Ofcourse she pronounces the L in tortilla, moron.
Mrs Hinch #255 Hinch is just a miserable moaner, cheered herself up by spreading Corona
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"You can handle anything this week throws at you" .... this type of cr*p is soooooooo patronising.
How the f*ck do you know what people can handle?
Either post something useful, link websites (and put contact numbers) of places people can turn to if they are feeling overwhelmed, or just don't post anything.
What you really mean is "I can handle anything because I do f*ck all and have a vast amount of resource to help me".
How the f*ck do you know what people can handle?
Either post something useful, link websites (and put contact numbers) of places people can turn to if they are feeling overwhelmed, or just don't post anything.
What you really mean is "I can handle anything because I do f*ck all and have a vast amount of resource to help me".
Who cleaned the bath?
I've just watched it again and there's definitely no tattoo today
I've just watched it again and there's definitely no tattoo today
I’m still in shock that she used disinfectant on leather car seats! I purchased a leather suite last year and asked how to clean it and was told once a week with a cloth and warm water
What an absolute minty mare she is not cleaning hairs out of the bath 
I just read this and thought ‘hang on, you must’ve misheard because even Zoph isn’t that crap’.
Went and checked her story, and there it is! duck me! I’m going to have to call her Tortilla the Hun from now on
How long did she work in sales? Yesterday got me thinking for someone with a sales background she falls hook line and sinker for a marketing ploy hence thinking that fairy teapot was a bargain it was just over priced to be marked down so gullible idiots with no taste but it 
“You’ve got this week”
Oh have I Soph I suffer with Endometriosis, PCOS, IBS and depression and I’m currently on the sofa in absolute agony need to go and pick up my pain prescriptions and various others from the doctor shortly.... Also my daughter has nursery tomorrow I have food shopping and endless jobs too do.... but yet you have the time and the energy too clean your bath twice? In the politest way possible duck OFF SOPHIE
Oh have I Soph I suffer with Endometriosis, PCOS, IBS and depression and I’m currently on the sofa in absolute agony need to go and pick up my pain prescriptions and various others from the doctor shortly.... Also my daughter has nursery tomorrow I have food shopping and endless jobs too do.... but yet you have the time and the energy too clean your bath twice? In the politest way possible duck OFF SOPHIE
Totally disgusted this morning - read an article saying she got paid £1.5m last year then went onto Instagram and a cleaning account I follow ( she is a real cleaner shares great tips and works bloody hard cleaning houses) is having to look for another job as people are cancelling her due to covid x
SS has just got a penguin book deal
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Oh my.....”Tor-till-a” 
Hahahahahah I am absolutely dying at the TortiLLa wrapz guyzzzz. Her level of stupidity amazes me every day and surprise surprise more bleeping Philadelphia 
Bet she’s the type to call it a JALApeno as well
Bet she’s the type to call it a JALApeno as well
Can I just say, this thread title is brilliant. I JUST LOVE IT GUYSS.
And of course she announces the "L" in tortilla. Idiot.
And of course she announces the "L" in tortilla. Idiot.
“You’ve got whatever this week throws at you”
Unless it’s a toddler screaming in a restaurant
Unless it’s a toddler screaming in a restaurant
She cleaned her bath twice because she couldn’t show us her “leg hairs” remember when she showed us all Jamie’s pube though? ()
Also why would you put tortiLLas in a waffle maker? Baffled
remember when she showed us all Jamie’s pube though? () Also why would you put tortiLLas in a waffle maker? Baffled
I'm sure she was so anxious when she was sucking off her boss in the stationery cupboard
Am I the only one thinking that mushroom in the tortiLLa must still be completely raw?
Yep we can handle this Zoph...including bereavement, job loss, ill children, poorly husband and my own ill health!! But tomorrow is a different day hey ho!!! Honestly i believe that anyone who can write such cliched shite seriously has never had anything life changing/ difficult happen to them! It's patronising rubbish that means nothing, it's spouted out everyday to her dullard sheepies so they feel cared for and she feels humbled. So Grunch take your over used, trite crap quotes and shove them firmly up your greedy, over saturated, money grabbing bum!! You loathsome, selfish, child woman.
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