Mrs Hinch #231 Covid‘s rising, Soph's calmer. Did she or didn’t she, get a plane to Palma?

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Sick_of_it_all

Happy_Tortoise said:
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Get your sewing kits out tattlers, cause this Hincher’s gonna rip us a new one
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well they could just join and do that? Or do they not have enough time because they are busy having a life? By having a life I mean cleaning their toilets after every use, choosing between 76 different shades of grey to paint their houses, rushing to home bargs for a “haul” and making sure they get whatever shit Zophlora is peddling that week? Cos that must take up quite a bit of time.
 
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LiverbirdLisa

I'm not entirely sure I can speak for all scousers everywhere BUT I can safely say I don't like having the piss taken out of me by instascammers
 
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Behelzabobs

Happy_Tortoise said:
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Get your sewing kits out tattlers, cause this Hincher’s gonna rip us a new one
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Aren’t they the sad ones hanging on a strangers every utterance? turning their houses into boring bland shells filled with shite their leader has ‘suggested’ mmmm they live vicariously through some saleswoman that they are too dim to realise doesn’t give a fuck about them despite all her melodramatic music filled stories rallying them and playing to their weak sad little existences making them think she is their friend ...you are not her friend you represent MONEY in her pocket you fools
 
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Moobiemoo

Can we predict what’s going to happen when she does her big return?

the song - Sunshine by Gabrielle?

- more thumbs up photos
- lots of Purple sea and neon green tree photos
- photos taken by Jamie pretending she didn’t see him doing it, pretend laughing like a maniac whilst Ron vibes her with his deadpan nonchalant death stare
- mouldy leaves, sticks acorns and conkers ready for their hot glue treatment into a creation, which will go straight into the loft
- her garden will be completely mowed and weeded as if by magic when she returns as if time has stood still
- a montage of people buying migraine wonderland ‘fanks you Guuuuuyyyyzzzz’
- Ron and Hen adventure update ‘they did a poo at the same time today guuuyyyzz!’
- a jar of some local turmeric she bought for SS
 
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Moobiemoo

@Katieweighty86

I’m so sorry xx

This made me laugh so much
 
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Comewhinewithme

Uh oh all on the board may be onto Tattle (in general) does anyone follow? yesterday was a #bekond post and today is stop trolling
 
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LoverA

Lots of
bragging to her depressed fans who have missed her! It’s sick putting them through this rollercoaster!
 
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Snoopy29

We deffo need to play Hinch bingo...

My guess is within the first hour of being back she’ll have a mini montage on of her ‘best holiday everrrr’
She’ll have collected shite from whatever beach she’s been to and try to copy SS’s crafts
And there’ll be a pizza log in there somewhere
 
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BabyOctopus

I cancelled my preorder of her book this morning
 
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