She’s probably going to be up all night planning the “Trump defence”;
right, guyzzzz, so. I wanted to share my life wiv you all guyz cause we’re all in this together eh? I know that there’s been some talk amongst the TROLLZ ‘bout me and ma family breaking lockdown for a bbq, right. Well, first off TROLLZ it actually weren’t a BBQ right cuz we don’t have one of those. I wouldn’t buy a bbq in these times, guyz, it’s just not fair on the shops and that. So what we did was we had some family round right, cause I’ve been anxious and that the past few weeks. But guyz, and I just want to share this with you guyz, cause I’ve been using dettol on everything (ad - gifted) my whole ‘ouse is actually a germ free zone. It’s not actually possible guyz for corona to cross into my home cause it’s been so Hinched. Now I’m not saying I’ve found a cure, guyz, cause it’s just me, little old Soph from the village, and I ain’t that smart - I just ain’t! But I’m sayin’ my family were safe to come ‘ere cuz all the bleach I use, innit?”