Project PerGOALa??!! ![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
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I can’t even cope guyzzz. I swear she’s driving me to drink![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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I can’t even cope guyzzz. I swear she’s driving me to drink
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
She’ll probably pay someone to look after it for her and then claim she’s been working so hard guuuuuyyyyzzThat “veg patch” is a joke, surely? Everything is crammed in next to each other - vegetables need space! I can’t wait to see how that looks in a few weeks. It’ll be a tangle of leaves and weeds. She’s just learning though.
He'll be mincing around in a mint green romper later. With Vestlife embroidered on the front!I think she dresses Jamie like ronnie![]()
Flying off to a better future. ATV xxxEven her brows have had enough and are trying to escape. “duck this for a pack of biscuits. If we haven’t melted off due to the sheer fumigation of chemicals, we’re made to look like Disney villain brows. CYA HUNS. ATV”
Nah she’ll just stuff a few of those tumble dryer sheets in between the plants, keep the tit smell at bayThose sleepers will soon honk of dog shite when Henry poos in there and she doesn’t realise and it sits stinking in the sun in between the plants, mmmm that will be nice to sit on the seat and having a waft of shite,also those trees in the sleepers look wank
She should of kept to smaller plants in there, the sleepers are too big, it’s quite a dominant feature in the garden
she has no style or taste
I tried to tell my fella about grinch and her shite (and some other similar Instagram idiots) and all he said was “women from the UK are weird”Bit of a random side note BUT I was just talking to my hubby about what "trending" is and I used Grinch as an example (I know, I know). I asked him if he knew who she was and his response was priceless:
"Is she that bimbo who pretends to clean but doesn't actually clean and thinks that Instagram is a real job?"
I don't think I've ever wanted him more.
The one with the bird bath label on? For all the birds that can readWonder what happened to the tiny picnic table for the bird food that "Uncle Dave" made and was attached to the fence, with all the other cheap rubbish!![]()
I'm a non-Uk resident now where do you live? Don't answer if you don't want to of course .I know what you mean. We don't live in the UK so rely on deliveries. My husband never understood the issue with hinch till I just told him he will struggle to get his frys now. He's livid![]()
SS’s pickle Rex didn’t have shoes on earlier He was walking on a stoney path! I did ask SS why but she didn’t answer!Can I ask a question? Just watched today’s outing and WHY hasn’t he got any shoes on? His poor little feet.
I'm the South of France, I love it here but don't half miss English chocolate and bicciesI'm a non-Uk resident now where do you live? Don't answer if you don't want to of course .
I was thinking the exact same thing!!!!People of Maldon....release the cats!!!
We saw him holding the bag. We saw him chewing. What we did not see was him put a quaver in his mouth and eat it. Pretty sure she’ll be doing that next time and she’s just working her way up to RonDon loving quavers and her begging for a partnership deal with them.Omg did Ronnie have quavers ?? Rattle bingo for me. Bet he had a taste sensation - good lad
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They’re probably going to turn in to the little shop of horrors on her...or the revenge of the triffidsGUYS WHY IS SHE NERVOUS ABOUT HER PLANTS![]()
Oh God don't talk to me about plants. I am guilty of the diluted Lenor spray about shite. I was spraying my curtains and then read about how dangerous it was so stopped. But you know what my poor spider plants stink of Lenor. I feel so guilty. Bad plant Mummazzzz!Probably because she knows she wont be able to look after them or the upkeep.
But worry guyyzzz the gardener will see to that.