Mrs Hinch #138 Mr Sheen is red, dettol is blue. Eggs in the morn' on Foreman, Bubberloo?

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She’ll be sending Onslow round to ask the neighbours to take that tree down next. Hope they tell him to get fucked!
 
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Vest life is literally the equivalent of a soggy dressing gown sleeve isn’t he
To quote chandler bing
‘Whoooppaaaa’
 
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I've literally lost my fucking shit at the leaf vacuum.

I can see her strolling out of the garage like fucking rambo, she probably cocked the damn thing.
 
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Why the fuck does she have to add an ‘s’ onto every word???? “See if this can get rid of some of the random stuff on the FLOORS” ????
 
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She would order her weekly food shop from eBay if she could. Guyzzzzz I got these burgers off eBay, I’ll add the swipe up.. could u imagine it If I was looking to buy a leaf vacuum I’d firstly start by looking at b&q or somewhere, but not money grabber soph, she has to go to eBay so she makes her money on everyone copying her
 
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Please let there be a few big gusts of wind so the tree sprinkles more stuff on her garden
 
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I have definitely become more anxious as time has gone on. I’m sure a lot of people do feel the same. Only going to the supermarket every other week and I really have to talk myself up to do that. Can’t imagine how we are all going to come out of lockdown. Hinch talks about anxiety but she doesn’t seem anxious at all to me Take care everyone
 
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I thought you was having a nap? Well fuck off and have it! Hopefully you’ll sleep through til tomorrow!
 
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I made these last night- ham wrapped around hotdogs. They look more edible than Hinch’s food- don’t worry babes you can add it to your cookbook xx
That’s what i imagine Jamie’s trouser snake looks like. Wee and peely wally
 
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