Mrs Hinch #197 Repetitive content, Ron Ron eats, cleaning & swipe ups. Dull life on repeat

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If my man brought me in fingered food he’d be taking it straight into the toilet so I can bog wash the wet prick at the same time as the food
The annoying thing is her army will think they're "goals". It's as though they have something to prove.
I've just shown my fella the post and he said "what a fucking melt" hahahah

Just realised "princes" is a brand of tinned food isn't it Vestie calling her a tin of tuna? Hahahah
 
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Don’t feel guilty about doing it, loads of people have, myself included. It’s the thing that irks me above anything else that I put my family in danger on a recommendation of hers that was so dangerous and annoyed at myself for trusting her. Then to add insult to injury she’s never addressed it! She just swapped to febreeze and never mentioned it again!
 
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I haven't checked her stories this evening but going by your posts on here Jamie is acting the cunt again by practising his phonics on her ice cream.
 
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Are the sleeper seats staying like that? They look really odd left unpainted, like it’s not finished
She’s said she liked the idea of leaving them like that, but if she’s been reading on here she’ll be turning them light blue soon
 
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I don't like the garden at all. I don't think it looks like it was done by professionals.
Bay trees are supposed to go in tubs, one either side of the front door, not jammed randomly in amongst some sleepers.
That's what I was thinking? And should she water them tonight? Surely they have been watered today? Aw, gan on love knock yasel oot.....
Nervous? What the fuck are you nervous about? Watering some plants?? Ugh she’s pathetic


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Hydrangeas are quite hard to look after need a lot of watering.....
Very true.
jayymmeee wats Lissssterrriaaaaaaa?
Its Hisssstterriaaaa with an 'L' babe!.......... Fuckwits taht they are.
 
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Well now I've got this in my head!

Hinch lyrics:

One, two handsomes play behind you,
That's where you like them,
Handsomes, handsomes behind the sofa,
Can't spoil the grey lounge now

Hinchy is getting a new garden,
Thats grey aswell now,
Can't wait for her new pergola,
What else can fit in?
 
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I followed her at the start but now I cannot believe how dull and repetitive her stories are... her engagement surely can’t be that good? She has a pretty sad existence for a young mum who is lucky enough not to work. I get no pleasure from watching anyone clean their already spotless house.
 
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I still think she’s got the shittest ugliest “home account” on the gram even the young 20 somethings buying their first home have big houses with large kitchens and islands then al have the garden done with pergola and fire pits oh and BBQS (hinch seems to be hiding hers still) she must feel a little inadequate considering the money she makes and all these younger or smaller accounts have nicer less cluster fuck homes
 
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And when she said the other day 'Rules are rules' in quite an aggressive manner. Fuck right off ! if I was getting paid shit loads like she is it wouldn't bother me one little bit to post an ad in fact I would feel contractually obliged to do it without the snarkiness.
 
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No.i need more of a goodnight than that.I don't feel at peace without some bullshit quote.
I need tucking in,say goodnight nicely someone?
 
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Her army are thick hunzzz, they never heard of cleaning their house before zoph but them Ava melts will be burning strong with all the army tonight After they tell their 18 year old baby daddy to go scratch “proud of you,
love you so much, FANKS for cleaning my best vest” into their fucking Lidl ice cream.
Her army are thick hunzzz, they never heard of cleaning their house before zoph but them Ava melts will be burning strong with all the army tonight After they tell their 18 year old baby daddy to go scratch “proud of you,
love you so much, FANKS for cleaning my best vest” into their fucking Lidl ice cream.
 
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I’d like to think Vestlife is throwing shade at Zoph with the Pergola Princes. I’d love it if he was ignoring her & talking about Ronnie & the fat mutt. Sadly I think he’s just an illiterate twat & she’s too narcissistic to notice. It’s all about you Zoph!
 
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