Mrs Hinch #231 Covid‘s rising, Soph's calmer. Did she or didn’t she, get a plane to Palma?

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Fanny please can you go back and save that moss. I am very concerned that the moss bowl is now inside the Mini Greenhouse of Death (where all the real plants go to die)
 
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We call hinch out on all that shite lol
 
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Also noticed that family villa is in the begging board guysz... Anything is possible if you dream big. You might even get a cleaning trolley to keep in the garage 🙄
 
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I don’t know if I can face mario. I just watched his cleaning story and he is just spraying everything in sight with spray. All kinds of spray, all over everything.
 
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You can find out all about her planning application (and the first refusal) plus objections by the neighbours.... internet makes this world very small!
I don't know if it's been mentioned previously as I'm too far behind to properly catch up now...but there are no longer any documents available for her planning applications online anymore (that I can see anyway) so I wonder if they asked to have them removed?? You used to be able to see all the floorplans etc but they're gone....that or I'm looking in the wrong place now!!
 
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I was reading a novel over the weekend and theres a line in it, "you'd never see mrs hinch scrubbing a piss soaked urinal" 😆

Bet she would be delighted to be featured in someones novel but I'm quite sure not in that way
I looked at the publisher and its penguin
 
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I honestly don't think she has gone abroad. She would've been spotted by someone somewhere she aint daft
Not if shes staying in a luxury villa she wouldn’t see anyone. And airport she will be in a mask and sun glasses. She hasn’t been spotted in this country by no one.
 
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I know it’s too long, but I found myself singing it in the shower. 😂
 
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I don’t think she’s abroad but she’s rented a very nice private property in the U.K. they can eat cheese strings and collect rotting sticks in private all day long to then post to her 3.7million followers afterwards
 
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I know it’s too long, but I found myself singing it in the shower. 😂
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I sang that to the tune of we are the ovaltines😂
 
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I had a bit of spare time this afternoon so I had a look at Mario's Instagram page. I've had to pour myself a large glass of wine to take the edge off! 😂 someone has either bought him or gifted him a silver mirrored contraption, glittering with diamante and he's arranged all his bottles of spirits on it together with his little glasses and drinking straws. I swear he was seconds away from an orgasm! It's absolutely awful! 😂 he said he'd been looking for one and B&M came up trumps!
I honestly don't know whether to feel sorry for him or not! He's round the bloody bend! 😂😂
 
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Wonder what they have been getting up to on holiday

Saturday- woke up and had some cheese strings for breakfast. Spent all afternoon writing the list for the Chinese that night
Sunday- woke up and had some cheese strings for breakfast. Watched TV. Soph had a bath. Jamie played on his Willy Hill app
Monday- woke up and had some cheese strings for breakfast. Photoshopped thumbs up onto nice background. Let Henry run round on a field
Today- both ignoring each other on their phones. Ron is on his 600th bag of Cheetos, Henry is asleep outside and their considering sharing a kebab for tea
 
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