Mrs Hinch #408 Plastic poo for Ronnie Roo, Sofa and Inch haven’t got a clue

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Mrs Hinch #408 - Plastic poo for Ronnie Roo, Sofa & Inch haven’t got a clue

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Quick Recap

Sophie came on the gram using her own account to post on Friday. She graced us with a weird, filtered to duck, video of herself and Lenor in the egg chair in which she continued to gaze adoringly at herself as she rocked in the chair. She looked like something out of one of those American daytime films on channel 5 were they’ve hired a psychotic nanny.
She then posted a photo on her story of Ronderella looking like a 90s boyband member in an oversized denim jacket, with his usually dead straight and flat hair curled to look very similar to Rex’s curls and Lonnie looking like a plastic doll because he was so filtered.

She was back on her stories on Monday to repost a post from the official England football team account. She never mentioned the Euros before this, never showed her or Ron getting excited for the match, nothing, but as usual seemed to take delight in everyone else’s misery and disappointment. She also failed to help raise any awareness of the vile comments directed at the young black players despite whinging she’s viciously trolled because someone doesn’t like her scrabbly nail extensions.

Her BFF Stacey Solomon’s fiancé Joe Swash posted a video of him feeding some alpacas, it’s unknown if this was a dig at Soph, who is obsessed with buying a huge house with grounds, just like Joe’s, in order to keep three alpacas.

Monday night and Inch was out in full force, something that’s not happened since Lenor’s conception and Freda Fiddle Fingers pool trips. He was posting a torrent of stories including one that showed Ronnie picking up plastic dog poo because it’s his favourite thing to do. No worries that he’s now going to walk along the road trying to touch real tit...

Outside of Castle Greyskull the little fella was shown at soft play and baby ballers, dad muttering “hilarious” and sniggering at him as he played. No hint of any fun or enjoyment on Ron’s little face, maybe if they stopped laughing at him it might help.

We were also treated to a photo of Soph, looking suspiciously more healthy than in her own photos, sitting on the sofa watching Ron and Len asleep on two cameras. Len shouldn’t be sleeping away from his parents at all at this point whether she’s got a camera on him or not. Inch posted this to tell us she’s an amazing mum. Evidence suggests otherwise.

Then there were photos of them at Freda Fiddle Fingers caravan, “selfies” supposedly taken by Ron as he tries to summon help on dad’s phone, pictures of her books in the bargain section of Tesco which makes the layabout loser “so proud” cos now he doesn’t have to work and a pic of her cleaning sponge collection which she must have sent him when he texted her for a pic of her minky from the garage.

Then there was the infamous garden centre bump video and a photo of Henry with Hinch which he took the piss out of because Henry is so overweight he has neck rolls, newsflash Jamie you fat twit, you also have neck rolls because you’re also overweight and you can’t blame having irresponsible, lazy owners who are neglecting your health and care on yours.

We were also treated to some scary fan art, a vomit inducing fan made montage video and various photos of her cheap tat homeware range to keep the sheep onside.

This morning he was back!
More Ronnie playing with plastic tit content. More mum and dad mocking him for putting his wellies on the wrong feet and laughing at every move he makes.
They also showed little Ronderella sweeping up and playing with a wheelie bin whilst Inch ironically sang “hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work we go” hmmm not for you for a very long time is it mate?

Then a video of Henry lazing about on some cushions with “this is how we do it” playing as the soundtrack. Yes, Inch, that is indeed how YOU do it.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Crying laughing!
 
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Please forgive me for I have sinned 😩 I liked SS grid post because I had to do my bit to make sure Sophie poo doesn't win!
I liked it and then unliked it. I couldn't commit. I didn't want people I know to think I liked that pair of morons. I've got standards and reputation to uphold.
 
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There's alot of growth on Grinch's claws. Did she not make Tracy's celeb VIP list?
 
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Apologies if this has already been said but the latest post tonight with SS.....where is SS's bump 🤔 having seen her posts she did seem to have one but doesnt on the post. Just wondering 🤷‍♀️
 
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Apologies if this has already been said but the latest post tonight with SS.....where is SS's bump 🤔 having seen her posts she did seem to have one but doesnt on the post. Just wondering 🤷‍♀️
It’s obvious what’s happened. It’s the sofa. That sofa makes bumps disappear!!! 😉😉
 
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Also where was ronnie in Stacey's stories? I noticed he made it to the grid posts but absent for the stories seems weird he wasn't next to Rex or a shot of them playing together since they are the best of friends dontcha know.
I reckon he's at nursery....
 
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I like Mrs Hinch so never follow this thread! However, I’ve never heard Ronnie speak?? Does he not talk??
 
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Just read that BBC article. I’ve never heard of that particular influencer. I notice she is another one complaining about getting report to the ASA when she doesn’t declare her ads properly. There is an easy answer to that!

Im interested to see what the committee decide about the rise of influencers. There was someone on the news earlier talking about how dangerous they.can be spreading falsehoods and dangerous practices.
 
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I’m in no way sticking up for grinch, and I think iv said it before, but I don’t think Ronnie is interested in Lonnie 🤷🏻‍♀️ My 2yo isn’t interested in my 5 week old, there’s no brotherly love going on in this house 🤣 he will literally act like he doesn’t even exist 😳
I dunno, but one time he went next to Lennie tried to hug him and they both had their hands in the way too stop it.
 
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I like Mrs Hinch so never follow this thread! However, I’ve never heard Ronnie speak?? Does he not talk??
No - Ronnie can’t talk it’s been discussed on here a lot as well as speculation that he has additional needs given some other red flags around his behaviour, mannerisms, emotion and physical movements.

edited to say - no one has said anything unkind regarding the above. Everyone here seems very concerned about him and wants him to get the support he needs❤
 
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