New thread title thanks to @PoppseeT with 76 likes! 
For all previous Mrs Hinch threads:- https://tattle.life/tags/mrs-hinch/
The last thread saw Jamie surprise and treat Hinch to an overnight stay away to celebrate their 2nd wedding anniversary. Despite knowing of his wifeās anxiety about going out and about, he sprung this on her and she managed to have accepted the treat, got the cases out the loft, packed and be on the road in about an hour! Ma Barker was coming over to look after Ron and Hen. Said surprise was a boat trip in Henley (where she ate a cheese platter whilst waving manically at swans) before hot footing it back to London for an overnight stay at the mega priced Mandarin Hotel, Hyde Park (Ā£700+/night). She was overwhelmed by the panelling on the walls, the āballoon ceilingā (a mere 10, red Pennywise style balloons floating on the ceiling above the bed), rose petals on the bed, ātruf-fle-sā & the note that informed them that in āIn Room Dinning Teamā had arranged Ben & Jerryās ice cream for them. She had a foot massage and dragged Jamie to the spa with her. The next day she did an advert that wasnāt an advert for the MO Hotel and they shared it to their stories and said they ācanāt wait to welcome you (her) back again for more.ā
She kept concealing her stomach area on the trip with a bag ā is this to drum up pregnancy speculation or just her self consciousness or perhaps hiding a designer belt? Discussions were had about it being due to her possible ED but she threw back at us that she āLOVES foodā as the caption of their breakfast montage.
They returned home to a whining Henry and anniversary flowers that needed āvasing up.ā Sadly this cleaning sensations vase was rotten so she had to clean it first. Cleaning is somewhat of a novelty to her these days.
Brief update from thread 212 (in reference to the bin title) thanks to @Blackjack2
She came back from her holibobs hope sheās not to jet lagged all the way from Maidstone. Showed a montage of her boring trip and made Ronnielonglegs a bin and let him carry his own faux crappy nappy around. She doesnāt know obviously plastic bag are a choking and suffocation hazard and should be avoided by children. Sheās started crybabying about her upcoming 2nd wedding anniversary. Showing montages already.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest, Mr Inch etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
Dinning = written in the note at the Mandarin Hotel informing them that the 'In DINNING Room Team' had B&J's Ice Cream waiting for them! Spelling mistakes are not what you expect from a luxury hotel
News
She has written a memoir ābookā called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts weāve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunshineRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook itās clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke thatās the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- Sheās a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesnāt give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because itās at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isnāt clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically sheāll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to Ā£40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ātrollsā and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamieās 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
For all previous Mrs Hinch threads:- https://tattle.life/tags/mrs-hinch/
The last thread saw Jamie surprise and treat Hinch to an overnight stay away to celebrate their 2nd wedding anniversary. Despite knowing of his wifeās anxiety about going out and about, he sprung this on her and she managed to have accepted the treat, got the cases out the loft, packed and be on the road in about an hour! Ma Barker was coming over to look after Ron and Hen. Said surprise was a boat trip in Henley (where she ate a cheese platter whilst waving manically at swans) before hot footing it back to London for an overnight stay at the mega priced Mandarin Hotel, Hyde Park (Ā£700+/night). She was overwhelmed by the panelling on the walls, the āballoon ceilingā (a mere 10, red Pennywise style balloons floating on the ceiling above the bed), rose petals on the bed, ātruf-fle-sā & the note that informed them that in āIn Room Dinning Teamā had arranged Ben & Jerryās ice cream for them. She had a foot massage and dragged Jamie to the spa with her. The next day she did an advert that wasnāt an advert for the MO Hotel and they shared it to their stories and said they ācanāt wait to welcome you (her) back again for more.ā
She kept concealing her stomach area on the trip with a bag ā is this to drum up pregnancy speculation or just her self consciousness or perhaps hiding a designer belt? Discussions were had about it being due to her possible ED but she threw back at us that she āLOVES foodā as the caption of their breakfast montage.
They returned home to a whining Henry and anniversary flowers that needed āvasing up.ā Sadly this cleaning sensations vase was rotten so she had to clean it first. Cleaning is somewhat of a novelty to her these days.
Brief update from thread 212 (in reference to the bin title) thanks to @Blackjack2
She came back from her holibobs hope sheās not to jet lagged all the way from Maidstone. Showed a montage of her boring trip and made Ronnielonglegs a bin and let him carry his own faux crappy nappy around. She doesnāt know obviously plastic bag are a choking and suffocation hazard and should be avoided by children. Sheās started crybabying about her upcoming 2nd wedding anniversary. Showing montages already.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest, Mr Inch etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
Dinning = written in the note at the Mandarin Hotel informing them that the 'In DINNING Room Team' had B&J's Ice Cream waiting for them! Spelling mistakes are not what you expect from a luxury hotel
News
She has written a memoir ābookā called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts weāve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunshineRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook itās clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke thatās the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- Sheās a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesnāt give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because itās at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isnāt clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically sheāll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to Ā£40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ātrollsā and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamieās 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
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