit every single branch on the ugly tree
I was trying not to give away my locationI can't believe it guyzzz some comrades are prepared to track hinch down but souschef just wants to go shopping
Don't be a silly sausageMight be controversial on this tread but I actually enjoy seeing Ronnie having fun on Mr Hinch's page - he seems like a really good dad and Ronnie always seems more smiley and relaxed around him
HAHAHAHA she's defo a swigging lambrini straight out the bottle type of chickI couldn’t see any signs of hinch on that party bus. The other 3 girls looked fun and normal. There’s no way hinch could cope on that bus. She’d want to sit on staceys lap and would definitely be crying about half a bottle of lambrini.
Unless she’s meeting them there… let’s keep an eye out.
Can you imagine she’s trying to keep up the pretence that she doesn’t put Lonnie down for a second and then she’s caught off on a hen party for the weekend. Ohhh please let her get caught being there. I can’t decide what would be better - her trying to hide being there or her not being invited at all.
Where every celebrity hen party goes.I was trying not to give away my location
Splendid explanation!Mrs Hinch #409 - Narcissism runs through her veins like Fairy Liquid in a Dishmatic
Winning thread title by @MissPrint
It was another tedious few days at Castle Greyskull ,the monotony only broken by a celeb visit from Soph’s BFF and chief arse licker Stacey Solomon, who popped round on Tuesday afternoon to sit on the smelly sofa and tell Sophie just how fabulous she is.
This cheered the narcissistic twat right up and with perfectly timed joint grid posts Soph was back on the gram lapping up the attention from her fawning fools of followers.
The photos posted were almost identical except that Soph had filtered herself on her photo! Didn’t bother to touch Stace up though!
The visit only served to show how odd it is that Soph has never shown Ronnie cuddling his baby bro as Stacey’s toddler Rex asked for cuddles with Lennie and sat holding him on his knee. Stacey’s eldest son was also subjected to a visit to Greyskull, that must have been a thrilling afternoon for a teenage lad. Luckily for Joe he once again managed to swerve the meet up and dodged hours of Stacey having to stroke the ego of the Hinch. You got this bubs!
Almost 24 hours after the cringeworthy grid posts and Soph wasn’t ready to let her moment slip by with mediocre engagement so she had to reply to Stacey AGAIN. “I keep reading this caption” she proclaimed like some soppy kid re-reading her first boyfriend’s text messages.
She can never just leave it with Stacey she has to keep on and on and on, like the three congratulations on the ITS launch which went on over two days.
Leave it Hinch, you creepy cow.
She’s gone very “single, white, female” with Stacey and will be turning up at pickle cottage in a ginger wig, a dirty baby doll dress and stinking of sweat next.
Soph also returned to her stories to try and sell her shoppers some tacky personalised rings that nobody wanted or asked for and were suspiciously like an undeclared ad.
Soph may have had her moment on the grid but this week’s stories have belonged to Inch who hasn’t shut the fuck up all week. Please someone take his phone away! For the love of god make it stop! They’re clearly trying to get his followers up to the big 1M for some much needed content. Just spare us and buy them like you usually do.
We’ve been treated to a barrage of vids of Ronsomes looking typically uninterested and bored in various settings including a toy shop - where Inch ignored notices not to touch the toys and had plonked Ron in an expensive child sized toy car - and at a farm with alpacas - with Inch telling us Soph is ‘adamant’ they’re getting three
They end every sentence about alpacas with aso they’re clearly on her agenda.
Just remember hunnay it’s harder to find alpaca people to send them to when you inevitably get bored and they don’t flush so easily either.
RIP Flip and Flop and your fish children.
We had the compulsory football video with little Ron kicking the ball into a goal in the garden which would be cute if he didn’t look like he was waiting to take his directions from Inch who seems to think he’s raising the next Harry Kane.
Then there was the obligatory Soph doesn’t know he’s filming her post with Soph sat in the egg chair in the garden swinging with Ronnie held in a headlock to show her maternal side. She of course ballsed it up by looking right at the camera and Ronnie made a bid for freedom by shoving his bottle in her gob - this was later cut out of the video
As if that wasn’t enough “excitement” Inch then posted more fan art of the kids. Well supposedly the kids but it looked more like Danny De Vito holding a glow worm.
Thursday evening was rounded off with a video of Soph putting the cloffs to bed and Jamie seeing how many times he could say cloff whilst trying to make out she was over exerting herself by pouring some disinfectant in to the sink when she should be in bed.
It ended with Soph basically telling Inch that her floppy tap extender reminded her of his tiny flaccid penis or as little miss innocent would say his “dilly”.
Friday morning arrived and guess who’s back.. yeah Inch is back on again. It was barely breakfast time when he decided to treat everyone to a photo of Sophie looking like she’d escaped from a psych ward with a birds nest perched on her head, sat on the artifissssshhhhal grass with Len clasped to her dressing gown,(do you think he”s command stripped or Velcroed on to her), supposedly playing with Ron. Bingo! for Tattle as it’s been mentioned numerous times that she never gets on the floor to play with Ron.
It looked like Smyths had exploded on the lawn after people commenting that you never see his toys more than once (where’s the £300 digger from his birthday) and then came the video of Ron driving his flash new toy car across the lawn. Wow! That kid has really improved his skills..oh no, it’s being controlled by Inch as usual and little Ron is just sat in a giant remote controlled car, zero effort required on his part.
Inch claimed the sheep had been asking if he’d bought the car from Thursday’s video. No he didn’t but he bought a different, flashier, more expensive one.
What did YOU buy it with inch? Win big on the gee gees or was it from the cash your wife gives you for your pocket money?
Then there was just time for some more plastic shit shovelling. Because that content is just so good we need to see it every damn day!
Don’t worry though because Ron knows the difference between real poo and what he supposedly calls ‘tend poo.
Good to know because we Tattlers can smell your bullshit a mile off.
And stoping ‘tending he can talk.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
There used to be some good clubs in Slough. Not so much anymore
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