Mrs Hinch #406 Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

[Ditzymama28]

I reckon if you got a cleaner on them sofas the water would be brown, i can smell them from here

I wouldn't fancy sitting on that sofa - chances are you'd end up either smelling like stinky dog or stinky Sophie

 

[Danielle0120]

That was gifted when her house was extended when Ronnie was born, so its only 2yrs old, but thats what she gets spraying tit all over it rather than clean it.
Not once has she ever shown anyone how to clean a sofa, because clearly she doesn't.

I've got kids and a big dog who we allow on the sofa and mine doesn't look anything like that because we take care of it.
I suppose when you've invested money you've actually had to earn from getting off your arse everyday, you have more motivation to look after your possessions

This.

I wouldn't fancy sitting on that sofa - chances are you'd end up either smelling like stinky dog or stinky Sophie

I'd probably get a mixture of nits and fleas.. Dirteeehhhhhhhhhh

 

[IrishCatlady]

He was allowed paints once - well I say he was allowed but of course the whole experience was totally orchestrated and choreographed by Grinch! She had paints and paper and clingfilm and she barely let Ronnie's hands anywhere near them, preferring to do all the painting herself so there was no risk of any mess! I think the whole thing would have lasted 10 minutes tops!

Then the 2nd she let him do it , we thought yay she's getting better.. No it was all for an AD

 

[gggg_o]

Maybe an idea to put some colouring books or crayons in the table for R rather than her books. She is so self-centered it's so crass!

She also has the magazine with her face on it there to make matters worse I get being proud of something you’ve achieved, but Christ. I don’t even have my degree framed. Although I probably should considering it took a hell of a lot more effort that her success

 

[Sausage90]

Just catching up.

I imagine Sopha's sofa feeling dead grubby with crusty mugshot spills stuck to it.

Also, Inch deffo dunks his dilly in the willy beaker

 

[Bunnykins]

I find it weird she doesn’t have an office. She’s running a business from home so why doesn’t she have a designated work space? That’s the perfect place to hang your magazine covers in frames, have your books on display etc
Her “office” is that manky smelly old sofa.

 

[Sazz1006]

I wouldn't fancy sitting on that sofa - chances are you'd end up either smelling like stinky dog or stinky Sophie

As they say round here ’more than a whiff of Grimsby docks’

 

[gggg_o]

I find it weird she doesn’t have an office. She’s running a business from home so why doesn’t she have a designated work space? That’s the perfect place to hang your magazine covers in frames, have your books on display etc
Her “office” is that manky smelly old sofa.

Because she doesn’t actually do enough work to need one is my guess. Don’t need an office to film Instagram stories. She’s even admitted herself that she lets her emails pile up so her “work” can’t be that important.

 

[Bunnykins]

Because she doesn’t actually do enough work to need one is my guess. Don’t need an office to film Instagram stories. She’s even admitted herself that she lets her emails pile up so her “work” can’t be that important.

True. She must have written her book of blank pages and her memwah on a sofa though. It’s just weird.

 

[gggg_o]

True. She must have written her book of blank pages and her memwah on a sofa though. It’s just weird.

Her books hardly a masterpiece though her memoir and the first one she wrote are literally the same thing she even plagiarises herself ffs doubt they took much planning. Her editor and manager probably do most of the work

 

[14 bacon rolls]

Fixed it.

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Thanks for the nightmares x

 

[I_love_itttt]

True. She must have written her book of blank pages and her memwah on a sofa though. It’s just weird.

writing her books
Such a bleeping joke that she is classed as an author

 

[Bunnykins]

Her books hardly a masterpiece though her memoir and the first one she wrote are literally the same thing she even plagiarises herself ffs doubt they took much planning. Her editor and manager probably do most of the work

That’s my point really, if she was doing all this work she says you’d need an office.

 

[IrishCatlady]

Her books hardly a masterpiece though her memoir and the first one she wrote are literally the same thing she even plagiarises herself ffs doubt they took much planning. Her editor and manager probably do most of the work

And her ghost writer

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Her “work” for the Tesco tat range consisted of circling things and ticking boxes. At most for her briefs she “reads” some powerpoints on the “sccchhhhieeensssseee” of a fairy pod or whatever she promotes. She can do all of that from the comfort of her grotty sofa.

 

[MumSays]

Just catching up.

I imagine Sopha's sofa feeling dead grubby with crusty mugshot spills stuck to it.

Also, Inch deffo dunks his dilly in the willy beaker

He could dunk his inch in a test tube and it'd still be like chucking a welly up an alley!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Does this woman give a crap about her beloved pickle? How many times do ‘celebs’ have to be reminded to have properly fitted straps that sit on the chest and not floppy. If she got in an accident he could fly/drop out ( depending on if the car rolls). this isn’t the first time and I wont settle for her playing a ritzy card. 4 children in, she should know better. It’s literally the difference between life and crippling injuries or death

When ever I hear SS calling Rex Pickle. All I can think of Pickled Rick from Rick and Morty

 

[Lurker82]

That’s really not her best angle is it

 

[IrishCatlady]

That’s really not her best angle is it

Strong jawline

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Strong jawline

The chiselled jaw of a man