Mrs Hinch #38 Crib on fake wheels, gifted extension deals. Begs holidays with a giraffe, Hinch is having a laugh

[Imaweeble]

What is wrong with these people.

So basically they are fireballs waiting to happen...

 

[Beawesome]

Hi all, first post but have been following these threads for a while, you guys are brilliant. I've watched MH for a few months but thankfully wasn't sucked in. Her complete lack of thought for the environment really grinds my gears.

I've been lurking on a few MH facebook groups and have been horrified what people are posting. The recent post where someone proudly showed off the before and after of a bloodstained carpet after her poor gran had fallen and hit her head was the final straw.

That high chair they're putting together is quite a pricey one, as high chairs go. £150 or something. I hear its meant to be pretty good, but still. I'd want it to cook dinner for that price

 

[usernameunknown]

Waiting for the day they’re in You magazine or OK! After she reads this she will be kicking herself she said that. She will be torn between taking a tirade of shite from tattle for doing the magazine deal and wanting the money!

I’m betting she doesn’t give a tit and there’s a nice payout. Willing to bet my own money she will do a deal.

 

[Pollyponsonby]

I was about to post something about the Evie Pump,several of the InstaMums were gifted them recently,and they do look amazing,no manual pumping, just put it down your bra and voila! But! They do cost £500 for a pair,plus more for a few extras.Mrs Hinch’s followers do not fall into Evie’s target sales demographic so very much doubt she will be gifted one. Stacie Solomon was using one yesterday whilst playing with her older son,I have never followed Stacie but hats off to her for her honesty and rawness in her content since the birth.The fact she is persevering through sleepless nights and difficulties re breast feeding shows her younger followers not to give up at the first hurdle.
Proctor and Gamble cannot advertise baby milk ( against the law ) but no doubt they will get their follow on milk in Mrs Hinch’s grubby grabbing sales pitch stories as soon as legally possible!
Young Mums are highly impressionable when it comes to following celebrities and parenting,BF declined massively in the 1990s when loads of Z list celebs posted Dior /Juicy Couture bottles,in a survey something like 80% of Mums under 25 said they would not try breast feeding and the reason was they saw their breasts as a sexual part of their body only! It’s so sad, obviously a fed baby is ultimately the goal,but breast milk is so incredibly good for a babies long term health even if it’s just for the initial week to give them the colostrum.
It would be fantastic if Mrs H breastfed or at least tried,but the Tomme Tippee prep machine and bottles point otherwise. Has she had surgery on her breasts? Some that have cannot breast feed? Please Soph,breast really is best ATB

Maybe she could buy the Evie pelvic floor devise,could be good for her ‘Lightening crotch ‘

 

[Coco544]

Did I hear her correctly before when she was lying down with Henry. Did she call him ‘mama’s first born’ ??

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Did I hear her correctly before when she was lying down with Henry. Did she call him ‘mama’s first born’ ??

I heard that at first but think she might of said first boy? I hope

 

[EmmieChan]

Did I hear her correctly before when she was lying down with Henry. Did she call him ‘mama’s first born’ ??

Yup she said that. Cringe

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Can someone remind me if she got a "birthing ball" or was that someone else I could of swore she got one or was getting one? Yet she claims she wants to walk the baby out so wonder if she didn't even bother with the ball at all I could be wrong.

 

[Coco544]

Yup she said that. Cringe

Going to have another listen

 

[GossipBug]

I have reached my peak of patience with her now - he is assembling the high chair! Are you kidding me? I know she can be a bit ditsy but surely a touch of common sense has to kick in at some point? The ad will be up before bed tonight and that can literally be the only reason you would build it now to have it sit around gathering dust for 4/5 months in the garage

Why does she need an high chair for a new born?!?

 

[antisocialmedia]

Did I hear her correctly before when she was lying down with Henry. Did she call him ‘mama’s first born’ ??

She’s deranged

Why does she need an high chair for a new born?!?

She’s got it for free, the freeloading woman

 

[Coco544]

I think she actually does say ‘first born’! Hard to tell with that stupid filter voice.

 

[Lalobadee]

Mamas first born lord have mercy. I think every pet owner thinks nothing will change with their pets when a baby comes along but the fact of the matter is the dog is going way down the pecking order. Henry will be waiting to be put to bed and the baby is crying of course he won’t get his normal routine or the same attention . Imagine the baby doesn’t like dogsor has allergy’s Henry would be straight out the door as the baby has to come first.

 

[EmmieChan]

Can someone remind me if she got a "birthing ball" or was that someone else I could of swore she got one or was getting one? Yet she claims she wants to walk the baby out so wonder if she didn't even bother with the ball at all I could be wrong.

I’m sure on one of her stories she mentioned about bouncing on a ball

 

[Really not particular]

Wonder who will get more of a shock when baby hansomessss is born......Henry or Hinchy

 

[Chronically_knackered]

Can someone remind me if she got a "birthing ball" or was that someone else I could of swore she got one or was getting one? Yet she claims she wants to walk the baby out so wonder if she didn't even bother with the ball at all I could be wrong.

She got a ball after one of her fans recommended it after she came out of hospital because she was saying about how hard it was to get comfortable. It looked like she could have been sitting on it earlier when she posted about Jamie building something.
I used a ball and lots of walking with all 5 of mine, so it’s possible to do both. I used to sit on the ball to watch tv

 

[EnoughAlready]

What the frig is he assembling a high chair for, is she bypassing breast or bottle and planning to feed it Chinese from the off?! Reeks of having to promote a product they’ve been given yet again, silly Billy’s.

 

[Chez300]

What is wrong with these people.

I can feel a migraine coming!

 

[Homely92]

Hi all, first post but have been following these threads for a while, you guys are brilliant. I've watched MH for a few months but thankfully wasn't sucked in. Her complete lack of thought for the environment really grinds my gears.

I've been lurking on a few MH facebook groups and have been horrified what people are posting. The recent post where someone proudly showed off the before and after of a bloodstained carpet after her poor gran had fallen and hit her head was the final straw.

That high chair they're putting together is quite a pricey one, as high chairs go. £150 or something. I hear its meant to be pretty good, but still. I'd want it to cook dinner for that price

£150 for a high chair seems excessive to me. Her 'Hinchers' will feel out of touch again like the baby shower. She keeps saying she is real and loves a barg yet that is not a barg.
My highchair cost £20 and i am happy with that.

 

[Antihinch80]

I'm fairly certain Sophie will say whatever Sophie has to say to avoid being questioned about any of her decision making with regards to the baby. One thing she's very much shown is how defensive she can be towards any opinion that differs from her own.

She’ll have a lot of blocking to do