Mrs Hinch #32 The mask is now slipping, mum's selling gifts & everyone's tripping

[Toppsie]

She's just here to make it clear!!

I know you hate me tattlers, that's why you talk about me here
I was a witch on thread 5, never gonna make it right,
Give me a sewing machine, I still can't give you what you like
I'm full of tricks baby just like on Halloween
A room full of chemicals just make you wanna scream
Not gonna get it right, gonna waste your time,
I'm tit at comedy and cleaning any grime

 

[cushtybert]

Jeez been away a few days and lots more threads to catch up on, something’s happened with a table with her mum and bugboy has got a cock like a shaved mouse!!! No need to explain I’m going to work my way through the threads and hopefully understand it all. ATB

 

[Qwerty6337]

Real question is where does Mrs grinch dry her clothes!!

She dries it with all the hot air that comes out her grid

 

[CrapEars]

I bet it’s like a shaved mouse

 

[Libbie]

I bet it’s like a shaved mouse

 

[KawaiiAF]

I just read her piece about a cleaning cloth and I lost about a thousand brain cells

I just LOVE how she's forgotten when the pads sold out, Minky teamed with her and sold them only through a swipe up from her insta and for £20.00. She has a very selective memory! She also says in one sentence she doesn't get things free, and in the next she says she's been offered super expensive furniture free frequently. So which is it?!

This is a perfect example how messy Hinch Yourself Happy is. Disjointed and weird.

Oh great, the next chapter is dedicated to her narnia in the garage! I can't barely contain my excitement. Apparently it's her pride and joy and helped her achieve her childhood dream of owning her own shop

 

[Tobermory]

Now that's just insulting naked mole rats! Shame on you.

 

[Toppsie]

I just read her piece about a cleaning cloth and I lost about a thousand brain cells

I just LOVE how she's forgotten when the pads sold out, Minky teamed with her and sold them only through a swipe up from her insta and for £20.00. LOL. She has a very selective memory. She also says in one sentence she doesn't get things free, and in the next she says she's been offered super expensive furniture free frequently. So which is it?! lol

This is a perfect example how messy Hinch Yourself Happy is. Disjointed and weird.

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Couldn't even give Jenna (CleanQueen25) mention... wow

 

[CrapEars]

Now that's just insulting naked mole rats! Shame on you.

I agree. They’re far more attractive

 

[Empen]

WHSMITH.
Last week she was 7.
This week 15.

Wah wah wahhhhhhh

 

[Katya]

I know you hate me tattlers, that's why you talk about me here
I was a witch on thread 5, never gonna make it right,
Give me a sewing machine, I still can't give you what you like
I'm full of tricks baby just like on Halloween
A room full of chemicals just make you wanna scream
Not gonna get it right, gonna waste your time,
I'm tit at comedy and cleaning any grime

How dare you ruin Roxxxys amazing verse!

 

[babycakes74]

Couldn't even give Jenna (CleanQueen25) mention... wow

I like Jenna. She keeps it real, no bull tit

 

[Toppsie]

How dare you ruin Roxxxys amazing verse!

I'm sure if anyone would agree Katya's was actually the best it would be you She was robbed!

I like Jenna. She keeps it real, no bull tit

I am loving the eco friendly products she's showing the love for just pure washing up liquid. Too much crap sprinkled on the carpets for my liking, but her place always looks real. Hard to think she was one of the accounts who inspired Hinch really

 

[CrapEars]

I just read her piece about a cleaning cloth and I lost about a thousand brain cells

I just LOVE how she's forgotten when the pads sold out, Minky teamed with her and sold them only through a swipe up from her insta and for £20.00. She has a very selective memory! She also says in one sentence she doesn't get things free, and in the next she says she's been offered super expensive furniture free frequently.

This is a perfect example how messy Hinch Yourself Happy is. Disjointed and weird.

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Oh great, the next chapter is dedicated to her narnia in the garage! I can't barely contain my excitement.

We know she didn’t write the pamphlet- I refuse to call it a book - but it really reads like a total stream of consciousness.
I reckon her ghostwriter just literally transcribed her ramblings and Penguin published it without anyone proofreading.

 

[antisocialmedia]

We know she didn’t write the pamphlet- I refuse to call it a book - but it really reads like a total stream of consciousness.
I reckon her ghost write just literally transcribed her ramblings and Penguin publishes it without anyone proofreading.

It’s literate diarrhoea. Someone ought to spray with Zoflora. Once you’re done, Chuck a match.

 

[Flossy2019]

Is there no escape from "hinch" my local paper had a story of another "hinchliffe" getting sent down (not saying their any relation) then even b&m featuring ppls posts on ig going on about their hinch hauls.

I saw all

That dog sleeps SO much. I know he is a show cocker not working, but even so they have the ability to work and be active. He is lethargic, house bound and his diet doesn't help (just dry biscuits and the occasional human cooked roast dinner)

I thought when someone said the Hinch was on a raw feeding dog facebook page she might switch up his diet, but no such luck. And it's not as if she doesn't know. I've always felt bad for Henry, his life is not that a dog would enjoy or choose.

I'd love to see him running freely at a beach with other dogs. The best thing she could do for him IS to hire a professional dog walker, one who would allow him to socialise with other dogs daily and take them somewhere fun like the woods, beach or fields with long grass and scents.

hes probably dozy from all the fumes

 

[Katya]

I'm sure if anyone would agree Katya's was actually the best it would be you She was robbed!

Don't even remind me of the robbery that Katya suffered through. The wound is still fresh

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katyaaaaa

 

[Tobermory]

I just read her piece about a cleaning cloth and I lost about a thousand brain cells

I just LOVE how she's forgotten when the pads sold out, Minky teamed with her and sold them only through a swipe up from her insta and for £20.00. She has a very selective memory! She also says in one sentence she doesn't get things free, and in the next she says she's been offered super expensive furniture free frequently.

This is a perfect example how messy Hinch Yourself Happy is. Disjointed and weird.

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I got blah messaged her, she was super friendly blah, and lost the will to live. Pity you didn't take a leaf out of that cleaning account's book eh?!

 

[KawaiiAF]

Now im
Not a buff tings expert , but are they for polishing your floors while you mooch about your house or are they for traipsing loads of outside debris into your clean floors after watering your garden in them or popping to Tesco in them? Yes Jamie we all saw that. I bet her house is actually quite dirty if she’s out out in her in in slippers/bufftings tings

LOL so true! Remember the woman who turned up at her book signing wearing buff tings too!

Her house is actually filthy! Whenever she rubbed a white cloth over her old grey living room rug, it was black! True she was 'washing' it in lenor, which is sticky and leaves residue at best, but holy mackerel she even wipes the dogs feet so where did all that black come from. Must be all the ash from the candles.

Same as when she wiped down her pvc around the windows in the living room and did the floor seperator things, black!

I'm not the cleanest person in the world because a) i hate it and b) it's physically difficult for me to do and c) i just dont give a tit there's more to life, but everything is still kept really well. I will use my henry hoover once a week and it all looks smart. I don't make a lot of mess and tidy as I go. But after seeing her video I got a cloth and rubbed it on my seperators and they were clean already and they've never been washed.

So I conclude, her house is rotten, and she cleans daily for hours according to her So she must be really tit at it!!

 

[Toppsie]

Don't even remind me of the robbery that Katya suffered through. The wound is still fresh

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katyaaaaa

Same... Katya is my favourite queen to come from RPDR. At least we have UNHhhh to get our fix.

I've even 'Hinched' Katya's verse in my head, it almost feels blasphemous