Mrs Hinch #27 Solar lights on with noone home, she'll probably bring out a hincharmy gnome

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I used to be someone who never went anywhere without makeup. Then I got confident and felt ok without it. Until yesterday when someone said you look tired has the baby kept you up (I have a five Week old baby) no he hadn’t actually he slept through I just look shit without makeup. When I got home I put my makeup on and I feel shit again without it. I’d love to be someone who isn’t insecure without makeup but i hate it
 
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Newbie here I wonder if her "friends" will throw her a surprise baby shower tonight at the girls Chinese night. I am sure someone mentioned here the other day she hasn't had a baby shower.
Every day is like a baby shower for her with all the free baby things she’s been gifted!
 
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Vera = ad.
Rug = gifted.

Soph no wonder asa have an open investigation on you. Ffs

This Chinese shoving cameras in everyone’s faces is going to make my absolute night. Fake friends here we come. I’ll be ya mate Soph if you chuck in a Chinese and start advertising correctly and stop being an idiot.

Ps. I won’t. But ya know.
 
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Maybe she will name the baby one of these and get herself a new sponsorship. She already has her handsomes Henry.

Now, do I have to write #AD?
 
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Fuck off. Called the 1001 spray too. Complete with the flick.

Soph. Mate. I feel I can call you mate, just message me if you need ideas. It’s cool. 10% fee though yeh?!
 
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You do know she’s out tonight with the girls having Chinese I wonder how long after reading this she got on the blower to management “quick guyssss get me some friends for the night”
 
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You do know she’s out tonight with the girls having Chinese I wonder how long after reading this she got on the blower to management “quick guyssss get me some friends for the night”
Yeh. Because a few of us kept saying it’s sad she’s always home alone. Then I said she had loads of bridesmaids she never sees, she’s a loner and her nail technician doesn’t count as a mate. And then bammmmm. Chinese.
It’s cool- think Tattle need to start charging her.
 
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And thanks to grinch she mentioned the Chinese well i then fancied it and iv just ordered one, she will probs have one grain of rice whereas I have ordered half the menu grinch can kiss my big flabby size 18 ass
 
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And thanks to grinch she mentioned the Chinese well i then fancied it and iv just ordered one, she will probs have one grain of rice whereas I have ordered half the menu grinch can kiss my big flabby size 18 ass
I know. I fucking want one too. Rage.
 
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And thanks to grinch she mentioned the Chinese well i then fancied it and iv just ordered one, she will probs have one grain of rice whereas I have ordered half the menu [emoji87] grinch can kiss my big flabby size 18 ass [emoji8]
I’ve just ordered one too. [emoji23] Chicken curry, fried rice, chips and prawn crackers. All for me as I am by myself tonight. Maybe even some ice cream later on too. [emoji12] Wouldn’t surprise me if Hinch puts her Chinese in a jug to eat. Classy bird that she is.
 
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I was thinking that!

Plus whatever she names the baby you know theres gonna be hundreds of kids named the same
I’m due with a boy in July and I am PRAYING that she doesn’t choose the name I like. If she gives birth first, I’m changing it. If I give birth first and then she has the same one...I’ll be mortified.
 
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Don't think the rug was gifted tho was it cos she had that back in 2016 or 17 so before all this hinching malarkey started. Same as her TV unit. She must've actually paid for those
 
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Fuck off. Called the 1001 spray too. Complete with the flick.

Soph. Mate. I feel I can call you mate, just message me if you need ideas. It’s cool. 10% fee though yeh?!
I only mentioned it like 2 days ago the transparent tit
 
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Guuuuuuueeeyyyyssss don’t panic about not getting your lemon dress I got these teatowels from Primark today , buy a mini sewing machine and run one up quick fast just in time for your Chinese feast tonight that you’re really excited about
 

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Our Cocker is a show Cocker like Henry and not a working Cocker....she would happily be on the go all the time, she loves to play almost constant if you let her...then crash briefly......then start again. MH could never cope with a working Cocker, and it would be cruel if she did as it would be bored senseless and probably destructive, with so little stimulation....they are mad dogs and on the go constantly. But Henry should definately be doing much more than he does, he looks so old.
 
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Guuuuuuueeeyyyyssss don’t panic about not getting your lemon dress I got these teatowels from Primark today , buy a mini sewing machine and run one up quick fast just in time for your Chinese feast tonight that you’re really excited about
Oh wow...Mummas can knock up a bandana for Handsommes...so they can be coordinating....maybe Jamie would like a matching tie too.....that sewing machine will be whirring once she’s blown the cobwebs and dust off it!
 
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Don't think the rug was gifted tho was it cos she had that back in 2016 or 17 so before all this hinching malarkey started. Same as her TV unit. She must've actually paid for those
Yep it was gifted.
Two frames later, she’s added gifted onto it.
 
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Also don’t you have the midwife classes to go to in the lead up to birth? I didn’t for my second but for your first I think most go
I didnt. When to one class with my first, decided it wasn't for me. A very good friend of mine said to me that they're not needed, your body knows what to do... and she was right.
 
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