I wonder if the Ronster will be allowed to sit forward facing in his pushchair to see what's going on, or if he'll just get to look at the Oompa Loompa squawking all bloody day 
Mrs Hinch #287 On the 3rd day of Xmas Hinch gave to me - I’m thank you on ITV.
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I think she's already been. Or if not she's already there, uploaded morning pre-records and ran.
and if she's so anxious about fans/people etc well, she's in for a treat at laplandUK - it will be fing heaving.
She should take this opportunity to not film, but if she does I hope to God she doesn't upload any other child filmed.
and if she's so anxious about fans/people etc well, she's in for a treat at laplandUK - it will be fing heaving.
She should take this opportunity to not film, but if she does I hope to God she doesn't upload any other child filmed.
Clearly driving at speed, why is Fred Vest not paying any attention to the road?
Oh sorry, an insta selfie is more important than anyone in that cars (or others on the road) safety...
Oh sorry, an insta selfie is more important than anyone in that cars (or others on the road) safety...
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Got to be up at the crack of dawn to start shovelling her slap on... And get her morning bittyEarly start
They’ll be coming home with a real reindeer because “Ronnie just laaaavvvvved it, so we HAD to get him one of this own”
Its ridiculous imo taking a kid that young to something he'll probably not remember. I'm sure l saw on their website it's suitable for kids age 5 and over
“Guyzzzz they had these stuffed Elves but Ronnie just loved the real ones, so meet Charlie, we bought him, yes he is a real human actor for Lapland UK, but who cares about human rights, have you seen my wardrobe, I basically fund an indian sweatshop with the amount I buy? Anyway we’re gonna keep him until Christmas Eve and then I’ll shove him in the loft with Trace and get him out next December and we can do it all over again!!”
God she looks like Hinch the shiny nosed reindeer
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And a real husky dog, though you can buy the stuffed reindeers and huskies, they’ll probably get both
This is directly from their website and all I’m reading is “your kid might hate it BUT GIVE US YOOOOO MONEYYYYYY!!!”Its ridiculous imo taking a kid that young to something he'll probably not remember. I'm sure l saw on their website it's suitable for kids age 5 and over
Is Trace still on the scene? What about the other " kids" have they all finally realised she's a twit yet?
Whew caught up! 
A few things...(funnily enough!)
Jameyhhh.... just no. Stop it. It’s not big and it’s not clever. Pack it in and get back in your box. Dove collab....puhleese
Lapland UK we presume. What a waste on a lil chap. Wonder if they’ll let him wander about, as per every shopping trip they do. And him with a personalised outfit on, for a change. Very safe!
Totally agree with everyone else that I detest these trips being given out as freebies to millionaires. Lapland UK have been around a while now and sell out fast. Surely they don’t need the PR. I would be so much more impressed by them raffling free tickets to deserving families this year. But what can you do?
That’s it for now! ATV croissants
A few things...(funnily enough!)
Jameyhhh.... just no. Stop it. It’s not big and it’s not clever. Pack it in and get back in your box. Dove collab....puhleese
Lapland UK we presume. What a waste on a lil chap. Wonder if they’ll let him wander about, as per every shopping trip they do. And him with a personalised outfit on, for a change. Very safe!
Totally agree with everyone else that I detest these trips being given out as freebies to millionaires. Lapland UK have been around a while now and sell out fast. Surely they don’t need the PR. I would be so much more impressed by them raffling free tickets to deserving families this year. But what can you do?
That’s it for now! ATV croissants
Yeah god forbid something terrible happened to their cash cow! Absolutely reckless in my opinion! It’s a bug bear of mines when people use phones whilst driving or get distracted by them
Edited to correct my awful spelling, I’m getting a bit carried away this morning
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And by New Year the poor fucker will be 3 stone overweight because she has no idea of what a healthy diet is. Maybe she'll add Ralphie Reindeer to the morning montage!
Fair enough but she ignores other aspects of his safety, like letting him feed and torment that dog, letting him play with the washing machine and having his name plastered over everything that he wears. She has no consistency at all.
Followed by
"You won't believe it guuuuuyzzz! RonnieRoo just laavved the Reindeer, so we paid off the keeper who owned the very small Reindeer business and Jayyymaaay put him in the boot of the Range Rover and bought it home. It's just perrrfickt cos we've renovated Ron's playhouse into a stable for him!! I can't believe it!! I can't stop crying, fank you guuuyyzzz, wivout yous we couldn't do this!!"
And another expensive trip out because she and him soooo deserve it!!! Btw Soph you could run a sleigh down your face it's so shiny and try not to have shrieking outburst as you may scare the animals...what's the betting she comes home with a a life size sleigh, wooden hut and Santa himself as she just luuuvvesss it!! Oh tis the season to be greedy (grabbing, excessive, extravagant, OTT, unrelatable, patronising) tra la la la
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