Mrs Hinch #177 She burnt her nachos for a Fairy AD, Hinch's life is really sad.

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I know, even the other day SS and Joe took the kids to the beach when it was raining.
 
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Why would you buy a kallax unit that holds 25 boxes if you don't know what your putting in them and need your sheep to tell you what to do
She all ready knows exactly what she's going to put in those drawers, but if she asks the sheep her engagement figures go up and that's really all that matters to her.
 
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So clearly the Hinch household paid a trip to ikea. I just don’t believe that it magically arrived yesterday on the day she happened to take a day off. Nahhh Ma barker babysat ronnalon whilst Vestlife and Zoph had a grown up day in ikea. So obvious.

And why say her mum is coming over and then not bother to even mention it again in her stories. Utter bollovks. Basically what happened is Nanny came over today to drop Ronnie off. Ronnie clearly stayed the night there hence breakfast in bed - the 4am wake up is a lie.
Come on Zoph. We know you’ve had enough of having to deal with your child so you dumped him on nanny.
 
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Be like me, but don’t be like me.

But buy the things I buy. But don’t.

But buy my books. But don’t be like me, be like you. But like the you version of me.

Don’t be like me but be like you, but like you who is like me like you, like me.

got it?
ATB.

Fucking Idiot.
 
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I see Vestlife is now taking the piss out her cloths after his cruddy pants were shown to the world this morning. Truly shows how much of a slob each one of them actually are, not even my 18 year old son leaves his pants on the floor, he uses the washing basket he has outside his room
 
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The one that did my head in was "open blinds" tick,,, for goodness sake by the time it takes you to write it just do it... Hope your tits are feeling better
 
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Christ she spouts a load of shite
Does she not realise she’s contradicting herself there by saying Copy me but don’t copy me ???
is that another of like boris’ finest of Go to work but don’t go to work??

I need answers
I thought I saw her in the background that day paying close attention. I bet she was taking mental notes to use in her upcoming motivational speech.

 
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She eats her world famous nachos at least twice a week and she makes "profesh" looking "jac pots" add these in with her spaghetti hoops in a Pyrex jug and there you have a very nutritionally sound and balanced diet, especially if you count the virtually raw bacon she had this morning!
 
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You forgot the staple... mugshots!
 
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