Mrs Hinch #164 babyproof greyskull castle? No way, that's too much hassle!

[kettlecrisp32]

Can’t think why

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I'm not even going to go there with the moss

On another note entirely, Stacey was definitely throwing shade at Hinchy today with her roast dinner. Interesting to see as well that Rex was eating the exact same as the rest of the family as opposed to some undercooked slop.

 

[Debsy37]

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king handsnomes runs away whilst soph looks on eBay

 

[Vest_foot_forward]

The whole brand relies on a really outdated gender role balance.
Just go through the Facebook pages, the cult are low income women, a lot of whom don’t work. She needs to show the “hey being at home all the time just doing domestic drudgery is great! Look how much fun I’m having. No need to want anything else from life, just need to want more scented disinfectant.”
If vest did any work around the house it ruins the illusion.
It worries me that little boy growing up in that attitude and what outdated attitudes he’ll have toward women.

Also what kind of example is that setting ronford? No work ethic

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Henry's depressed, ronnies repressed, zoph going crazy in her ebay dress .... AT effin vest

 

[Nosey_bugger!]

The Hinch Facebook groups are the gift that just keeps giving

 

[Lastqueenofscotland]

I genuinely can’t believe it took her ELEVEN months to babyproof a cupboard with cleaning products in.

 

[pjmac]

go on henry my son run ya fat fucker run

 

[Pepsi]

I have a theory guuzzzzz, when Handsnomes goes off for his "grooming" what do you bet a new slimmer dog replaces him.
Like in a soap opera when a character goes upstairs and comes down with a different face
Handsnomes the second. Hope this makes sense

 

[AnaKarina23]

I have a strong suspicion my next door neighbour is a hincher

she is lovely. We’ve lived here a few years now, speak almost daily, back gardens right next to each other with a low fence. We socialise most of the Summer each year as our kids are friends. Never seen any behaviour implying she was a hincher before, until today.

She has one of those garden arches, she’s had it a while, but today she has hung 6 little twig hearts and put fake ivy all around it then I realised she has an egg chair, a wheely bin shed, she got a bird table delivered a few weeks ago and sprayed her garden furniture grey last summer. All the signs were there. I can see them now

 

[Angielou1980]

What on earth does she want a humidifier for RonRon's room for? There is no need. He doesnt appear to have skin or breathing issues ( miracle really given that her house is a chemical castle). She probably just saw it on someone else's story and her grabby hands just HAD to have one.
Soph you will probably end up with mould. Especially as you never seem to open your windows, just mask smells with chemical sprays.

 

[MapleSugar]

Who the fuck would wear nails like them? How could you wipe your arse or wash your hands with a feather attached to your nail? Jesus.

 

[Noseybonk]

Thread title suggestion....
Ron Ron wanted broccoli but Hinchy had moss
Vestlifes looking bored & Fatsomes still the boss

 

[LeighLaa19]

I felt guilty that Lardsomes was getting a groom this week so I gave Otis & Daisy a wash & partial groom

 

[Boleynr]

I genuinely can’t believe she’s been ‘up all night’ worrying about cooking a roast

 

[Fluffyducks]

She actually screamed HANDSUMMMMS down the street.. how about using his actual name he will respond to?!?

It’s like the Maldon version of CHANELLLLLLL the parrot

I feel a bit sad for fat Hennerz really, with his excess lard and coat, he is probably really struggling.

 

[Dwj]

Think this sums up what many of us think when tattlers get grief from the Grinch “army” and they misuse #bekind. Hope it’s allowed - it’s from a public open Twitter not promoting anyone’s insta or anything

 

[Mumtoone]

I don’t know if this had been said. But she’s wearing those pink gloves, she’s touched the bin, nappy bin and then is touching cushions and photos frames... she really isn’t very hygienic at all, considering she’s a ‘cleaning guru’

 

[dragonsden62]

How boring is her actual Instagram page she hardly ever posts a new picture, if you look at other instagrammers they post almost daily but she’s too busy.......filming fatso going for his morning dump, Ronnie blessum eating breakfast then the yawn fest of what’s for lunch ( this is def leading up to some shite book coming out for Christmas for confused new mothers) then nap time, hair tuft brushing and ‘ I love him I love him I love him I LOVE HIM’ then fatso off to bed with obligatory spread eagle dick shot and a bit of cleaning in between, I’m renaming her Mrs Groundhog because it’s the same shite everyday

 

[auntylil]

Me. It’s why I’ve not been on as much because honestly I’m not one to talk about mental health etc but I’m kinda struggling with everything atm between not losing the baby weight, lockdown, going back to working full time and taking care of my son & the house she makes me feel like fucking shit so I just can’t

Don't be too hard on yourself darling, you are doing what she's not - working and taking care of your son. So what if your house isn't perfect or you're carrying a little extra weight, I bet you love your child and vice versa - be grateful you're not her because she's a total prick! Feel free to message if you need to talk to anyone.

While I'm here, I can't believe there's a lit candle on a low coffee table when there's a child who "can stand" and "move around". Soph we may take the piss and criticise you for random stuff but with regards to "our Ronnie's" safety, some cupboard locks aren't child-proofing your home. It's a start but it's too little and too late, you need to sort it because guess what? YOU COULD SAVE YOUR CHILD'S LIFE! One single mint out of that jar and he could die. Falling off the sofa onto that coffee table and he could die. And not one single person on this planet wants something like that to happen. Why are WE your awful "TROLLS" more concerned about your son's safety than you appear to be?

I know someone whose little boy fell tripped and went head first through a glass door (years ago before safety glass was used in internal doors) and he died from one of the shards piercing his heart. Believe me when I say this but his mother never, ever forgave herself and the poor soul ended up committing suicide many years later. I also know a young girl who just last year left her daughter alone for less than a minute while she popped into the kitchen, the little girl picked up a tea light holder and put it on her head to pretend it was a crown and her hair caught alight. What happened next, well, I won't go into detail but it involved a week long stay in hospital and will require plastic surgery for years to come. She's scarred for life both physically and mentally (as is her mother!) - these things happen in the blink of an eye and nobody pays attention 100% of the time. Especially someone like Sophie who always has her phone in her hand!

Sorry if this upsets anyone but I am SO concerned that something awful is going to happen to that little boy. If you love him as much as you say you do Sophie, then you'll sort it out and pronto, because right now your house is just an accident waiting to happen.

 

[kettlecrisp32]

Same as these threads at times!!!

Yeah, man. This. I’m sure you’re all lovely people but I honestly couldn’t give a fuck what your kid used to eat for lunch, or at what age they wore what sized nappies.