Mrs Hinch #288 On the 4th day of Xmas Hinch gave to me - A scarecrow tribute at a freebiee

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So she’s saying she doesn’t care that her home isn’t clean. But isn’t that her whole brand? There are hincers who clean for hours every day and banish their families from the room to have a house as spotless as hers. And bows she’s like yeah I’m really a dirty bitch. Also her house is still spotless.
 
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The comments on Jamie’s post are hilarious. If hinch is pregnant (and I don’t think she is) he’s certainly not gonna tell a mad random hincers before he tells his family
Good lord I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.

Who the fuck are these nutters writing stuff like this? It's so desperate and cringey.
 
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On the 5th day of Christmas Mrs Hinch gave to me a disappointing Lapland freeeebiiiiiieeeee
 
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I really don’t like that fire, looks fake as anything. Suits her down to the ground though.
Nice peek of a bare shoulder there too, I swear she needs lessons dressing herself!
 
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'Alot of you have asked me about the fireplace'
No love, nobody has asked you, you've just run of content and shit to say!
 
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I'd like to claim a bingo for gloved cleaning from prerecords today. Fluffy jumper.... no fluffy jumper. Gloves.... No gloves. Even half way through a clean they disappear!

Mummyahoo has been busy whilst they were waltzing around Lapland

So delicious

https://giphy.com/y8Mz1yj13s3kI
 
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why do you need to clean your toaster when it has 10 crumbs?
Only did mine yesterday which I'm sure could quite possibly have been 6months since the last time it got done. Did it the old fashioned way, straight over the sink and a good shake. I could have remade a loaf of bread with what came out. Sopha hun, that was not dirty. Your couch though, yeah ill give you that. First half dirty item I've seen in your house since it was built id imagine.
 
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this is INFURIATING
 
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On the fifth days of Christmas Hinchy gave to me - reindeers 'rescued' from a sanctuaryyyy!
 
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So Ron’s been out with his dad all day and we haven’t had a 40 picture montage with her moaning that she can’t wait to see him...she just loves him so much...if that makes sense?!

Soph, you ok hun?!
 
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Also I don’t get why she uses certain products one week and then something else the next... to clean the same thing!! Surely as a “cleaning sensation” you know which is the best product for each job!!! Why can’t the sheep see this?!
 
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Wasn’t that fireplace gifted? I mean you’d have to pay me to accept one
But.. shouldn’t that be marked as an AD?
 
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I wonder if he is spending the night at his parents with Ronron... To get away from her whils5 she comes down off her sulk..?


I'd love to see some couples coaching tonight to prove he's at home
 
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Exactly as Queen Janet pointed out on Loose Women, she uses what she is paid to promote. Every time she says "I just laaaaahve it" what she means is she laaaaahves the £24k it's earning her.
 
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She makes me fucking sick with all the Lapland blah blah shit and showing off.
Can she be any more of a twatwaffle?

Still needs those scary eyebrows sorting out.
 
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