Mrs Hinch #302 Pregnant again, anxiety gone, gifts aplenty for the new Messiah of Maldon

[mammaof3]

Thread suggestion by @Cupcakery
Chosen after page 40.
Made to fit - Pregnancy announcement & the anxiety has gone, there'll be gifts aplenty for the latest messiah of Maldon

Red is cleaning
Blue is a link to the post.

Last thread catch up (301)
Rest of New Year’s Day
Well she’s on number 2 cash cow having a baby. Pics Pics
She’s eating loads of chip sticks and will answer questions over the weekend!!
What the gory details, the 5w1h? Fecking hope not.
Who was involved? What happened? When did it happen? Where did it happen? Why did it happen? How did it happen?
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.


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Spoiler: You can read this

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

Wiki page.

https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/

For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

 

[mgh727]

Got to mention it once more....why comic sans, is she working as a primary school teacher for KS1 in 2003??

 

[londonlife24]

Can’t believe we’ve filled a thread in 5 hours. Love how one woman has over 300 threads when other ‘controversial’ (?) celebs such as Meghan/Harry, KP etc have a handful...

 

[Olivemaks]

Can’t believe we’ve filled a thread in 5 hours. Love how one woman has over 300 threads when other ‘controversial’ (?) celebs such as Meghan/Harry, KP etc have a handful...

And then lurkers from the hinch rave thread think we’re the bonkers ones lool look closer to home guyszzzz and open you eyeszz

Got to mention it once more....why comic sans, is she working as a primary school teacher for KS1 in 2003??

That font gives me the shivers

 

[mammaof3]

Don't fill up another thread yet, as i'm off to bed xx

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I’m off to bed! Night tattlers. Poor baby ain’t even born and she’s already selling he/she’s privacy rights for the gram!! All the vest xx

 

[under the ivy]

Imagine if she called the baby Grey

 

[Pastrytroll]

Stacey is as annoying as hell. But she seems a lot more real than hinch
If you compare Stacey X factor days to now she still has that same annoying happy cheeriness
Plus Stacey is from Dagenham so a bit more real than princess Sophie
But Stacey has had more experience in the fame and parenting world than Sophie
And it shows

I quite like SS. You can tell her kids, especially Rex, get so much stimulation and genuinely seem really happy. Ronnie just looks so miserable and bored all the time, though I’m not surprised when he’s not allowed to do anything

 

[Libbylulu]

Stupid woman has Ronnie monogrammed on practically every baby article. So either they’ll have to name this one Ronnie as well, whether boy or girl, or buy new. Wasteful bint!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Before I’m off to bed quickly any tattlers who care more about a child’s right to private life and dignity than a dumbass influencer here are two reads

Google : myka stauffer

And watch throughandlou on Tiktok, she’s a 26 year old who was one of the first victims of a mummy
Blogger who posted all her childhood online! As you can imagine this will only get worse now, this is just the beginning! Think about all the poor kids of these celebs and influencers who never
Got a choice about their childhood on the internet

 

[Spoke]

Buckling in for some very exciting months

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I’m Dagenham born and bred till I was 23 she’s okay but definitely sold out her kids for money. I’m very anti exposing your kids online to be fair though and she’s definitely way more annoying since she teamed up with the queen of whoring out her kid. I’d say I am quite clever, have a degree and studying again for some max reason and she definitely gives us dagenhamites a bad name!

Stacey is as annoying as hell. But she seems a lot more real than hinch
If you compare Stacey X factor days to now she still has that same annoying happy cheeriness
Plus Stacey is from Dagenham so a bit more real than princess Sophie
But Stacey has had more experience in the fame and parenting world than Sophie
And it shows

 

[Amibovvered]

Well I’m so Moss to the party, 2 1/2 threads to catch up on and Daughter told me earlier this evening about Hinch, I actually got a Tattle bingo as predicted this quite a while ago with her obvious teasing behaviour and posts. Anyhow I’m feeling very sorry for the next cash cow she will be birthing and exploiting, she can’t spend 2 minutes with Ron so she will be renting it out to Ma from the moment she has it for sure. Bet the witch is rubbing her hands she thinks she’s outdone Solomon. Also big love and sadness for those of you who would make far better Mummy’s than Hinch and will have deeply upset and pissed off with her insensitive and over the top announcement. Xx

 

[RogueRey]

Before I’m off to bed quickly any tattlers who care more about a child’s right to private life and dignity than a dumbass influencer here are two reads

Google : myka stauffer

And watch throughandlou on Tiktok, she’s a 26 year old who was one of the first victims of a mummy
Blogger who posted all her childhood online! As you can imagine this will only get worse now, this is just the beginning! Think about all the poor kids of these celebs and influencers who never
Got a choice about their childhood on the internet

Oh yes that poor child Huxley. That was shocking. Gonna look up the other one.

Well to keep on topic Grinch won't be having more than 2..

 

[Lardsnomes]

I usually only comment on the personal rage she causes me , but Jeez, I looked at that midwife lady’s insta page. I generally have no time for the sheeple masses but (being kind) she looks like a nice woman & she’s clearly gone through a lot of personal & family problems. I get that she has been lifted by following Sopha & SS (each to their own), but what grown woman could be that desperate that they put that Sopha & SS follow them in their insta bio??!!
It’s bleeping scary how invested people are in the fake lives of influencers. I know Soph hasn’t read Tattle since Adam was a boy, but seriously I wonder how she sleeps at night, manipulating and conning these sad followers. She disgusts me
Edited to say I’ve just noticed I’ve had a status upgrade! Happy New Year to me!

 

[Twopenniesworth]

Just seen this gender reveal balloon on Georgia’s (Towie) stories. Is it the same one as Sophs? Can’t find the picture someone put up now.

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

Poor Rondon will be put up to the loft with Tracey...

He seems like such a sweet wee boy, god love him, I’m sure with the correct interaction he would come on leaps & bounds. Yes he’s clean, fed (turmeric & eggs anyone?) & watered but his social & emotional needs don’t seem to be being met, which is so sad to see.

 

[Sweetpea30]

The last thread closed before I could say.... my first baby, slept through from 6 weeks old, didn’t need a dummy & done days didn’t cry at all. Baby no 2 - some nights went to sleep @ 5am having been awake all night, cried loads, had colic & reflux & boy did she love her dummy. Good Luck Soph you’re gonna need it!!

 

[candyfloss99]

Got to mention it once more....why comic sans, is she working as a primary school teacher for KS1 in 2003??

Not just in 2003. We still have to use it in case anyone is dyslexic it's easier to read

 

[Ekkwhine]

The last thread closed before I could say.... my first baby, slept through from 6 weeks old, didn’t need a dummy & done days didn’t cry at all. Baby no 2 - some nights went to sleep @ 5am having been awake all night, cried loads, had colic & reflux & boy did she love her dummy. Good Luck Soph you’re gonna need it!!

I’m still waiting for my third to sleep through the night-shes 4 the only one of mine that’s placid is the deaf one. And I’m sure it’s because he can’t hear his sisters bullshit