Mrs Hinch #219 Hinch & Stace posing for the gram, it's just another money making scam.

[Loz93]

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Ouch!

This is what I meant by a previous comment I made about Potts and Cheshire being bitchy. They claim it’s all about bringing awareness To the mixing chemicals situation etc but any chance for a dig at Hinch and they’re right there. That’s why I think majority of people are just going to write them off as trolls and haters. It’s just immature and not the way to get your point across about what they claim is so important for them to share.

 

[Sloggingaway]

Thread suggestion by @Cucumber and eggs with votes of 59

Made to fit - Hinch and Stace posing for the gram, when will people realise it's just another money making scam.

Last thread catch up

Continuation of talk from the previous thread.
The Solomon/Swash tribe descended onto the village of Maldon
This was discussed as it was either - could be or not - flouting the Government guidelines concerning various groups of different households gathering in the garden.
They watched Dirty Dancing on a rented outdoor cinema screen.
Sugary sweets and pizzas were eaten and games commenced inc. Lanky Grinch attempting and failing to do a worm crawl. DM covered this party and Hinchliffe was spelt incorrectly lol
She then asked her bots for the day off.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st.
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background.
She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.

You forget the
‘She’s a bleep’ bit

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I’ve spent the day with family - socially distancing as much as you can with several toddlers - but we spent the entire day outside on a wholesome walk. No cinema screens or sugary snacks or worm related moves. How terribly 2020 of us.
Love how even when she has a day off you guys cane it through a thread. Also huge thanks to @mammaof3 for being Mamma to all of us and making so many of the threads!! Xx

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Has the local village lost its idiot....

 

[LilPinkie]

I'll post that worm again, just for for the laugh.

This kills me! And when she gets up, I can’t believe how much like Samara from The Ring she is with her arms.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

As annoying as the Stacey and Hinch show was yesterday - Stacey has posted a grid photo in support of unfiltered photos etc. I’m not sure why she’s wearing what looks like a woolly nappy but she’s showing her midriff and how her “extra skin” from having babies is something to celebrate. Indeed. I agree. Rex is also looking adoringly are her. Something Hinch would never understand.
Hinch comments how she wish she could do this. Because of course she was never going to do a grid post like this. I’d have a whole ton more respect for her (compared to the zero I currently have) if she actually said THIS IS ME and showed her unfiltered self. bleeping narcissistic twit.

 

[Cakeybakey28]

I'll post that worm again, just for for the laugh.

Sat and watched that over and over needs to be a GIF lol

 

[F the dust.]

This kills me! And when she gets up, I can’t believe how much like Samara from The Ring she is with her arms.

That's it samsara! Spot on creepy as hell!

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Yay I got the thread title, brb gonna do the worm in my garden to celebrate!

 

[Tui]

The gif makes it look like she is saying “Jizz” haha

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Full versions from May 13th so a long time ago

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Expecting a full head wobbling, neck scratching rant tomorrow when she sees this thread

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Ohh and I just checked that Hinch blocked me last night simply for liking a comment on her grid post about her not being responsible for meeting up when she felt unwell. That’s some serious time that must have taken up today with her blocking finger.

 

[Blackjack2]

You are so right hincher! What a gorgeous pair!

 

[Macavity2]

The gif makes it look like she is saying “Jizz” haha

This comment has me in tears

 

[Sparklez]

I'll post that worm again, just for for the laugh.

The way she gets up. It reminds me of the girl from The Ring

when insta goes down hill Sophie could try her hand at imitating a possessed girl

Sat and watched that over and over needs to be a GIF lol

I is as just about to say this.
I wish I was techno savvy and could save this

makes me laugh so much

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I look at this and think
a) staged as duck to show poor vulnerable soph. So tired and weak. Poor thing
B) how desperately sad that we’ve never seen her cradle her actual ducking child like that.

 

[Livingindublin]

She is bate because she is anemic and doesn't eat.

 

[Purplebananas]

Why is he allowing her to fall asleep with the whiff of that dirty dogs cock in her face. Dear me. She needs to spray the zoflora on him.

 

[mammaof3]

I look at this and think
a) staged as duck to show poor vulnerable soph. So tired and weak. Poor thing
B) how desperately sad that we’ve never seen her cradle her actual ducking child like that.

Why 10 more mins you moron.

Just wake her up and tell her to get to bed, she isn't a 10 year old.

And what's with all the pics of her on the floor, asleep, etc lately. Bit creepy ffs

 

[Boringsomes]

I look at this and think
a) staged as duck to show poor vulnerable soph. So tired and weak. Poor thing
B) how desperately sad that we’ve never seen her cradle her actual ducking child like that.

Of course it’s staged, she mayswell have the chicken select in a bleeping headlock so he doesn’t move for the picture ‘jaymeh quick before he fucks off’... they are serious man