Why not just have a normal wrap? Why does it need to go in the waffle maker? Just have a bloody ham sandwich woman
Well bleeping Said“You’ve got whatever this week throws at you”
Unless it’s a toddler screaming in a restaurant
Oops - I eat raw mushroom am I likely to die? (Genuine question as I’m tit at cooking!)Nothing like a bit of food poisoning to go with a raw mushroom tortilla
Or going out alone, making decent food, cleaning your own home, not telling blatant porkies, reigning in passive aggressive behaviour, not faking your daily life to flog cleaning crap..Well bleeping Said
Seems as though anyone can these days,I hear the t&cs are that you must have no skill or want to actually ‘write’SS has just got a penguin book deal
Nah, you're fine. You can eat raw mushrooms. Her lukewarm, slightly floppy ones won't kill anyone but won't be pleasant to eat eitherWhy did she frame that photo of Ronsum’s eating the tortilla like it was some kind of life event?
Is that going in his scrapbook so one day they can curl up in the book corner and browse through... ‘look handsnomes - on the 19th October, you ate this pile of shite’
Oops - I eat raw mushroom am I likely to die? (Genuine question as I’m tit at cooking!)
Thank you!Nah, you're fine. You can eat raw mushrooms. Her lukewarm, slightly floppy ones won't kill anyone but won't be pleasant to eat either
This is pure gold! I nearly spat my coffee out!I'm sure she was so anxious when she was sucking off her boss in the stationery cupboard