Mrs Hinch #364 When you think she can’t get any dumber, grab a spoon then phone a plumber

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I hate that Easter has become the new birthday/Christmas.
 
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This is just fabulous. What a beautiful account of what mothering is actually about. These are the REAL priorities, nothing else.
 
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Henry really doesn’t need an Easter crate, unless there’s a doggy slimming world voucher in there for him too.
 
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I agree, I didn’t really get the Christmas Eve boxes which seemed to be all over Instagram last year.
Must be hard being a new parent nowadays, so much to keep up with.
I said exactly this to my hubby, I don’t get Christmas Eve boxes, gender reveals and even bloody push present, it’s all just for show and it doesn’t sit right with me x
 
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She has her books dotted all over the gaff, on ‘shulfs’ the coffee table, the window sill
 
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I absolutely adore my dog like an obscene amount but.... a fucking Easter crate? Get fucked hahahaha I wouldn’t even think of wishing me dog a happy Easter never mind blowing money on it with gifts, she thinks she’s quirky and the huns will love it but it’s just daft really innit
 
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My cat will get an extra dreamie if he behaves
 
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Deary me. The dog's got an Easter egg. Dog eggs are a completely different thing in our house . More spending on absolute rubbish that will be tossed into the wheelie bin come Tuesday.
 
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Ahh thank you! I’ve not been here that long, i lurked for a while too! I just assumed he had a job
 
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God I'm gonna piss me knickers, Henry's got a Easter crate - I love my cat but she's got fuck all for Easter. Sorry Belle

In all seriousness Soph, I'm actually sharing something my kids loved , I don't read tattle so hiya the little egg thing is cute you made Ronnie, kids love shit, he'll enjoy playing with it but in argos there's a egg toy for a tenner but it's in the 2 for 15 section it's called the Tomy hide and squeak eggs.
Each egg has a shape at the bottom and it'll only go in the space that fits that bottom shape. And each egg yolk is a colour and has a removable shell with the matching colour face on, that you match to the yolk colour. Ronnie will bloody love it. My 2 youngest played with theirs for months on end.. And it's educational. He has nothing educational. Look it up.

*ETA to any mummy's on here who like the sound of the toy and want to save some money you can actually get the same thing but a cheaper "fake" version on ebay or amazon, I didn't realise until my kids grew out of theirs! Xx
 
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Doting auntie here. And my nephew has his 2nd birthday this weekend. He isn't getting an egg- he's only 2 & doesn't need the sugar high/my SIL doesn't need the "you can have it later" argument. We buy the sibling a "sorry its not your birthday gift" and cos it's Easter weekend & they are at school now we have given the biggest one an easter egg for the first time.

You don't need all this "crate" shite. I'd understand if Soph was Ned Flanders and signing off on a Sunday every week for church. Does she do an Eid chest or a Diwali package or a Hanukkah haul? What's the point, except the constant commercialism, and her being so in need of therapy she's mistaking genuine affection with just throwing cash and material goods at the hole? She's a braggy, beggy bastard!
 
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Her dog and almost 2 year old have got more between them than my 9 and 10 year olds
 
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