Mrs Hinch #246 MH thinks Inch is Tom Hardy, her Ribena must be Bacardi

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North Weald airfield is an airfield but also a bootleg outdoor market

NEXT TO THE M11
There's private places
I realise you probably won’t want to give any details about this man, which is far more respect than Hinch offers him. Are you able to tell us if she did actually date him, or was that a lie too?
They were little kids hanging out till being called in for tea,and she only knew him through someone else.Doubt if she could even quote what school he went to.
 
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Don't laugh at me when I'm f***ing angry.😡
I really feel for you Fanny (need to be careful how you read that!) - must be really tit to read stories that you know about or were involved in that some fame hungry grabby-Grinch is cashing in on. Hope you’re ok.
 
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Does anyone actually really buy this Iconic make up & wear it? I'm into some make up brands and gave friends who are heavily into make up. Never heard of this brand until zlebs started promoting them on insta past year or 2. A quick nosey and their products are overpriced, and to #Gift that much to Zoph, aswell as LB & LM (ex Towie new Mothers just as bad as Hinch for shameless begging and #Gifts) is ridiculous. It's companies like that that I hope don't do well. They deserve to go bust charging that for blusher yet every "influencer" from Towie to Love Island contestants has been gifted the entire collection for Free.

Zoph is also a witch for the way she speaks about her "girls/kids". All friends tend to share or let each other take stuff from their house that they don't want or have extra of, but she acts & talks like she's the only one. That her friends always have to come to her for stuff. If my friend spoke like that about me id stop going around to theirs and wouldn't take another thing. She's so virtue signalling - "Look at me everyone aren't I great, I'm the Best" blah blah bleeping blah 🙄🥱😴
I’ve got some iconic make up and it’s okay. My MIL got it for me for Christmas but I think that was based off all the zlisters flogging it on the gram and the poor old dear thinks if they post about it they actually use it bless her 🙈😂
 
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North Weald airfield is an airfield but also a bootleg outdoor market

NEXT TO THE M11

that airfield ain’t romantic 😂
You also know it's obviously an airfield, not just a random field! Metal fencing for miles, gives the game away. There's nothing else in North Weald, so there's no other reason to be there at all 😂
 
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I think the bonding squares thing is difficult to call. She showed them with no real discussion to explain why, and very well may have just been copying something else she saw. But.... I have always wondered if it was maybe something that was suggested to her by midwives. The blood clot and subsequent thinners would have meant she was a high risk pregnancy and given how ill she was be it self-induced/ED/band complications to the point she was hospitalised, I do wonder if she was potentially being prepared by those involved in her care for there to be potential problems.

She maybe shouldn't have shown them, especially without explaining why, but given she was so secretive about her health (and her book probably still isn't truly exposing what happened) she probably would have had to explain the whole not eating thing then and avoided it, so she may have had a genuine reason for having them.


The comment to the woman who miscarried though....
what’s the story of the bonding squares again?
 
We had emergency vet visit earlier today too and 1 person allowed in wearing a mask, our usual vet doesn't allow anyone in. Guess some doing things differently, as much as it pains me to defend her 🤣

Hope your fur baby doing ok, mine resting comfortably while full of pain medication! 🤤
Aww poor baby😕 Mines had anti sickness jab and finally so far so good🤞
 
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There's private places

They were little kids hanging out till being called in for tea,and she only knew him through someone else.Doubt if she could even quote what school he went to.
I wish I could say I’m surprised but I’m not. She must have such a small stunted personal world to piggyback onto the private tragedies of others.
 
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I really feel for you Fanny (need to be careful how you read that!) - must be really tit to read stories that you know about or were involved in that some fame hungry grabby-Grinch is cashing in on. Hope you’re ok.
Shan't lie,this one has me shaking with anger and a little tearful.
Thanks for asking
 
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Hay guuuyys 🤮
Been following this thread for ages and think I have finally caught up!
Just listening to the memo notes and her reading parts of her book. Does she not listen back and think what a nob!!!
I mean she is trying to hide her relatable Essex accent. The soph we all listened too and laughed along with her. Now she is talking slowly pronouncing her words which she will think is like the queens English 👸 there is nothing relatable anymore
Money changes people, money makes people entitled and money makes people think everyone wants to hear about her 💰 money

If it is true and you do read these sophie. People are only trying to tell you to come back to reality.
You are not perfect, it would be nice for peoples mental health if you show the behind the scenes. Jamie helping you, ma barker.
Your house being a mess and not a staged mess.
Unfiltered and natural. I can only speak for myself but I think you would change peoples opinions.
And to the tattle dolls, its been a journey reading all of this. Your all amazing 👏 ❤
 
