Mrs Hinch #193 £17 for a memoir of lies. Zoph continues to pull wool over sheeples eyes.

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Pinching @mammaof3’s fabulous rundown from last time :


BBQ


Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244

For newbies.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.

Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.

Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

Link to all previous threads here -https://tattle.life/tags/mrs-hinch/

Summary of last thread - easy this time, all about the ‘memoir’. No, we have no idea how this is different from the first book, or why she’s doing a chapter on trolling.

The cover is to be revealed and the photo shoot seems to be her main focus at this point as the content of the actual book will be minimum. The barmy army are desperately screenshotting their preorders in hoping of getting to Shangri La - aka a repost from Grinch on her stories.

The manic crying stories appear to be a permanent fixture.

I have twenty five mins of edit time so let me know what I’ve missed.
 
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I’ve just watched her stories.
“Keep quiet until the time is right”
So, just so I’m clear... as the country starts to, very gradually might I add, come out of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC.... that’s the right time to have a pity party about her lies being exposed, and make money off it in the process, yeah?
 
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Feels like a complete chef when in reality she's a complete cunt.
ATV
 
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Not sure if previously been posted, I left tattle on page 5 and came back to pags 48 and the thread has now closed, sorry if this has already been posted
Seems like a few people are opening their eyes, it’s on Sophs post on the we live mrs hinch, I can bet those comments will be removed
 
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I must have missed Henry being called a chicken strip but I am PISSING myself.

That's all. ATV xo
 
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Too the lady that said she’s let fortnite entertain her child through lockdown - it won’t let me quote you . But Christ so have I , not even sorry . No one has really homeschooled as much as they’ve posted on Facebook & want everyone to believe they have . He’s done a bit , he’s bright , he’s played out aswell but sod sitting arguing over school work every day . He likes fortnite & talks to all his friends on there so feels less isolated

Why does she never just make Ronnie a Cheese butty ??? Cheese butty & quavers kid might be more happy
 
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Yessss this is what Ronnie needs! Cheese sandwiches! That kid is seriously missing out. Who wakes up and fancies a coconut milk curry for lunch? I love curries but for dinner time and not for a quick garden lunch. Aghh so heavy on the stomach too!
 
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What the actual I find it hard to believe that she comes on here as I doubt she can read but someone must be telling her and why would you want to know unless you are going to change your behaviour?! and whoever has ghost written her ‘book’ must feel dirty - how can you facilitate this kind of crap?!!

He probably does have that when she can’t be arsed to make a video and show off the crap she’s bought
 
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Fuck I needed to see this! It’s made me feel so much better about my attempt at “homeschooling” fortnite has saved me too
 
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why is we are the disgusting one yet we are apparently the only one who can see her clear mental and physical decline
 
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I must have missed Henry being called a chicken strip but I am PISSING myself.

That's all. ATV xo
I’m unsure how to post as I usually lurk and read. This is her 4th so called book. Is it possible she’s funding them herself with penguin getting a huge cut for putting their name as publishers on it? It’s a theory that’s stuck in my head for a while. She oozes desperation to be famous. LQOC has books published and on TV much more than Hinch but she doesn’t look wealthy. Just a thought. I may be wrong.
 
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I don’t believe that the ‘book’ will tell all. It will literally be ‘people be mean about me and tufts’ ‘ it makes me sad’ ‘I hope they all find happiness and stop trying to bring little old me down’. Army will be expecting her to address juicy gossip and rumours. She won’t. Easy 17 quid per person Sophie huh.
 
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Trolls trolls trolls that's all she keeps bloody harping on about. This 'memoir' isnt about her, it's a pity party book denying everything that 'trolls' say about her. She is writing (or ghostwritten) a Jesy Nelson-esque book whinging about trolls. Wouldnt surprise me if she tried pitching for a documentry about it but they knocked her back because shes so boring and they knew no one would want to see her whimpering on for 90 minutes on channel 5 about trolls. So she just settled for another book deal
 
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Fuck I needed to see this! It’s made me feel so much better about my attempt at “homeschooling” fortnite has saved me too
Yes!! Although my bank balance begs to differ, if I'm asked for v bucks one more time

To keep it on hinch I cant believe this memoir crap, but will be interesting too see what's in it and cross reference with her first book to spot any fibs. And £17 odd aswell fml
 
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Zoph whilst you are being all ‘ard remember who is watching your every move and copying, because be assured, if he copies you , he will probably be a massive bully at school.
 
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OMG. My first thread attempt and success! I want to thank all my loyal army for making this possible. Where's my book deal??
 
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