Mrs Hinch #343 Mouth of a duck, brains of a gnat. A brand new nursery with expensive tat

[DCICassieStuart]

Are people for fucking real..they’re that desperate for her Tesco tat

Bloody hell! How much actually are they in Tesco?

 

[Needacuppa]

I had it in my front garden and the neighbours cats loved shitting in it. She needs to be careful if Ronnie is playing out there.

Same.. Bloody nighmare with the neighbours cats. I dont mind as cats are ferral animals.

 

[SarahD1983]

2-3 week delivery time. The woman is such a fucking liar.
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To be fair, it could've been just a few days delivery and now it's longer because the huns have all put demand up. If I'm honest, I personally think it's quite tacky but what Grinch buys, the sheep must follow

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Crikey how many stories are required do justify some fake grass....

 

[Ekkwhine]

I just noticed @Brightstar72 Reacted to my post. Al, is that you?

 

[No username was taken]

I'm sorry but I hardly think Hinch needs to be supported. She's a terrible role model and shes got enough money for this person not to spend a fortune on her shite.

What a Moron .

 

[LouLou5]

All this talk of Ronnie makes me worry about my nephew. He is just turned 3 and doesn’t talk really. I am 75% sure he is autistic but my sister and her partner seem to want to turn a blind eye. He has no eye contact and is just in his own world all of the time. Older than Ronnie but not as developed.

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All this talk of Ronnie makes me worry about my nephew. He is just turned 3 and doesn’t talk really. I am 75% sure he is autistic but my sister and her partner seem to want to turn a blind eye. He has no eye contact and is just in his own world all of the time. Older than Ronnie but not as developed.

It's so difficult as a parent to admit that something is wrong. He is still very young as well, any issues will get picked up by the nursery school and if necessary they will start the SEN process i.e if he needs a statement etc. He won't fall between the gaps but it does require proactive patents to ensure he is in the correct educational setting x

 

[Needacuppa]

She’s so copying Stacey, her tone of voice and ‘ I hope you all had a lovely day...’ comments

I thought that. There is the puddle again. Shallow as shit!!

 

[EmmaE54]

Melanie? Oh not for a boy surely

My mums called Melanie

 

[CentralLine]

I'm waiting for the pram reveal, a big double newborn job that will have a pushchair seat that won't be used till it's time for him to be pushed to school. #gifted from the pram shop in Loughton they all use ......colour biskitttt

That pram shop in Loughton is AWFUL

 

[Dexty2021]

As ifffffff Tom Lardy and chicken strip went for a run
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I think it is the same top tbf but it’s just the 1465432 filters that she uses that changes it

 

[shady_essex34]

those wonky drawer handles are pissing me off already, what a stupid design for a handle

Her house is so cold and boring

I miss being able to private message you you can imagine what I’d be saying!

 

[Jessie98]

We jokingly refer to our cat as the kids brother. Jokingly. Like, someone go let your brother in. Someone feed your brother. Dont bother your brother please. But, we are fully aware he is a fucking cat and we are human. And as much as i love the stupid thing, he will never be on the same level as my children.

Exactly. I call my cat my sons furry bro. But he is a cat. We know the difference

 

[Jyhy1110]

I miss being able to private message you you can imagine what I’d be saying!

me too I haven’t had a reply from admin and messaged more than one of them to ask why

 

[springheeledyeti]

We jokingly refer to our cat as the kids brother. Jokingly. Like, someone go let your brother in. Someone feed your brother. Dont bother your brother please. But, we are fully aware he is a fucking cat and we are human. And as much as i love the stupid thing, he will never be on the same level as my children.

We do the same yes, JOKINGLY!!!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Oh god this comment could be me. I can't stand seeing photos of parents staring at baby monitors all evening. Unless you live in Buckingham Palace, you'll hear your sprog when it starts crying.

Exactly. I had a changing mat, a second hand Moses basket and a monitor (cos I was a bit paranoid) but it didn’t have the camera or sensors. You don’t need all this palaver to raise a healthy happy baby. I think it’s just all for show

 

[Samtastic]

Morning you bunch of pastry trolls
Hope you’ve all got some sun today.

just thinking how sorry I feel for the population of grey enthusiasts before hinchCLIFFE came along. Took a trip to the range yesterday. (Don’t judge it was for some cleaning products and some bits from Iceland) and I think 7/10 people were holding grey everything. Baskets, cushions, crushed velvet toilet roll holders, mirrored trays.... everywhere I looked I just thought “Hinch”

Not bad for lockdown essential shopping only shop alone where possible. Sadly not happening

 

[numptyballs]

I thought you'd all appreciate this

OMG that’s brilliant

 

[emA_xox]

It’s no wonder she can’t get anything done if she pushes Ronnie around having 500 sleeps a day. No wonder he gets up early. I’d be up at 5am if I’d been asleep all day. I call bingo on the baby having a biscuit themed name- Rich Tea (Richie) or Hob Nob (Bobby) or possibly Party Ring.

or Weeta(bix) aka PeeetA

 

[Skyflier6727]

has she had cheekbone implants? Or filler there? She’s kept up on the brow-lift Botox, I can tell that. But the micro bladed eyebrows are just an absolute travesty, and combined with the Botox in her brows.. woof. She’s actually very pretty, I wish we could see her without all the work!


I’ve just realized they all rhyme. Henry, Sophie, Jamie, Ronnie. I’d be snotty just to be funny and name the last one Marshall or something. It’ll be Melanie or Archie or something else with the ee. Joey?

I’m going for Harry