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It’s really hard with lockdown, I live in Essex and we aren’t on major lockdown at all. You can stlll do loads. Dunno about SS but if the holiday company are still taking bookings isn’t that on them?
I don’t wish to derail but it was less about the location and more about the fact that her sister/parents are doing a Hinch (that’s how it’s related to Hinch) and are staying in the neighbouring cabins and they are clearly all spending the weekend together. I won’t harp on about it but I thought rule of 6 meant no socialising indoors or outdoors in groups of more than 6. Even if you stay nearby surely the intention is you will spend time together? But perhaps I’ve got it all wrong.
 
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I really feel for you Fanny (need to be careful how you read that!) - must be really tit to read stories that you know about or were involved in that some fame hungry grabby-Grinch is cashing in on. Hope you’re ok.
I agree. It must be really hard for you @fannysjohnny. Not only are you having to read the tit but you then see Zoph and Ma swanning around like they are untouchable and you have to keep stum so as not to give yourself away being on Tattle. It must be so frustrating to know the truth but not be able to say anything x
 
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Wow! This is absolutely disgusting! Such a bare faced lie. Somewhere like Selfridges & LV will look into the shop assistants because of this brazen lie. Hope she feels proud of herself, she would have gotten a low paid assistant put under scrutiny now.
The woman is such poisonous scum. Why does she act like bleeping Belle from the little village!? No one feels like that when they go to Selfridges, it’s a bleeping shop! I used to have lunch there most days when I worked in London! It’s just a posher BHS! The more I hear from this book the more I hate the woman and her lies
Hahahaha I love this

shout out to my personal shopper at LV and Gucci (in the actual store) I’ll see you soon hopefully 😂

I’m listening again and again to the audio now
I have so many things again I need to respond too
 
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You also know it's obviously an airfield, not just a random field! Metal fencing for miles, gives the game away. There's nothing else in North Weald, so there's no other reason to be there at all 😂
They had a romantic drive down the A120 then the M11 to that military looking airfield 😂

Shan't lie,this one has me shaking with anger and a little tearful.
Thanks for asking
I’m sorry this is upsetting you xxx
 
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Bet she just talks about herself the entire time if i were her mate I'd of thought of an excuse
Bet ma barker arranges it. An annual meet with the kids so Soph feels like she has some friends she probably sends threats to be friends with little old Soph or else 😂 😂

That’s why they are her kids and not friends Ma is the boss of them all 😂 let princess Soph sit at the head of the table, be kind to my Sophie, let Sophie talk about herself please and pretend you are interested in what she says.
 
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Who the duck could listen to her book for nearly 8 hours??? 😳😳😳

I'd rather shove Zoflora in my ears than listen to her whining annoying fake voice.


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I am so angry right now.I didn't realise a particular story was in that piece of tit.
More fool me I put a copy of it in my trolly in Tesco today and went upstairs to the cafe to skim read it.
Got involved in a meaningful conversation and didn't get around to it.
Left the 'book' in the flower display on my way to pay.Hope it fell in one of the water buckets.
Hope you are okay fanny
I’m unsure what but ❤
 
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I know there’s a thread for her but I have to say living in Wales and most of the country in local lockdown, I can’t leave my county. We have no major shopping areas and I can’t even take my kids to the beach 20 mins away.......so how can she come here on holiday??? xx
Because boris thinks that's acceptable 🙄
 
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I’ve got some iconic make up and it’s okay. My MIL got it for me for Christmas but I think that was based off all the zlisters flogging it on the gram and the poor old dear thinks if they post about it they actually use it bless her 🙈😂
Could’ve been worse, she could’ve bought you a grey caddy from eBay via a ‘swipe up’ 🤣
 
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They had a romantic drive down the A120 then the M11 to that military looking airfield 😂
I know that route, and that little village (NW, not Maldon 😂) very, very well. There's no way you wouldn't know where you're heading. Definitely nothing romantic about it either though!!
What gives it away was when she said she'd got loads of food in for his family coming over. She's never laid on a decent spread for anyone coming over, so it's obviously complete bullshit😂
 
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I am so angry right now.I didn't realise a particular story was in that piece of tit.
More fool me I put a copy of it in my trolly in Tesco today and went upstairs to the cafe to skim read it.
Got involved in a meaningful conversation and didn't get around to it.
Left the 'book' in the flower display on my way to pay.Hope it fell in one of the water buckets.
Big hugs @fannysjohnny. Your Tattle family are all with you. ❤
 
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