A few agreed (I hope) so I have started off the On the ...... day MH gave to me.
The first one is from a few threads back. I have adapted it to make it fit and to get a few more characters.
It was by @Cucumber and eggs - On the first day of Xmas Mrs Hinch gave to me, absolutely nothing unless she's paid a fee.
The next one is, therefore - On the 2nd day of Xmas MH gave to me - ..........................................
The suggestions, for it to fit, have to be around 30 characters, inc spaces & punctuation, they don't have to rhyme and no rude words, please.
Nicked from the JM thread.
Lastly, but importantly, when submitting ideas for the next thread title, please use the words ‘thread suggestion’ or just ‘thread’, as it makes it easier to search.
No other chat in the post so votes are for the thread suggestion only.
Also, try to hold off until around page 40 for your suggestions, if possible.
I shall do the poll for the stupidest purchase of 2020 nearer to the end of the year as she may buy some more.
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Red is cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.
Last thread catch up
Thursday
Naughty elf was in the coffee machine making a mess.
She’s having a comfy day, still in her PJs. Lazy bint.
She has done some cleaning, not shown though – bleached the bog, made the beds – normal stuff really.
Shared an old video of her making a shite dessert, She can’t believe she made it – we do.
Tidied her cloofs and numerous chemicals away in the kitchen.
Ron wore some of her gloves after having a nap; he had changed his clothes from earlier as well.
Posted 3 pics of different sets of colours and plants to pick, but all will be revealed in Jan 2021. Tease.
More cringeworthy out-takes from their Hinch quiz. FFS pack it in.
She’s doing a comp to win her F&F collection and a book. duck to the book.
Henry fell asleep in her F&F new dressing gown. Well done.
Friday
Finger clicking for the bed tidying.
Day 4 Elf was zip wiring around the lounge.
Ron opened up his advent – another car for his carrier. Give him some chocolate please ffs.
She has a doll, with blonde hair and roots, showing, she then deleted the post and amended the wording. hahaha.
48K for a pampers #ad, nice afternoons work!!!
Washed the crusty dishwasher elements.
The millionaire made some cheap-looking cheap gift bags to put her homemade gifts in.
Posted a memory video of last years charity money raising event for place2be. She is so giving. Not.
and
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
Wiki page.
https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo/Freda/Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.
The first one is from a few threads back. I have adapted it to make it fit and to get a few more characters.
It was by @Cucumber and eggs - On the first day of Xmas Mrs Hinch gave to me, absolutely nothing unless she's paid a fee.
The next one is, therefore - On the 2nd day of Xmas MH gave to me - ..........................................
The suggestions, for it to fit, have to be around 30 characters, inc spaces & punctuation, they don't have to rhyme and no rude words, please.
Nicked from the JM thread.
Lastly, but importantly, when submitting ideas for the next thread title, please use the words ‘thread suggestion’ or just ‘thread’, as it makes it easier to search.
No other chat in the post so votes are for the thread suggestion only.
Also, try to hold off until around page 40 for your suggestions, if possible.
I shall do the poll for the stupidest purchase of 2020 nearer to the end of the year as she may buy some more.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red is cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.
Last thread catch up
Thursday
Naughty elf was in the coffee machine making a mess.
She’s having a comfy day, still in her PJs. Lazy bint.
She has done some cleaning, not shown though – bleached the bog, made the beds – normal stuff really.
Shared an old video of her making a shite dessert, She can’t believe she made it – we do.
Tidied her cloofs and numerous chemicals away in the kitchen.
Ron wore some of her gloves after having a nap; he had changed his clothes from earlier as well.
Posted 3 pics of different sets of colours and plants to pick, but all will be revealed in Jan 2021. Tease.
More cringeworthy out-takes from their Hinch quiz. FFS pack it in.
She’s doing a comp to win her F&F collection and a book. duck to the book.
Henry fell asleep in her F&F new dressing gown. Well done.
Friday
Finger clicking for the bed tidying.
Day 4 Elf was zip wiring around the lounge.
Ron opened up his advent – another car for his carrier. Give him some chocolate please ffs.
She has a doll, with blonde hair and roots, showing, she then deleted the post and amended the wording. hahaha.
48K for a pampers #ad, nice afternoons work!!!
Washed the crusty dishwasher elements.
The millionaire made some cheap-looking cheap gift bags to put her homemade gifts in.
Posted a memory video of last years charity money raising event for place2be. She is so giving. Not.
and
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
Wiki page.
https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo/Freda/Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.
Daniel Radcliffe probably wasn’t as excited when his came out and no one needed to custom order that!
that's.....bold!