Mrs Hinch #165 A bowl of moss, some yoghurt and pasta Henry’s trying to escape quick run

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them hinchers are as mad as box of crayons getting all their vests in a twist over a fat fucking dog
 
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I'm sorry but the comment asking who did your make up to the 'make up artist' had me shooting coke (cola) out of both nostrils in laughter....


Gonna ask for advice on how to get cola stains out of my rug now... Is it mayonnaise or WD40 that will get it out
 
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So basically to have a successful glow up you need to go from fat to skinny? (And cosmetic procedures too)

so what’s her message to all her fat hinchers on a low income? They can never glow up?
Because they don’t have the funds for a gastric band and fillers?

I’m not judging fat people I am also on the chubbier side, size 18 but who cares I birthed a kid (18 months ago) and I’m squishy Could do with losing a few pounds for my health not vanity

why does being fat or even just slightly overweight have to do with not being happy? Being skinny doesn’t bring you happiness She’s a skeleton and she’s the most depressing sad sack of a human and she’s still not deep down happy!

she doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness she obviously think being skinny, having money, buying constant tat, over feeding the fat dog and pretending Ron is doing more than he is.
She needs to calm down abit and actually take a proper break off Instagram and stop making out to her idiot hinchers that her life is perfect Cos it really isn’t it’s a mask just covering a really sad lonely existence, I would rather be fat and happy and enjoy my life not caring if I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror with a double chin whilst playing with my child, she spends too much time being so vain and worrying about what she looks like! Looks don’t last forever!
 
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Tattle gossip alert

so my dog comments hurt hinches cousin apperntly shes messaging me now the "so called cousin"
 
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Thread suggestion: Here’s my terrifying “glow-up”, but Henry’s still fat, time to ‘Grow up’ Soph, you silly twat!!
 
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Thread suggestion - Henry’s got lots of calories to burn or else he’s going to end up in Hinch’s urn
 
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My mom bought me a Naf Co 54 jacket off the market and wondered why I refused to wear it 1992 was not a good year for fashion
I had a Joe bloggs t shirt and jeans nicked off our washing line early nineties they were all the rage
 
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ffs soph if ya reading this please stop pretending to be "your cousin" and message me trying to portrait yourself as St Theresa







"being in the wood picking up sticks is allowed" - I didn't see this in the daily Coronavirus briefing
 
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But... she tucks him into his own bed, in his own room, with his own personalised teddy bear every night isn’t that what you’re supposed to do with dogs?
 
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Professional Photo shoot.
Especially now their allowed to be open. Cake smash or some shit like that I imagine with Henry ofcourse

I don’t think these people actually realise THEY have paid for that extension, that kitchen, that dog, that baby, the Botox in her face. It’s crazy.
 
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I hope the hinchers in the cheap dresses don't catch on fire at their fancy back garden bar bs .
 
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