I know, even the other day SS and Joe took the kids to the beach when it was raining.They literally do not leave that house. I bet that house stinks, a mixture of dog, food and Jamie’s sweaty pants mixed with spring awakening. Like when someone’s obviously had a big poo and tried to spray to cover it up
Poor Ronnie, literally doesn’t see the outside world at all. He must be so bloody bored, no wonder he naps all day.
I bought one with nine holes and it took me twoNo way that was Built in an hour.....knob!
Eeeeeh I thought there was only me and my mate that called it Weshy!!Ooooh weshy. Just up the road
Do we have a hincher here *stacey
She all ready knows exactly what she's going to put in those drawers, but if she asks the sheep her engagement figures go up and that's really all that matters to her.Why would you buy a kallax unit that holds 25 boxes if you don't know what your putting in them and need your sheep to tell you what to do
The one that did my head in was "open blinds" tick,,, for goodness sake by the time it takes you to write it just do it... Hope your tits are feeling betterI love just lurking on here and only comment now and again but I must say I have laughed out loud so many times today reading some of the comments on herevestlife, ronseal, David vest, Beggy Mitchell plus many more crack me up
i will Be honest I bought her activity book just before lockdown as I thought it would just cure some boredom... but it made me feel useless because of all these things I would need to write down in order to tidy my house... i don’t know how she has lists upon lists of things to do! Her house is bloody spotless. I could never fill my lists, I didn’t need to write down clean the kitchen or clean the toilet ffs because It just the norm to do that anyway...what’s the point In a list to tick off? i Did get a good use out of the book in the end, I used it on our home made firepit the other week... Anyway.. rant over But yeah, she does my fucking tits in (sorry Pepsi)... she doesn’t live in the real world. Get a bloody proper job, then we will see how spotless your house is... hope fatsomes shites in her slippers one day soon. Sorry, I’m hungover and fragile and she’s riled me...
Carol, is that you?The brittas empire
If you know you know
Sandancer hereEeeeeh I thought there was only me and my mate that called it Weshy!!
Lol the cheek of her
this is so good I read it out toMade a start on labelling the storage boxes for you Soph
You’re welcome
I thought I saw her in the background that day paying close attention. I bet she was taking mental notes to use in her upcoming motivational speech.Christ she spouts a load of shite
Does she not realise she’s contradicting herself there by saying Copy me but don’t copy me ???
is that another of like boris’ finest of Go to work but don’t go to work??
I need answers
She eats her world famous nachos at least twice a week and she makes "profesh" looking "jac pots" add these in with her spaghetti hoops in a Pyrex jug and there you have a very nutritionally sound and balanced diet, especially if you count the virtually raw bacon she had this morning!Lurker but first post
On the topic of the dodgy breakfast. I’m curious as to how she is still so slim, if she used to be really overweight and apparently her gastric band doesn’t work any more. The meals she occasionally posts are never healthy... and never any suggestion that she does any exercise. I wonder if she actually eats?!
You forgot the staple... mugshots!She eats her world famous nachos at least twice a week and she makes "profesh" looking "jac pots" add these in with her spaghetti hoops in a Pyrex jug and there you have a very nutritionally sound and balanced diet, especially if you count the virtually raw bacon she had this morning!
Weshy, JARRAEeeeeh I thought there was only me and my mate that called it Weshy!!
Fuck sake I am cryingI thought I saw her in the background that day paying close attention. I bet she was taking mental notes to use in her upcoming motivational speech.
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