I'll just take a spray bottle with my name on with diluted washing up liquid and water since that's all I need for everything apparently. I'll also pack a label maker to stick a label on the babies head saying "baby" in case I don't know what it is!
Mrs Hinch #258 Liar liar, pampers on fire, her deflection techniques are bloody dire.
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Very pedantic I know ..... but it's a Household Waste Recycling Centre not a dump 
I bought the book for a £1 off marketplace then found the audio for free on Amazon so binned the bookWhen did she say about being able to buy a second home? I haven’t bought the book I couldn’t think of anything worse
I will try and record the bit where she says it... they are going to buy a house for when she moves on from Instagram as millions of people around the world have seen the one she is in now!!Chapter 13 What’s NextWhen did she say about being able to buy a second home? I haven’t bought the book I couldn’t think of anything worse
Waiting patiently for someone who knows about shoes to dissect her shoe collection. 
Her entire book sounds like one massive contradiction in each chapterI bought the book for a £1 off marketplace then found the audio for free on Amazon so binned the book
Chapter 13 What’s Next
Looooooool at Inch. Doing the typical bloke in a night club pose being caught by the photographer
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Oh my god, the bottom of her shoe cupboard 
Personalised cabinet paper.....now I've seen it all. 
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Even has the same eyes!!!Looooooool at Inch. Doing the typical bloke in a night club pose being caught by the photographer
I reckon they’ll mostly be New Look and crappy online China efforts thing to be honest. With a few Ugg’s thrown in and of course she probably had Jimmy Choo’s for her wedding or something. She does have expensive things but to be honest her complete lack of taste and just general bleeping idiocy steers her towards “bargs” made by childrenWaiting patiently for someone who knows about shoes to dissect her shoe collection.
. Well £30 quid for these pairWaiting patiently for someone who knows about shoes to dissect her shoe collection.
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I’ve had a thought, what if she’s under some Britney like control from her management company and all this time, she’s showing us that she does read here so that we can help her?
Sophie, if you want rescuing from Gleam, mother dearest or the fat lump, please do one of the following soon:
have a go at making your own pastry. It’ll be tit and give the family the shits but we’ll know you’ll need help and your captors will think you’ve just worked out how to mix butter and flour.
film yourself walking the dog. I know, I know, this will raise some flags with your keepers and Henry will be confused but en route, you can show us which bush to collect you from when you make your escape.
wank off the taps with both hands. This’ll be harder as Jamie will have to film or you’ll have to have the phone in your mouth but this one will tell us you need help ASAP.
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Sophie, if you want rescuing from Gleam, mother dearest or the fat lump, please do one of the following soon:
have a go at making your own pastry. It’ll be tit and give the family the shits but we’ll know you’ll need help and your captors will think you’ve just worked out how to mix butter and flour.
film yourself walking the dog. I know, I know, this will raise some flags with your keepers and Henry will be confused but en route, you can show us which bush to collect you from when you make your escape.
wank off the taps with both hands. This’ll be harder as Jamie will have to film or you’ll have to have the phone in your mouth but this one will tell us you need help ASAP.
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Poor Homer
The eyes of someone caught on their Willy Hill account when they should be babysitting so their wife can clean out the fridge!
It really isHer entire book sounds like one massive contradiction in each chapter
In one bit when she said she showed her 10 year difference pic she said it was amazing the response she got...trolls chapter and she said she posted it and got so much hate people saying it wasn’t her blah blah blah
Which one was true Soph????
All this “Keeping my platform upbeat and positive!” shite is always just an excuse for not saying anything remotely controversial ever. Getting called out kills her. She wrote a whole bleeping book on getting called out. The consequence of that is a woman with 4 million followers cannot use whatever gravitas she has to raise awareness for the kids going hungry fuckery happening in this country right now. The Disney syndrome thing is so right.
But I assume that none of the shoes in that drawer are what we’ve actually seen her wearing in public . These are her “little old me” shoes.
. These are her “little old me” shoes.
And this woman is worth 1million pounds can I remind you all 
Who keeps shoes In a drawer
I can’t with the say she’s calling it a dump either
I can’t with the say she’s calling it a dump either
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