Mrs Hinch #165 A bowl of moss, some yoghurt and pasta Henry’s trying to escape quick run

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Hopefully by throwing that in the bin will be her next form of baby proofing
 
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Babies scream! Putting a vest on mine is like you’re torturing her for information. Just need to get on with it Soph!
Im walking borderline child abuse trying to get my 2 year old dressed. Headlock, sit on her and pin her down. Shes like a crocodile on drugs!!!
 
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Dudley Dursley always springs to mind when I think of Ronjonlonglegs in a few years time

 
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I’m a mum of 3 granny to 7 (2 are step but they’re still mine lol). And I think Hinch is a massive cockwomble. She’s dangerous, vain and vapid. Veston Blumenthal is a useless bawbag and Henry handsnomesssss is a fat pompous spoilt chicken strip. I feel sorry for RonJonMossEater he’s a wee toot. But if she carries on he’ll be an entitled toot
That is all. She’s a granny my arse Get in the bin grandma
 
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You had me at Veston Blumenthal
 
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Just put a tshirt on him, it's a boiling hot day no need to faff about with a long sleeved babygro. Why does she make everything so difficult??
 
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Jesus wept! I don’t profess to be a fashion icon, quite the opposite but her choice of clothes bore me to death!!!!!!! What is it with those awful cheap dresses?
She is certainly an odd one! I’m sure she wasn’t this strange when she started out, I actually didn’t mind her in the beginning (sorry, I know!) I was either insane or she has changed because she drives me crazy and I have had to avoid watching her as much. I’ve missed the moss bowl!!
 
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I bought that cleaning diary that someone put up a few threads back (don’t judge me, I really struggle with cleaning motivation and to remember when I last did things so I’m hoping this will help, particularly when baby arrives in September) and WOW I’d be really pissed at Hinch if I were the couple that make this. Hers is almost a page for page rip off.
 
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£8 each for a shapeless sack.
Dunno why she didn’t just use bin liners from home bargs
 
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Just catching up. My dog sometimes sleeps with a teddy, but that's usually after an hour of flinging it about. Then he'll take it to bed with him to tear teddy's head of, pull the stuffing out and falls sleep with the carcus of teddy's remains as he's worn himself out

You never hear of Henry doing ANYTHING dogs usually do. I don't believe that he's that human-like that he's never pulled a Teddy apart, scattered his dog toys everywhere (does he even have any?), pulled the bins apart or even shit? Not like we need to see Hinchy picking up dog shit, but surely it needs doing as Lardsnomes diet is shocking
 
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I gave up any clothing (besides the 3 button vests) with poppers on when my son was about 8 month old, mainly because I got pregnant again and couldn’t deal with being drop kicked in the stomach everytime I tried to to lay him down to do it much easier to just pop him in some pjs, forget poppers hahaha
 
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Ano, where are the dogs toys and not even a ball in the garden? I think he just sleeps and eats and gets a short walk to look at the fields once a month poor thing must be bored shitless
 
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Is she really letting that fat fuck of a dog wipe it’s shitty arse all over her pillows? Jesus
 
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