Imagine her on 'celebrity' Great British bake off
Imagine her on 'celebrity' Great British bake offShe really thinks she's marvellous, how difficult is it to roll out some pastry, whisk some fake cream and cut up some fruit? Try baking a cake next time. Waste of space she is!!
Can you imagine? Her throwing eggs about the place and trying to create her shitty transitionsImagine her on 'celebrity' Great British bake off
Is Onslow carving the ice cream tonight?As if her entire days content has been based around that crappy fruit thing. Honestly bore off and take the day off if you haven't got anything else to post. Really reaching for content now. As if anyone has asked for the recipe for the thing which a child could make. Imagine being so proud of yourself for making that for the rest of the day.
Don’t forget the turmericThat dessert Soph, what’s in it?
“A layer of ladyfingers, a layer of jam, custard (made from scratch), raspberries, more ladyfingers, beef sautéed with peas and onions, a little more custard, sliced banana and whipped cream. I just lavv it!”
She will apply for the show now
It would be HER castle and it would be HER show and everyone would be HER friend and they would be HER little Ant and Dec and she would just luuuvvvv it guyyyzzzz.
I wonder what it'll say. Maybe 'is there any pine in? Ur fruit crescent gave me the shits'Is Onslow carving the ice cream tonight?
She can stand in the window at the top there and throw her "locks" down for Mr. Inch to climb up every night with her carved ice-creamShe will apply for the show now
Not tonight, it's sex swing nightIs Onslow carving the ice cream tonight?
I'm thinking that her sister went to the bathroom to watch herself eat in in front of the mirror, her brother in law had to phone a mate to tell them how good it was, and Jamie helped him dial. Her Dad went to the balcony and a large bird just happened to swoop down and steal it. Whilst Ma was like.. custard - good. Meat - good. Jam - goodTastes like feet
Hold on guyyyyyzzzz just gotta get this for ma storieeezzzCan you imagine? Her throwing eggs about the place and trying to create her shitty transitions
Love a good Friends referenceI'm thinking that her sister went to the bathroom to watch herself eat in in front of the mirror, her brother in law had to phone a mate to tell them how good it was, and Jamie helped him dial. Her Dad went to the balcony and a large bird just happened to swoop down and steal it. Whilst Ma was like.. custard - good. Meat - good. Jam - good
They would need to buy carte d’or for that to fit. No fancy potsI wonder what it'll say. Maybe 'is there any pine in? Ur fruit crescent gave me the shits'
Ronnie was there, sophie was pushing the pramWhere was Ronnie then ?? I have a feeling they get alot of help from mummy.
My neighbours installed a hot tub In their garden at the start of lockdown. I appreciate that we’ve had some nice weather but they’re in it every bloody night drinking till all hours, and they have music playing so they have to shout over the music and the noise of the hot tubA couple who live down the street from me had one put up a couple of months ago. They sit under it at night when the weather is nice & get falling about drunk, usually with loud music on which they shout over the top of. Me & my next door neighbour refer to it as ‘The Pergola of Shame’, I wonder if Grinch’s neighbours will come up with a similar name for hers?
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