Mrs Hinch #406 Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

Bunnykins · Jul 3, 2021

Danielle0120 said:
It's heartbreaking how so out of tune she is with her own son. It's just not normal. I do just want to give him a cuddle because has he ever had a real cuddle? a REAL cuddle. Off her..... He defo has off Jamie but has he off his mam? My 8 year old always says he loves cuddles off dad but there's nothing like mamas cuddles.
My 4 year old come over to me earlier and was sat cuddling me so tightly, I was stroking her back. No one said anything for a few minutes it was just a in the moment cuddle. When she had enough I said oh that was so beautiful, I love you. She always grabs my cheeks so hard pulls my face to hers and goes OOOOOO I LOVE YOU!
I hope Ronnies experienced that it makes me feel a bit ill at the thought of him not tbh

You just know she’s never done that with Ron. She can’t seem to interact with him normally and it’s heartbreaking. She’d be more likely to laugh at him if he came over for an impromptu cuddle. I remember him kissing her once and she was shocked.

Sausage90 · Jul 3, 2021

Bunnykins said:
And the dreaded wedding photos!

What wedding photos? I've never seen any.

Danielle0120 · Jul 3, 2021

Bunnykins said:
You just know she’s never done that with Ron. She can’t seem to interact with him normally and it’s heartbreaking. She’d be more likely to laugh at him if he came over for an impromptu cuddle. I remember him kissing her once and she was shocked.

That video bleeping annoyed me so much, she was too busy looking at herself when he kissed her. Bless that little boy.

Bunnykins · Jul 3, 2021

Sausage90 said:
What wedding photos? I've never seen any.

She’ll be reading this and thinking ooh I best crack out the album tomorrow lol

Danielle0120 said:
That video bleeping annoyed me so much, she was too busy looking at herself when he kissed her. Bless that little boy.

Eye bleeping herself as usual. She’s a proper twit.

springheeledyeti · Jul 3, 2021

Barkin Mad said:
Wouldn’t you refuse to sleep in that creepy nursery especially with the giant stuffed giraffe that has no bleeping face watching over you

And the terrifying hare painting

Lurker82 · Jul 3, 2021

Danielle0120 said:
It's heartbreaking how so out of tune she is with her own son. It's just not normal. I do just want to give him a cuddle because has he ever had a real cuddle? a REAL cuddle. Off her..... He defo has off Jamie but has he off his mam? My 8 year old always says he loves cuddles off dad but there's nothing like mamas cuddles.
My 4 year old come over to me earlier and was sat cuddling me so tightly, I was stroking her back. No one said anything for a few minutes it was just a in the moment cuddle. When she had enough I said oh that was so beautiful, I love you. She always grabs my cheeks so hard pulls my face to hers and goes OOOOOO I LOVE YOU!
I hope Ronnies experienced that it makes me feel a bit ill at the thought of him not tbh

Can almost guarantee he’s never had anything like that

Edit to add and if he ever does it won’t even be in the moment, the cameras will be rolling for the gram

Islandhoppin · Jul 3, 2021

I am sure in the Kids alternative WhatsApp group (that we all know definitely exists) they vocalise how sick they are of those wedding photos too

I imagine she is the worst kind of friend, high maintenance and always seeking reassurance

IrishCatlady · Jul 3, 2021

HinchesSousChef said:
I wish she would be relatable and address it though. I’m not talking about milk from a bottle. I totally get that’s a comfort thing. I’m still breastfeeding my two year old so I GET COMFORT. But drinking water from a bottle during the day could be changed. It could become a munchkin or whatever. And if it can’t be she COULD SAY. She could say “guyyyzzs Ronnie just will not drink from a cup. Have any of you got any tips for encouraging him to do it.” Nope. Instead she claimed that he drank from a munchkin for a day. Then claimed it that they were disgusting because she didn’t realise they came apart to be cleaned, yet they so obviously come apart. They got through a dishwasher like a ducking dream. They are so insanely easy to keep clean.
Again and again when the day time bottle comes up we generally go back to “it doesn’t spill as easy as a cup so she’s done it to stop him making a mess” which if that is true is despicable.

Shes just too dam lazy in all aspects of mothering

Bunnykins · Jul 3, 2021

Islandhoppin said:
I am sure in the Kids alternative WhatsApp group (that we all know definitely exists) they vocalise how sick they are of those wedding photos too I imagine she is the worst kind of friend, high maintenance and always seeking reassurance

I bet that does exist.

“What did she give you?”
“Half a bottle of Harpic!”
“Cheeky witch!”

IrishCatlady · Jul 3, 2021

Islandhoppin said:
I am sure in the Kids alternative WhatsApp group (that we all know definitely exists) they vocalise how sick they are of those wedding photos too I imagine she is the worst kind of friend, high maintenance and always seeking reassurance

And never happy with what she's got

Dexty2021 · Jul 3, 2021

HinchesSousChef said:
My 2 year old has never once slept through. Not once. Never. Not once. Nope. Never. Not even one night in two years. Kill me now.

Mine was same, woke every night as a baby/toddler and he then arrived in our bed middle of every night once he was in a bed too. Only thing kept me going was that he wouldn’t be doing it when he was 14! And I was right he wasn’t

tho he was about 5 before he mostly stayed in his own bed.

strangely loves his bed now

but I feel ya pain, broken nights just drain the life out of you

allforthegram · Jul 3, 2021

Bunnykins said:
I bet that does exist.

“What did she give you?”
“Half a bottle of Harpic!”
“Cheeky witch!”

“Gave me a signed copy of the MEmoir, it’s the 3rd time”

Sazz1006 · Jul 3, 2021

ChunkyMonkey90 said:
My 5 year old still wakes at 3/4/5 in the morning

I’m 65 and I still wake up~~for a pee~~ at 3/4/5 in the morning

Islandhoppin · Jul 3, 2021

allforthegram said:
“Gave me a signed copy of the MEmoir, it’s the 3rd time”

“If she mentions Stacey bleeping Solomon ONE more time…”

Bunnykins · Jul 3, 2021

Islandhoppin said:
“If she mentions Stacey bleeping Solomon ONE more time…”

“Love you bubs.. my arse!”

HinchesSousChef · Jul 3, 2021

Bunnykins said:
“Love you bubs.. my arse!”

“She’s only gone and stolen my children’s names!”

fannysjohnny · Jul 3, 2021

Bunnykins said:
You just know she’s never done that with Ron. She can’t seem to interact with him normally and it’s heartbreaking. She’d be more likely to laugh at him if he came over for an impromptu cuddle. I remember him kissing her once and she was shocked.

He kissed her and she promptly eye fucked herself and posted it

Islandhoppin · Jul 3, 2021

Apologies for sharing an article from this rag, but they are really scraping the bottom of barrel for “news”.

Hinch looks like she forgot to wipe her nose after snorting the marching powder in the besties picture. Bit heavy handed on the old highlighter there

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...cebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1625305572

RubyTuesday39 · Jul 3, 2021

I see Fabulous mag have got a ‘see inside Mrs Hinch’s home’ article. Err what’s the point everyones seen it

LT2201 · Jul 3, 2021

Islandhoppin said:
Apologies for sharing an article from this rag, but they are really scraping the bottom of barrel for “news”.

Hinch looks like she forgot to wipe her nose after snorting the marching powder in the besties picture. Bit heavy handed on the old highlighter there

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...cebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1625305572

Those are the emptiest looking smiles I've ever seen in the photo of Hinch and Stacey. You can tell they couldn't care less about each other. There's no warmth in their smiles like they actually are "bubs", I actually died a little inside typing that

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