Calling bingo on quiet all day, then at 7pm we'll get a 2 hour long montage. It will start with a speech from the Queen, followed by all her birthday messages from Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, George Clooney etc. Then we'll get a slowed down video of Hennerz and Ron dog with Rondog surprising the world with a monologue on why he loves his mother. We'll then cut to it snowing gently outside while Beyonce and Michael Bolton croon sweet adorations about the saviour known as Hinch. This will then be followed with a love actually styled Celion Dion stood outside with large pieces of card with different messages on. The final one will reveal Hinch baby number 3s gender. We'll then pan to Hinch herself in a corresponding coloured wedding dress in full drag face crying.
The end.