Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

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Pepsi

Meanwhile back in the garage Polly the trolley has settled into life in exile.

Polly -- What you in for mate?

Old sofa --- Well I was set up wasn’t I, Old Inch lost his testicles a while back and Hinch blamed me, said they were down behind one of me cushions so she shoved me in ‘ere.
Stitched me up good an proper she did. Inch still comes in ‘er sometimes to look for them but I reckon she's got ‘em preserved in a jar of undiluted Spring Awakening Zoflora.
Im biding me time, hear old Ma Barker is looking for some new seating for her lockdown kitchen, good going over with Febreeze and I'm up for a transfer. ATV

Polly --- actually I was talking to the freezer.

Freezer -- I'm in it for the long haul dear, practically stuffed with Justrol pastry, can I interest you in a Crescent Croissant?

Old Sofa --- shut up you old tart.

Polly --- for fecks sake, I’M A CLEANER, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
 
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Justanorthernlass

I'm Kate to the party guyzzzz. But didn't someone on here say it was going to be called rose wonderland or long them lines
 
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Dickydoo123

shadyessex33 said:
It’s a pretty dress. The 9 inch roots ruin it for me though
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Hairdresser: what look are we going for today Soph?
Hinch: can you make it look like your shop has been on another 6 month lock down?
Hairdresser: 9inch roots and rats tails?
Hinch: Lav iiiittt
 
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Miss Loves-to-gossip

I always wonder why she has to constantly spray the beds in Febreze if it’s already been washed in such amazing products
 
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Comewhinewithme

Same their washing up liquid is like 50p and its brill.
 
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Anotherwantsamoan

I'm sorry but to me she is the worst person to promote a product, all you ever get from her is "I jist love it guys!" How can any company be happy with that?

And I can just see her stories today now, endless reposts of her sheep buying the new product
 
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SuzyE

And l still won't be buying P&G animal testing crap!.

I'm seriously wondering if these followers of hers have no 'real' friends, because getting all hyped up like they do isn't normal when you don't know a person properly....Weirdos!
 
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rosalierae

I fully agree with everything you said. The bf / perfect prep thing always fucked me off but I never mentioned it for fear of the FED IS BEST brigade. Feed ya kid how you want but if you have a massive platform of vulnerable mums you have a responsibility what you put out there whether you like it or not. I’m not here to discuss or start a bf debate btw so don’t @ me tattle bastards cos I love ya! But yeah aside from that, rOnNiEs head needs looking at and I’ve said before I bet hinch has read it on here and thinks ‘nah I won’t do that because the tattle cuntz say I should’ when in actual fact she should be her child’s advocate above all. I can imagine it because of what a pathetic selfish narcissist she has proven to be
 
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