‘The inch has risen’ the Essex version of ‘the lunchbox has landed’ (from The Full Monty for those of you too young to rememberyou know “the inch has risen” is probably his most seductive line
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Mrs Hinch #380 Stacey may be InTheStyle - don’t panic Hinch, you’re still vile!
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)Wow she really is having a deep sulk isn’t she. Not even so much as a good night post with some copy and pasted quote!
I wonder if we will be treated to her today!
I wonder if we will be treated to her today!
I have never clicked onto the photoshopped red gloves before. Like why? I don’t get it.
Well spotted about the highlights. Something is incoming. Faffing about with highlights is something we’ve come to recognise as something “big” incoming.
I'm wondering now if she did have baby and is quiet in hospital soaking newborn bliss up. Anything else would be super petty if her but baby coming is a legitimate reason to go quiet. Her team could be doing her highlights and stuff as she said they do her Instagram. I'm still wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt 
obviously didn't learn from the OUT OF THE BLUE silence in the beginning of the year to make ppl panic...
obviously didn't learn from the OUT OF THE BLUE silence in the beginning of the year to make ppl panic...Yeah she made up a whole lie that she'd paid for a stranger's shopping and then happened to see sake stranger troll her in a comment!
No she did not!!!
duck me, what was she thinking! Bloody hell fire, Santa wants his gloves back.
i don’t think poor Ron has ever been to the beach, I remember the story of them letting him play in that manky sand on the promenade, poor kid doesn’t get to do anything funWhen she blitzed cherrios instead of giving ronnieloglegsblesshimhairtuff real sand to play with. Bet he was disappointed first time on the beach when he tried to eat it
I genuinely think her radio silence has something to do with being massively called out for her posts about Baby A (herself) .. she will be very unhappy, thinking we are all evil, and desperately needing some comfort able reassurance that she’s fab.. but she can’t post some screenshots for attention because even she knows that people would be disgusted if she posted about being ‘trolled’ over Baby A given it’s literally nothing to do with her. So best thing to do is silent sulk and cryptic quotes when she’s back so all her fans are really worried about her mentul helf xoxo
then she used to water the dead moss
When she “broke” her toe and it magically healed in less than a week
Don’t know if it’s already been mentioned.
When she used to go out picking up pissy sticks for her crap crafts and filtered the sky and lake turquoise
When she created a memory corner in the loft so she could sit up there and reminisce. Also didn’t she hang whiteboards in every recess of the loft to remind her where all her #gifted detritis is stored?
Edited to add a favourite. When she bought fake runner beans from eBay to put in her wooden veg crate and said they were crap as she threw them in.
When she used to go out picking up pissy sticks for her crap crafts and filtered the sky and lake turquoise
When she created a memory corner in the loft so she could sit up there and reminisce. Also didn’t she hang whiteboards in every recess of the loft to remind her where all her #gifted detritis is stored?
Edited to add a favourite. When she bought fake runner beans from eBay to put in her wooden veg crate and said they were crap as she threw them in.
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When she cried troll about someone apparently saying she’d gained weight and she she screeched ‘I’m PRRRREGAAANAANNNTTTTT!’ (As if we could ever forget) then posted the dominos story
Yep, and she'll do what she normally does when she's pissed everybody off. A "Ron and Hen adventure" montage. Look forward to choreographed dog feed and postman waiting scenes this morning.
the clothing bank drop, when she put stuff in individually even though it said collection closed cos of covid.
most of her cooking is a duck up but her piescheese string shepherds pie or spaghetti hoop pie
most of her cooking is a duck up but her pies
cheese string shepherds pie or spaghetti hoop pie
there has been two instances. Once where he supposedly got the flour out of the roll in drawer in the kitchen and got it all over himself (he was looking at it like he had never seen it before) and then the sugar pot she gave him because he wanted it and Jaymee was on the floor playing with himIm 99% it was sugar. I remember hinch saying he asked to play with it (even though he cant talk) so she got him the sugar pot
well that didn’t age well...When she was so relatable last summer and had a night in an expensive hotel (I think it was to celebrate her birthday or her book?) that costs thousands per night. The Mandarin Oriental I think, Hyde Park?
Also last summer when she rented a mansion in Dorset (?) also for thousands (I swear someone looked it up and it was £6000 for the week) and had her parents and neice to stay even though it broke lockdown rules by mixing 3 households
Also last summer when she rented a mansion in Dorset (?) also for thousands (I swear someone looked it up and it was £6000 for the week) and had her parents and neice to stay even though it broke lockdown rules by mixing 3 households
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