Thread title was put forward as a suggestion by @Essjay123 but @Incognito_burrito was the original poster 
Sorry I had to make a new thread, the old one was getting uncomfortably long!
Catch Up
Well the country is officially in lockdown but that hasn’t stopped Soph spending an arm and a leg on tat!
-We’ve been treated to a Home Bargains haul, including a Santa’s “colour your own” grotto for children aged 3+, some festive wash clothes, a couple of Yankee candles and some gift tags and stamps
-She took Henry for the worlds fastest walk this morning speculation she went for some bitty milk at Ma’s
-She was so kond earlier and shared links to everything on her landing, it’s all bloody gifted that’s the joke!! Had the cheek to add to that post “hope this helps” yes Soph, my life is so much better now I know where your gifted carpet is from!
-Henry had a head massage which was filmed at a very odd angle and was my porno than pet pamper
-Her tamagotchi arrived....hello Bob, enjoy the drawer as that’s where you’ll go when she gets bored in two days!
-She’s been promoting “small businesses” (a business with 100k+ followers isn’t a small business in my opinion, but okay hun) and they’ve sent Soph some “lovely” personalised bits for Ronnie including a denim Peter Rabbit jacket (hello copyright infringement!!!)
-She reviewed Molly Mae’s fake tan and LAAAAAVS IT
-She’s announced the tree is going up in a few weeks so we have that to look forward to
-She threwcat sick mushrooms, kale, philly and a half a tube of garlic puree onto a jacket potato for Ron’s lunch (good news is he is now safe from any vampires that may attack!)
-she did actual cleaning today *call the press* in the form of her bathroom with help from Jaydawg and she cleaned Henry’s dog bowls...I mean she has a dishwasher but let’s roll with it
-She also did some lovely arts and crafts in the form of dipping £5 sponges (thats £5 each) into some acrylic paint, aww lovely art work by Sophie aged 30 and 3/4, totally could’ve been done with Ronnie but god forbid he gets messy (whats wrong with potato stamping??)
-(not sure if this is allowed) One thing she has shared is an awareness post for a child with leukaemia, I’m urging every pastry troll (if they’re eligible) to sign up to DKMS or Anthony Nolan, it takes 30 seconds and you could save a life!
Sorry that this is the dullest catch up ever, but her content is dead at the moment! she’s literally recycling old content and not doing much
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
Nasty comment left on her personal IG page.
Further reading
https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/ - Link to the wiki!
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Sorry I had to make a new thread, the old one was getting uncomfortably long!
Catch Up
Well the country is officially in lockdown but that hasn’t stopped Soph spending an arm and a leg on tat!
-We’ve been treated to a Home Bargains haul, including a Santa’s “colour your own” grotto for children aged 3+, some festive wash clothes, a couple of Yankee candles and some gift tags and stamps
-She took Henry for the worlds fastest walk this morning speculation she went for some bitty milk at Ma’s
-She was so kond earlier and shared links to everything on her landing, it’s all bloody gifted that’s the joke!! Had the cheek to add to that post “hope this helps” yes Soph, my life is so much better now I know where your gifted carpet is from!
-Henry had a head massage which was filmed at a very odd angle and was my porno than pet pamper
-Her tamagotchi arrived....hello Bob, enjoy the drawer as that’s where you’ll go when she gets bored in two days!
-She’s been promoting “small businesses” (a business with 100k+ followers isn’t a small business in my opinion, but okay hun) and they’ve sent Soph some “lovely” personalised bits for Ronnie including a denim Peter Rabbit jacket (hello copyright infringement!!!)
-She reviewed Molly Mae’s fake tan and LAAAAAVS IT
-She’s announced the tree is going up in a few weeks so we have that to look forward to
-She threw
-she did actual cleaning today *call the press* in the form of her bathroom with help from Jaydawg and she cleaned Henry’s dog bowls...I mean she has a dishwasher but let’s roll with it
-She also did some lovely arts and crafts in the form of dipping £5 sponges (thats £5 each) into some acrylic paint, aww lovely art work by Sophie aged 30 and 3/4, totally could’ve been done with Ronnie but god forbid he gets messy (whats wrong with potato stamping??)
-(not sure if this is allowed) One thing she has shared is an awareness post for a child with leukaemia, I’m urging every pastry troll (if they’re eligible) to sign up to DKMS or Anthony Nolan, it takes 30 seconds and you could save a life!
Sorry that this is the dullest catch up ever, but her content is dead at the moment! she’s literally recycling old content and not doing much
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
Nasty comment left on her personal IG page.
Further reading
https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/ - Link to the wiki!
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
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